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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
..........because nothing will save the oval office that banned nvj.

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
"I did but see him posting shite..."

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
One recent evening, Younghusband lit a fire under about 130 hay bales that had been destroyed by mice and stood back to watch, beer in hand, as flames lit up the night sky. He estimates he has lost about 1,500 bales so far.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

One recent evening, Younghusband lit a fire under about 130 hay bales that had been destroyed by mice and stood back to watch, beer in hand, as flames lit up the night sky. He estimates he has lost about 1,500 bales so far.

Has he tried introducing a whole bunch of non-native species to combat the mice plague?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Lol, no cases from the Typhoid Couple, but Sydney's picked up its own home-grown Delta Strain outbreak via a limo driver and what looks to be an international flight crew. Let's see how Gladys tries to spin this one onto Victoria and Dan Andrews...

We don't need a reason to dunk on Victoria, it just adds flavour :v:


anti-magic posted:

I was referring to us / we as in Australia's atrocious vaccine rollout. The UK's killed a poo poo ton of people like the US but their rollout has been pretty successful for similar reasons.

Oh yeah nah, my bad. Read that as 'they'. We have 100% cocked up our rollout.

Like even now with this Delta strain, they should be doing a massive community push to ramp up vaccinations - but nothing as of yet.

Infinitum fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Jun 17, 2021

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
got some nice hash brownies from a bloke for giving him a lift to kmart and back

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Morning walk without a mask was real good, even if it rained
This lockdown sucked

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Masks are mandatory on Sydney public transport for the next five days.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Apparently one of them visited as far as Campbelltown.

If we start seeing more cases, we'll be in lockdown

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I have a friend who was supposed to be flying from Melbourne to Brisbane today. She's currently stuck at Sydney airport and has no idea whether she'll be allowed to continue to Brisbane.

Another friend from Melbourne is due to visit Sydney next week. Anything could happen between now and then.

Aware
Nov 18, 2003
Friend visiting from Perth for work and was going to stay the weekend but has changed flights out to today incase WA locks out NSW harder.

Messy but this is the times we live in I guess.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


I've no idea why anyone would be letting Victorians in at the moment.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

ili posted:

I've no idea why anyone would be letting Victorians in at the moment.

Because the poor airlines need bailing out and we gotta jump-start ~The Economy!~


Also I love the whole "we're urging everyone to get vaccinated!!" declarations, like interest is the problem here and not ScoMo loving up availability.

Neddy Seagoon fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jun 18, 2021

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i've had it up to here with this drat virus!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Title of my sex tape Fleeting Contact

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


It's also the new name they're workshopping instead of 'Australia Day'

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


lol they just announced another wave of $100 vouchers to lure people back to the CBD.

Should have rethought the optics on that rollout methinks

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Infinitum posted:

lol they just announced another wave of $100 vouchers to lure people back to the CBD.

Should have rethought the optics on that rollout methinks

Are they the ones which can be used for accommodation?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.nsw.gov.au/covid-19/businesses-and-employment/tourism-support-package

It's the same as they are now I believe - Dine & Discover/Entertainment

Can only be used on Fridays or some horseshit?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Infinitum posted:

https://www.nsw.gov.au/covid-19/businesses-and-employment/tourism-support-package

It's the same as they are now I believe - Dine & Discover/Entertainment

Can only be used on Fridays or some horseshit?

Encouraging people to go out in the middle of a nascent COVID outbreak seems like a bad idea to me.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
My boss was at the same Van Gogh exhibition as the positive case.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
I messaged my daughter earlier to tell her that masks are compulsory on public transport for the next five days. She works in the CBD and doesn't keep up with the news.

I just got a "what for this time" call from her while she was walking to Central. Lucky as we've been, I think people are getting pretty jaded.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sort your poo poo Sydney. I got a concert in a few months.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Lolie posted:

I messaged my daughter earlier to tell her that masks are compulsory on public transport for the next five days. She works in the CBD and doesn't keep up with the news.

I just got a "what for this time" call from her while she was walking to Central. Lucky as we've been, I think people are getting pretty jaded.

