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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Critical posted:

someone posted one of his music videos here once and i've never been able to find it. rapped something about sex with a witch. it was less than good

Should've covered Sex Dwarf by Soft Cell instead. That song rules.

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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

sticklefifer posted:

Should've covered Sex Dwarf by Soft Cell instead. That song rules.

Goes on for too long.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Critical posted:

someone posted one of his music videos here once and i've never been able to find it. rapped something about sex with a witch. it was less than good

Is it this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGeRaz_4EKU

Or this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eYjkQs0Hjs

I mean honestly a lot of this stuff seems to be at least witch-sex adjacent

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Erebus posted:

Is it this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGeRaz_4EKU

Or this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eYjkQs0Hjs

I mean honestly a lot of this stuff seems to be at least witch-sex adjacent

that's more depressing than the undertaker

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


BrigadierSensible posted:

The sex? Or the rap?.

This is important.
how is sex with a witch ever going to be less than good

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Because witches these days are white girls with dreadlocks yammering about crystals and phases of the moon on tiktok, not the cool kind with broomsticks.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Erebus posted:

Is it this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGeRaz_4EKU

Or this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eYjkQs0Hjs

I mean honestly a lot of this stuff seems to be at least witch-sex adjacent

Pretty sure it was the second one. Old video had shots of him in makeup puffing on a cigar with cgi smoke or something. The joker voice is worse than I remembered.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





there's a ppv tonight

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I really hope Helena Sell gets called up to WWE RawDown

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Critical posted:

Pretty sure it was the second one. Old video had shots of him in makeup puffing on a cigar with cgi smoke or something. The joker voice is worse than I remembered.

The lovely skype filter debut video was this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4W6nalXb3Q

But it's way less funny without the aforementioned fake smoke and bad makeup.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Per Fightful Select, Brock and WWE are talking again and WWE wants him back on TV soon.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

MJeff posted:

Per Fightful Select, Brock and WWE are talking again and WWE wants him back on TV soon.

That's just what Raw needs.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Brock gonna beat Reigns again because there's nobody left :lol:

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Brock better job to Alexa.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Imagine if they decided to stop letting Roman be a heel because fans are coming back.

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Brock is beating Roman tonight on the ppv

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Chris James 2 posted:

Brock gonna beat Reigns again because there's nobody left :lol:

Okay, what's funniest.

1) Drew loses tonight, Brock to Raw, beats Lashley, shows up twice, reigns until Mania, drops to Drew.
2) Drew wins tonight, Brock to Raw, beats Drew, shows up twice, reigns until Mania, drops to Drew.
3) Brock to SD as a heel, beats Roman.
4) Brock to SD as a face, loses to Roman.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MJeff posted:

Okay, what's funniest.

4) Brock to SD as a face, loses to Roman.

Absolutely this

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

MJeff posted:

Per Fightful Select, Brock and WWE are talking again and WWE wants him back on TV soon.

i cant believe WWE is both trying to snipe AEW talent AND take Arn's son away from him at the same time

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Brock tapping out to one of Roman's lovely chokes might make me die of laughter.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

MJeff posted:

Per Fightful Select, Brock and WWE are talking again and WWE wants him back on TV soon.

Someone finally cracked open the Emergency Ratings Booster Contingency Plan and it was just

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
They only have one plan and by God they’re going to use it

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Good for Brock, I hope he takes Vince to the cleaners and then it turns out that he's not actually a draw anymore either.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

MJeff posted:

Per Fightful Select, Brock and WWE are talking again and WWE wants him back on TV soon.

with or without paul?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

DEAR RICHARD posted:

with or without paul?

Brock vs. Roman in a Paul on a pole match.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



DEAR RICHARD posted:

with or without paul?

without, because the most Brock way to do it is by having him storm into the arena and demand roman give him back his jew

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://www.howtobet.com/most-intelligent-sportsfans/

wwe fans are the most intelligent sports fans. roman reigns fans are the most intelligent team/player fans.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Aye Doc posted:

without, because the most Brock way to do it is by having him storm into the arena

Uhuh

Aye Doc posted:

and demand roman give him back his jew

Hold up

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://www.howtobet.com/most-intelligent-sportsfans/

wwe fans are the most intelligent sports fans. roman reigns fans are the most intelligent team/player fans.

WWE fans smartest betters because even they know not to blow the SSI check on gambling

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

1glitch0 posted:

Brock vs. Roman in a Paul on a pole match.

in a shark cage on a pole

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://www.howtobet.com/most-intelligent-sportsfans/

wwe fans are the most intelligent sports fans. roman reigns fans are the most intelligent team/player fans.

second statement is very true

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Brock beats Lashley for the title then loses to Roman so he’s double champ to try and show up Omega

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

give reigns a belt skirt

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Brock comes back but has the third IWGP belt

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"Wow, the people who bet on this Roman Reigns guy always win! He must have the smartest fans in the world!" is the funniest loving thing.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Brock comes back but has the third IWGP belt

Lol

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://www.howtobet.com/most-intelligent-sportsfans/

wwe fans are the most intelligent sports fans. roman reigns fans are the most intelligent team/player fans.

They fired Braun because his fans were bringing WWE's average fan IQ down.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!

MJeff posted:

Per Fightful Select, Brock and WWE are talking again and WWE wants him back on TV soon.

And just like that, the question "why did WWE fire all those people in the middle of a record profit-making year" was answered

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Sydney Bottocks posted:

And just like that, the question "why did WWE fire all those people in the middle of a record profit-making year" was answered

HHH begging Brock not to ask for more money lest he have to cut Adam Cole.

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Oct 30, 2009

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