Blue Footed Booby posted:

Cum lube doesn't smell or taste like cum.

Hyperlynx posted:

Yeah dude, Bad Dragon. Already posted upthread. Synthetic cum for their ridiculous dragon dildos. They're hillarious

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Yes? That's not what I'm saying though. The creators of that dildo company host a site with (and maybe draw?) depictions of beastiality in addition to garden variety furry stuff. The dildos are just dildos, but I wouldn't be surprised if the creators want to gently caress an actual horse.

PetraCore posted:

Ah well, just another brick in the wall of Bad Dragon being unironically bad. I think the legality of cartoon depictions is a gray area which is why it hasn't been taken down, but still.

EDIT: My other thing I'd heard is there have been times they'd stolen dildo designs from indie dildo designers under the blanket of 'we're a big company with the money to do a legal battle and we tweaked two things about it, gently caress off'.

goblin week posted:

Yeah, the owner of Bad Dragon independently hosted herpy.net which was for people uploading pictures of snakes loving (each other). He took it down in I wanna say 2015?
Around the same time Bad Dragon underwent a marketing spin from a store for furries to market to the „fantasy” market at large, which is why the website no longer has like, furry porn on it or the hornt stories as character fluff for each toy.

They’re a pretty lovely company though. Low quality of silicone molds, rampant design theft, the aforementioned thing with Varka and the other shareholder who was charged for bestiality, and also they host e621 which is a general hub of art theft and transphobia.

There are better places to get dragon dicks from.

Platystemon posted:

“Milkshake” duck

RatHat posted:

In that situation couldn’t you just use real dog poo poo and they would never know?

The Bloop posted:

Joe Schmo?

Did you work on the Joe Schmo Show?

SpacePig posted:

I'm always glad when somebody else remembers this show, because the only person I know that watched it now doesn't remember it, and sometimes I think I imagined it.

HenryEx posted:

This was a while back, but

drat. As soon as the text came up on screen and irealized it was an ad, i knew exactly which company it would be. They always make the dumbest stuff.
I guess it's effective advertising if i can attribute an ad i've never seen before to its company immediately.

ultrafilter posted:

killer crane posted:

I had forgotten about it for 15 years, until one day I was thinking how cricket from it's always sunny looked vaguely familiar, looked him up on imdb, and I found out joe schmo show wasnt a fever dream. (it was 6 feet under I recognized cricket from)

Also Kristen Wiig was on the show. I only remember the doofy Joe Schmo, and the host. Maybe it's online somewhere and worth a revisit. Is anything from the early 2000s worth revisiting?

ultrafilter posted:

SuddenCactus posted:

Is buttock crushing your own buttocks getting crushed or being crushed by buttocks?

iwentdoodie posted:

Everyone involved has said they ordered both the piss and donk jizz from a farm, and they were real

Lodin posted:

Bismuth posted:

I still dont believe it. Doesnt cum significantly change consistency over time, like separate or get liquidy? how would that big jug of cum stay the "perfect" cum consistency all the way from the farm and the whole time they're throwing horse shoes in the sun, etc. Did they jack the donkies off on set? Did they add some gelatin to stabilize it?

also how many donkies do you have to jack off to get 60+oz of cum? That seems like an absurd amount of cum that someone who is jsut like 'haha horse do big cum' would invent, but i bet thats like 30 donkies worth. Not that its impossible that a farm has 30 donkies but whos going to jack 30 donkies off in one day just for a game show.

its NOT real

The Bloop posted:

Joe Schmo?

Did you work on the Joe Schmo Show?

Bismuth posted:

I still dont believe it. Doesnt cum significantly change consistency over time, like separate or get liquidy? how would that big jug of cum stay the "perfect" cum consistency all the way from the farm and the whole time they're throwing horse shoes in the sun, etc. Did they jack the donkies off on set? Did they add some gelatin to stabilize it?

also how many donkies do you have to jack off to get 60+oz of cum? That seems like an absurd amount of cum that someone who is jsut like 'haha horse do big cum' would invent, but i bet thats like 30 donkies worth. Not that its impossible that a farm has 30 donkies but whos going to jack 30 donkies off in one day just for a game show.

its NOT real

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

A draft horse averages about 400ccs, which is about 13.5oz, so you'd need 4 horses at least. Smaller horse breeds obviously shoot less, so the smaller the horse the more horses you gotta get.

As far as who does it, you can buy horse semen online, there's breeding farms and stud farms out there who have the daily job of having a horse gently caress a fleshlight.

I'd imagine if you are just gonna use it for chuggin, you just buy the "reject" stuff on the cheap. Shows like fear factor had a pretty big budget for getting gross poo poo, so I can't imagine someone was balking at paying a shipping fee for overnighting horse jizz while Rogan did rails in his trailer.

If they really needed bang for their buck they'd have gone with pig, they have the largest land animal/ejaculate ratio, topping out around 500ccs.

This post brought to you by: boredom while I search online for a brain wrangler who takes my insurance.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

A draft horse averages about 400ccs, which is about 13.5oz, so you'd need 4 horses at least. Smaller horse breeds obviously shoot less, so the smaller the horse the more horses you gotta get.

As far as who does it, you can buy horse semen online, there's breeding farms and stud farms out there who have the daily job of having a horse gently caress a fleshlight.

I'd imagine if you are just gonna use it for chuggin, you just buy the "reject" stuff on the cheap. Shows like fear factor had a pretty big budget for getting gross poo poo, so I can't imagine someone was balking at paying a shipping fee for overnighting horse jizz while Rogan did rails in his trailer.

If they really needed bang for their buck they'd have gone with pig, they have the largest land animal/ejaculate ratio, topping out around 500ccs.

This post brought to you by: boredom while I search online for a brain wrangler who takes my insurance.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Printers, which are known for being a light up LED sign.

edit so in case the fact that it's dissipating at the beginning, not moving, and not attached to a plane don't make it obvious, the plane has a thing in the back that spits out cloud stuff in set intervals as the plane flies past. Not unlike a dot matrix printer

Imperador do Brasil posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: donkies

Dewgy posted:

PYF Funny Pictures: Ezekiel 23:20

Vincent Van Goatse posted: