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Wheeee posted:the good news: there exists a planetary federation of dozens of species from our galactic neighborhood, they believe humanity is almost ready to be made aware of this broader reality, and once we get our house in order we'll be invited to join lol at the federation is bringing us in solely for our unfathomable bloodlust and destructive capabilities. They'll pair our imagination with their magical tech and just unleash us in a direction.
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Jun 20, 2021 22:56
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Are we the Krogan?
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Jun 20, 2021 22:59
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They had the balls for total nuclear warfare
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Jun 20, 2021 23:00
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The Demilich posted:lol at the federation is bringing us in solely for our unfathomable bloodlust and destructive capabilities. They'll pair our imagination with their magical tech and just unleash us in a direction. Do what you're good at
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Jun 20, 2021 23:04
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The Demilich posted:lol at the federation is bringing us in solely for our unfathomable bloodlust and destructive capabilities. They'll pair our imagination with their magical tech and just unleash us in a direction. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Damned_Trilogy
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Jun 20, 2021 23:04
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The Protagonist posted:They had the balls for total nuclear warfare buddy i hope you never read about America's nuclear weapons strategic planning history because woo boy
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Jun 20, 2021 23:05
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The Demilich posted:lol at the federation is bringing us in solely for our unfathomable bloodlust and destructive capabilities. They'll pair our imagination with their magical tech and just unleash us in a direction. they're gonna find ways to interstellar gerrymander us out of any actual power in the federation, and most of earth won't even notice because we're used to things being that way. the few of us that do will either think they're doing the right thing or go take over an interstellar wildlife refuge visitor center.
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Jun 20, 2021 23:09
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Wheeee posted:the good news: there exists a planetary federation of dozens of species from our galactic neighborhood, they believe humanity is almost ready to be made aware of this broader reality, and once we get our house in order we'll be invited to join how do we join the winning side?
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Jun 20, 2021 23:18
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The Protagonist posted:They had the balls for total nuclear warfare
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Jun 20, 2021 23:20
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when judgement day comes your post history will be taken into account, in addition you will be forced to read it aloud in front of the galactic tribunal.
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Jun 20, 2021 23:33
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Nichael posted:Are we the Krogan? We are the universe's marine corps god help us
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Jun 20, 2021 23:53
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PawParole posted:Dan Sheehan is a respected attorney who’s been deeply involved in uncovering legitimate government lies and coverups through the US legal system. He helped defend the New York Times in the Supreme Court case regarding their right to publish the Pentagon Papers (which showed the public what really went on in Vietnam). Later while at the Christic Institute, he helped uncover much of the Iran-Contra Affair. I'm watching this now, and the dude straight up says TTSA is an op lol
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Jun 20, 2021 23:54
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Google Butt posted:when judgement day comes your post history will be taken into account, in addition you will be forced to read it aloud in front of the galactic tribunal. I’m good then I got a bunch of posts and they won’t be able to tell edit can’t wait to read this one out loud at the galactic tribunal
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Jun 20, 2021 23:55
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Google Butt posted:when judgement day comes your post history will be taken into account, in addition you will be forced to read it aloud in front of the galactic tribunal. instead of a heart on a scale or st peters book its the rap sheet
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Jun 21, 2021 00:09
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Seems like a vast majority of encounters report bipedal aliens. Hopefully they evolved better because the human spine is a trainwreck.
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Jun 21, 2021 00:16
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Pooky posted:Seems like a vast majority of encounters report bipedal aliens. Hopefully they evolved better because the human spine is a trainwreck. Their chair technology is light-years ahead of ours 
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Jun 21, 2021 00:19
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Log082 posted:they're gonna find ways to interstellar gerrymander us out of any actual power in the federation, and most of earth won't even notice because we're used to things being that way. the few of us that do will either think they're doing the right thing or go take over an interstellar wildlife refuge visitor center. lol they're gonna regret that when they see total guerilla warfare and suicide/kamikaze bombings
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Jun 21, 2021 00:21
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https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Left-of-the-Moon.mp4
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Jun 21, 2021 00:22
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is the moth the alien or the streetlight??
