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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Propellant doesn’t count. It’s the “missile” having an explosive or incendiary charge of more than 1/4 oz. There are places that have mortars you can fire, but they’re just inert projectiles so don’t need a $200 stamp for each one.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Not even smoke rounds?

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Humphreys posted:

I was about to say I am really surprised the olympics are going ahead considering COVID. But, no of course the IOC gotta get paid no matter what, the scummy bastards.

japan tried to back out but the ioc was like you have pay us a trillion dollars if you do we dont feel the contract is void so they are going ahead with it. its very unpopular

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Platystemon posted:

Not even smoke rounds?

I wouldn’t want to get into a debate with the ATF about whether smoke fill counts an an incendiary.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

snergle posted:

japan tried to back out but the ioc was like you have pay us a trillion dollars if you do we dont feel the contract is void so they are going ahead with it. its very unpopular

Just tell the IoC to gently caress off then? In fact, every country should tell the IoC to gently caress off.

No, wait. Every dollar and every bit of property should be seized from the members of the IoC, and the Olympics disbanded.





It's pretty funny how humanity has grown so large that we have to keep on doing wasteful bullshit, just to keep a segment of the population occupied.

Sorry " Can Run Fast" guy! Hope you studied something other than " Speed"!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

snergle posted:

japan tried to back out but the ioc was like you have pay us a trillion dollars if you do we dont feel the contract is void so they are going ahead with it. its very unpopular

This might have the actually-good outcome of everyone just going "yeah the Olympics were good for what they were but now they're a cash grab that only benefits the nesting-yacht class, let's just not have them anymore".

Phanatic posted:

I wouldn’t want to get into a debate with the ATF

this is good advice in general

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Johnny Aztec posted:

It's pretty funny how humanity has grown so large that we have to keep on doing wasteful bullshit, just to keep a segment of the population occupied.

Sorry " Can Run Fast" guy! Hope you studied something other than " Speed"!

The IoC is vile, but this smacks of "uses sportsball unironically."

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Just tell the IoC to gently caress off then? In fact, every country should tell the IoC to gently caress off.

No, wait. Every dollar and every bit of property should be seized from the members of the IoC, and the Olympics disbanded.





It's pretty funny how humanity has grown so large that we have to keep on doing wasteful bullshit, just to keep a segment of the population occupied.

Sorry " Can Run Fast" guy! Hope you studied something other than " Speed"!
Yeah if you're a beep boop kind of person who just simply can't understand why somebody's getting a lot of accolades for run good or run ball good just try to think about how amazing it is that all these different people from all these countries are getting together to do something that they agree about and all care about. And how awesome it is that they settle their national differences with some sportsball rather than machine guns or kilotons of bombs.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

We should abolish the IOC, then form a new body.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

The Lone Badger posted:

We should abolish the IOC, then form a new body.

the Association of Olympic Competitions

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Yeah if you're a beep boop kind of person who just simply can't understand why somebody's getting a lot of accolades for run good or run ball good just try to think about how amazing it is that all these different people from all these countries are getting together to do something that they agree about and all care about. And how awesome it is that they settle their national differences with some sportsball rather than machine guns or kilotons of bombs.

I like sports and watch a bit of the olympics even if I hate the IOC and the way modern Olympics are run, but how are national differences solved at the olympics?
There's annual world championships for all these sports with wider participation than the olympics

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

EoinCannon posted:

I like sports and watch a bit of the olympics even if I hate the IOC and the way modern Olympics are run, but how are national differences solved at the olympics?
There's annual world championships for all these sports with wider participation than the olympics

They're absolutely not, it's a pissing contest that achieves nothing and basically all of the major countries' teams are on all of the PEDs they can get.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

the owners are inevitably the worst part of every sport, and as the biggest owners the ioc is the worst of the worst

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

EoinCannon posted:

I like sports and watch a bit of the olympics even if I hate the IOC and the way modern Olympics are run, but how are national differences solved at the olympics?
There's annual world championships for all these sports with wider participation than the olympics

I was thinking of national differences being solved in the sense of national differences being fought out in a sporting event rather than a war.

Like someone from Country A thinking "I hate Country B and everyone from County B, and everyone who has ever lived in Country B, and I want to kill them", and then rather than killing anybody, this person from Country A just gets drunk and cheers on the people from their national team as they battle Country B in flower arranging or whatever.

Also yeah the IOC is bad the Olympics are horrible to all their hosts it's garbage but I still say the international sporting impulse is a good one.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Also wait how did I get tarred with the "Olympics defender" brush?? I was responding to someone who didn't understand sports at all. Yes the world championships for any sports are better than the Olympics.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The Olympics are less about the actual sports played at them, (as has been said, there are far more prestigious and legitimate World Championships and World Cups for that), and more about the dickwaving of the city that bribed the IOC delegates the mostwas best suited to host them.

And even then they are crazily expensive for those cities, even outside the bribes, what with building white elephant stadiums, and a whole heap of other stuff. This may be apocryphal, but I remember hearing a story when I was in High School, (I graduated in '94), that Melbourne still hadn't finished paying off it's Olympic games, (Melbourne had the games in '56).