Masks have been compulsory on PT in Melbourne for like a year now, before this outbreak people were getting very slack about wearing them. Some train cars were like 50/50

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Supposed to go to Sydney next weekend to see my nephew and a friend who lost her dad a week ago a few days before she could get out of hotel quarantine. If this fucks that up it’s just further evidence that Sydney is a wasteland that should be bulldozed off the continental shelf.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Nam Taf posted:

Supposed to go to Sydney next weekend to see my nephew and a friend who lost her dad a week ago a few days before she could get out of hotel quarantine. If this fucks that up it’s just further evidence that Sydney is a wasteland that should be bulldozed off the continental shelf.

Back up a little for a run up and take Canberra too.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

EoinCannon posted:

Masks have been compulsory on PT in Melbourne for like a year now, before this outbreak people were getting very slack about wearing them. Some train cars were like 50/50

My favourite bit with the trains recently was someone's loving genius idea at Metro Trains to route the Southern lines (the busiest lines in the state) via bus from one of the Eastern line stations during a crossing works weekend, instead of direct from Flinders St like literally every prior time. While Supanova was running at the Showgrounds, no less.

If someone had been COVID-positive on those days they'd only have exposed half the state to it instead of the southern suburbs. Sterling mitigation efforts there!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I don't go to parties baby

Cause people spread covid about

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

The people of Sydney keep loving up my travel plans for Queensland so gently caress yeah bulldoze the entire lot imo

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Ditzy 50yr old co-worker planning a trip to Sydney cos "it's been a while and I really wanna go"

Jfc

If they mention their holiday location and it's a known hotspot I'm reporting them cos gently caress that poo poo

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

McSpergin posted:

The people of Sydney keep loving up my travel plans for Queensland so gently caress yeah bulldoze the entire lot imo

I managed to fit two trips in the four month window where nothing was happening. Though I first begun planning in November, and didn't get to actually go until March due to COVID :shepicide:

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




it’s just dawned upon me that there might be a position aside from “nuke any city with covid” but I’m yet to see anyone take this position online

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I stopped making interstate travel plans last year. I won't be making any for a while, I don't deal well with last minute cancellations.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I'm glad I'm doing nightclub work again at 36. It owns feeling like total poo poo physically while also feeling like I could probably fight an apex predator because my body refuses to stop pulsing with adrenaline

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Feeling like a complete oval office on the train because I forgot to grab a mask on the way out of the house as I was in a bit of a rush. See how it pans out I guess, with any luck there will be some bougie rear end store in Newtown selling bespoke masks handcrafted by refugees with disabilities for $30 a pop

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

well why not posted:

it’s just dawned upon me that there might be a position aside from “nuke any city with covid” but I’m yet to see anyone take this position online

I’m from covidtown and I say nuke us all

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

McSpergin posted:

Feeling like a complete oval office on the train because I forgot to grab a mask on the way out of the house as I was in a bit of a rush. See how it pans out I guess, with any luck there will be some bougie rear end store in Newtown selling bespoke masks handcrafted by refugees with disabilities for $30 a pop

Good news, Newtown Station just made it to the alerts list (For 3pm Sunday arvo) so looks like we're a potential hotspot, fucken great, I was around the corner at Egg at the time and then over at the Courty for jugs... I we get locked down I am hosed for work...

Also, just took this pic in an ally behind my place, a pretty poignant nod to Australia's internet infrastructure under the Tories.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Good news, Newtown Station just made it to the alerts list (For 3pm Sunday arvo) so looks like we're a potential hotspot, fucken great, I was around the corner at Egg at the time and then over at the Courty for jugs... I we get locked down I am hosed for work...

Also, just took this pic in an ally behind my place, a pretty poignant nod to Australia's internet infrastructure under the Tories.



Big energy there.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Apparently Brooklyn standard has a tradition that whenever Shania Twains 'i feel like a woman' comes on the basic white bitch 3 am playlist the dude bartenders take their shirts of until it finishes and I've never felt more at home in my life

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Melbourne's Supanova dodged the COVID outbreak for a second year in a row, I'm curious as to how Sydney's will fair this year happening right in the middle of an outbreak :yikes:

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