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The oldest joke ever recorded was about a woman farting on her husband’s dick.
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:The oldest joke ever recorded was about a woman farting on her husband’s dick. There's a roman poem by a dude who proudly states he kisses his dog on the mouth Monks wrote poo poo like "Finally done, I'm getting a beer" in the margins of medieval manuscripts "Hapthor was here" graffiti in the haglia sophia Onfim the bored 10th century schoolkid drawing himself as a  monster next to his homeworkEa-Nasir, world's shittiest copper merchant Those are more funny historical poo poo I suddenly remembered Content: Hundreds of thousands of british people died preventable deaths because Boris Johnson was a funny posh clown on a panel show
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ArmZ posted:*timidly sips flint Michigan water* Obama not actually drinking the water
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Lib and let die posted:i miss him so much 
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Jun 20, 2021 00:28
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:There's a roman poem by a dude who proudly states he kisses his dog on the mouth The dude in Pompeii writing on a wall that from now he would only gently caress men's arses
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pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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MikeCrotch posted:The dude in Pompeii writing on a wall that from now he would only gently caress men's arses The dude in pompeii using graffiti to tell another dude in pompeii to stop eating women out in public He may then have become some kind of ancient batman
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:The dude in pompeii using graffiti to tell another dude in pompeii to stop eating women out in public like dude get an alley
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:The dude in pompeii using graffiti to tell another dude in pompeii to stop eating women out in public https://mobile.twitter.com/ZackSnyder/status/1405702805948538881
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:There's a roman poem by a dude who proudly states he kisses his dog on the mouth There's also a bit in the Bible where Philip tells Nathaniel that they've found the messiah and it's Jesus of Nazareth, and Nathaniel just says "Has anything good ever come from Nazareth?" Nazareth must've been the Cleveland of its day.
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If the water was the Cuyahoga, that'd make walking on it significantly easier so long as he could put it out e: Content: That time Cleveland managed to set fire to the river This apparently happened multiple times
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George W. Bush was a cheerleader in high school.
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Regan’s wife took the advice of her psychic and it lead to the deaths of an untold number of generations of gay men so that everyone would think of her as a model and moral citizen and now all anyone can remember about her is how famously she sucked dick
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Jun 21, 2021 00:29
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tbf she was apparently a genius-level cocksucker
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Now that's prime username material. And/or a new thread title.
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 Gingrich—Primary Mission—Advocate of civilization —definer of civilization —Teacher of the rules of civilization —arouser of those who form civilization —Organizer of the pro-civilization activists —leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces.
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France didn't make it illegal to have sex with children until last year.
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Bestiality wasn't illegal in Washington state until after Mr Hands, and when the law to ban it came up for a vote 13 of 49 state senators excused themselves from voting on it
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FORUMS USER 1135 posted:Bestiality wasn't illegal in Washington state until after Mr Hands, and when the law to ban it came up for a vote 13 of 49 state senators excused themselves from voting on it bestiality wasn't illegal in arizona until the deputy fire chief of mesa, AZ got caught loving his neighbor's sheep
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Mantis42 posted:France didn't make it illegal to have sex with children until last year. Also their prime minister was very obviously groomed by his pedophile wife! LoL
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Bust Rodd posted:Also their prime minister was very obviously groomed by his pedophile wife! LoL Nickie had to seize political power, otherwise his waifu would have dumped him for a younger model.
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Bust Rodd posted:Also their prime minister was very obviously groomed by his pedophile wife! LoL https://twitter.com/merfianrepublic/status/1401818156642017283
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zut alor!
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uber_stoat posted:zut alor! fun fact: the chef in the little mermaid who says this was voiced by Rene Auberjonois, the actor who played Odo on DS9
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I mean Macron was groomed by his teacher, who is now his wife.
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I should play Civ IV again
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My choir in high school sang this song, this just triggered the memory. Wtf
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https://twitter.com/originalspin/status/1220367361984716800?s=20 This was around the time when the term "boba liberalism" was gaining popularity in asian american left twitter.
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Echo Chamber posted:https://twitter.com/originalspin/status/1220367361984716800?s=20 "milk tea alliance"
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Excelzior posted:I should play Civ IV again lol i was just thinking this
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ArmZ posted:swedish idiots gave Obama the peace prize and then he became the most assassinatingest president ever lmao
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There's also various covers of Baba Yetu performed by the Brigham Young University Choir on YouTube, which I think is even funnier than the military band doing it. I had no idea that Baba Yetu just became a common high school/college chorus song. I was a choir boy in high school, but those days were before Civ4's release.
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ArmZ posted:swedish idiots gave Obama the peace prize and then he became the most assassinatingest president ever lmao I think an article came out a few years back that talked about how even Obama knew he hadn't done anything to earn a peace prize. It would look idiotic because everyone else knew it too, but he and his aides couldn't figure out how to refuse it without causing a diplomatic incident. I don't know if that's true, but it's funny. And that's good enough for me.
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It made a lot of Americans real mad (including Teump) so it was good.
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Echo Chamber posted:There's also various covers of Baba Yetu performed by the Brigham Young University Choir on YouTube, which I think is even funnier than the military band doing it.
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frankenfreak posted:Seeing how it's basically just the Lord's Prayer BYU strikes me as less surprising performers.
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