None of this is a funny picture though. Have a picture of a clown baby holding a gun-guitar riding a maybe(?) robotic dinosaur as penance.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Olympics are the Eurovision of sports.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Humphreys posted:

The Olympics are the Eurovision of sports.
Eurovision is good though

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Also we'll never allow the Americans to compete

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

drat can't wait for the next season of that show. At the risk of sounding like an Espana weeaboo do yourself a favor and watch it in Spanish.

Phanatic posted:

I wouldn’t want to get into a debate with the ATF about whether smoke fill counts an an incendiary.

I got to fire a low yield 40mm Incediary/Explosive round out of a M79 once at a desert machine gun shoot. Blew the hell out of a 50gal drum. Best $20 I ever spent and I've been to Ko San Road.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Humphreys posted:

The Olympics are the Eurovision of sports.

It would be hilarious if cities had to spend billions on infrastructure and new concert halls to host Eurovision

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiPBIJDJlas

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Johnny Aztec posted:

Just tell the IoC to gently caress off then? In fact, every country should tell the IoC to gently caress off.

No, wait. Every dollar and every bit of property should be seized from the members of the IoC, and the Olympics disbanded.

It’s not a good precedent to allow the IoC to shake down G7 nations like that.

Everyone should be getting the knives out.

Memento posted:

this is good advice in general

Getting into debates with ATFis fun and profitable

…for lawyers.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Yeah if you're a beep boop kind of person who just simply can't understand why somebody's getting a lot of accolades for run good or run ball good just try to think about how amazing it is that all these different people from all these countries are getting together to do something that they agree about and all care about. And how awesome it is that they settle their national differences with some sportsball rather than machine guns or kilotons of bombs.

The olympics definitely helps to prevent wars.

*looks up where it was held in 1936*

Ah, well, nevertheless.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The Lone Badger posted:

We should abolish the IOC, then form a new body.

New Olympic events:

- blackjack
- hookers

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Olympics is a pretty great case for capitalism just turbofucking things into horrific parodies of themselves.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



And yeah I'm just trying to imagine anyone saying "the Olympics allow countries to settle their differences with track & field instead of guns & bombs" with a straight face

Like just picturing I dunno, Russia and Ukraine being like "Gosh yeah, I guess we don't need that Black Sea port after all since you beat us fair and square in luge"

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Data Graham posted:

And yeah I'm just trying to imagine anyone saying "the Olympics allow countries to settle their differences with track & field instead of guns & bombs" with a straight face

Like just picturing I dunno, Russia and Ukraine being like "Gosh yeah, I guess we don't need that Black Sea port after all since you beat us fair and square in luge"

Every Game we play brings us together a little more...

By my estimation mankind needs only ten thousand more Games before we are finally one people.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Data Graham posted:

And yeah I'm just trying to imagine anyone saying "the Olympics allow countries to settle their differences with track & field instead of guns & bombs" with a straight face

Like just picturing I dunno, Russia and Ukraine being like "Gosh yeah, I guess we don't need that Black Sea port after all since you beat us fair and square in luge"

We should use sport to settle international differences but also keep the violence and add mechs

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

:chloe:
strong racist boomer energy there bruh

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Platystemon posted:

It’s literally just for the alliteration. It sounds good.

They have no rifling, and they’re not guns because they build no pressure. They just guide a self-propelled rocket for a couple of feet.

Recoilless rifles are absolutely rifled. The carl g has 20+ lands and grooves. I dont remember the specifics because its been a decade since ive laid hands on one.

hazardousmouse posted:

:chloe:
strong racist boomer energy there bruh

Its a joke about how some american movies have a brown filter to signify that the scene is in mexico. Its a dig at film makers.

My Spirit Otter has a new favorite as of 13:01 on Jun 16, 2021

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

hazardousmouse posted:

:chloe:
strong racist boomer energy there bruh

Nah. https://www.google.com/search?q=mex...iw=1920&bih=995

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


E: ^^^ Yup

hazardousmouse posted:

:chloe:
strong racist boomer energy there bruh

I think its pointed at how films always depict Mexico by just adding an amber filter over the camera lens to make everything dingy.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

hazardousmouse posted:

:chloe:
strong racist boomer energy there bruh

it's a joke about how every movie ever set in Mexico uses a yellow filter that they don't use in scenes in the USA

but go ahead and jump to accusations of racism, that's perfectly level headed and rational of you

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
ah, so strong racist Hollywood energy. God are they STILL doing this? It feels like it's been going on for 20+ years

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Pro tip: If all the words are spelled correctly and nothing is needlessly upper case, it's almost certainly not a boomer meme.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Also, they used punctuation that isn't a series of exclamation points. That's a technology the booms have been without for ages.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
Hey my texts always have hosed up random capitalization because autocorrect and accidental periods and
oh no

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

hazardousmouse posted:

:chloe:
strong racist boomer energy there bruh

I would also like to join the weird "calling you a dumbass" dogpile.

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