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Jun 21, 2021 00:25
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I read all the stuff on the UAP Theory site and it was entertaining (if rather insufferably written) but then I made the mistake of checking out the twitter https://mobile.twitter.com/UAPTheory/status/1406423400776613890 between this and the tweets about Dolores Cannon it seems the author is just another woowoo idiot too bad :/
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Jun 21, 2021 00:26
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Pooky posted:Seems like a vast majority of encounters report bipedal aliens. Hopefully they evolved better because the human spine is a trainwreck. ok I have this weird like communal solipsism going on in my head related to this I’ll try to figure it out but basically idk lol
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Jun 21, 2021 00:26
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my bony fealty posted:I read all the stuff on the UAP Theory site and it was entertaining (if rather insufferably written) but then I made the mistake of checking out the twitter lol the baby boomers are our alien gods - yeah.
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Jun 21, 2021 00:27
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yo I kinda want a telescope
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Jun 21, 2021 00:28
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mods PLEASE rename me "another woowoo idiot"
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Jun 21, 2021 00:36
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like why us out of all the humans that existed already
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Jun 21, 2021 00:38
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Think Less posted:I'm watching this now, and the dude straight up says TTSA is an op lol Tom was open about this. Government dudes (probably Lue, Mellon and associates) approached him (after reading his lunatic ufo books) saying they were unsure how to do a disclosure, and he said that's exactly my wheelhouse, we'll make a multimedia company.
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Jun 21, 2021 00:39
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A MIRACLE posted:like why us [exhales huge bong hit] entropy
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Jun 21, 2021 00:43
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Tom was open about this. Government dudes (probably Lue, Mellon and associates) approached him (after reading his lunatic ufo books) saying they were unsure how to do a disclosure, and he said that's exactly my wheelhouse, we'll make a multimedia company. in the context of the video, he said it was an op for more defense funding/public opinion by presenting UFOs as a threat he also says it's pretty much defunct now edited for clarity Think Less has issued a correction as of 01:01 on Jun 21, 2021 |
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Jun 21, 2021 00:55
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https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/City-Visit.mp4
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Jun 21, 2021 00:58
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just started reading this and lmao 
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Jun 21, 2021 01:15
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if every person who records something weird in the sky started by saying the date/time/location and device used to film we could collectively call bs on 99% of videos. but if we don’t entertain magical ideas we have to think about our lives instead so meh
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Jun 21, 2021 01:24
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Nuts and Gum posted:if every person who records something weird in the sky started by saying the date/time/location and device used to film we could collectively call bs on 99% of videos. drat this sucks dude you should reconsider
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Jun 21, 2021 01:31
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A MIRACLE posted:like why us I think nuclear power reactors attract more ET attention, and we only started building those like 80 years ago. We're probably also witnessing more objects because there's just plain more of us now, and we have radar, optics, cameras, and relatively fast communication
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Jun 21, 2021 01:33
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Their chair technology is light-years ahead of ours Lol
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Jun 21, 2021 01:37
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Google Butt posted:when judgement day comes your post history will be taken into account, in addition you will be forced to read it aloud in front of the galactic tribunal.
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Jun 21, 2021 01:38
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Google Butt posted:when judgement day comes your post history will be taken into account, in addition you will be forced to read it aloud in front of the galactic tribunal. *i interrupt prosecutor Xoflaz X'nbunlaq during the tribunal* your eminence, do i really have to say "tarp" 69,000 times?
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Jun 21, 2021 01:44
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https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1406672142389891081 https://twitter.com/NucSafetyUCS/status/1404427493742874632 https://twitter.com/IvanCNN/status/1404299533664747525
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Jun 21, 2021 01:52
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those aren't really a big deal. Maybe the iranian one, though it's probably just israeli sabotage. I'm not saying nuclear plants shouldn't be better maintained - because they should - but they're remarkably robust.
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Jun 21, 2021 02:05
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1406672142389891081 I expect this tomfoolery from us but France is a surprise maybe this is why Trump was so high on "steam" The overlords prefer a nice, safe energy source
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