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setting up my long exposure camera tonight to catch proof of me in up in that beelzebutthole
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:29 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 08:01 |
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weird how birds can flash lights nowadays. evolution is amazing!
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:29 |
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I'm still hoping it's birds piloting that UAP.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:29 |
Tekne posted:you're all off base correct because birds aren't real
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:29 |
CaptainViolence posted:setting up my long exposure camera tonight to catch proof of me in up in that beelzebutthole shameful snype edit but you beat the notification so I'll allow it
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:31 |
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PawParole posted:weird how birds can flash lights nowadays. Someone breed birds with lightning bugs right now.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:31 |
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Smekerman posted:PS: I encourage everyone to look up long exposure plane photos, so you can see exactly what that doesn’t look like. ???
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:32 |
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Bilirubin posted:correct This is true I change the batteries in my chickens weekly.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:32 |
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Bilirubin posted:shameful snype edit but you beat the notification so I'll allow it ty i promise to pay this kindness forward
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:32 |
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If you're trollin w/e you win stop disturbing my dang circles
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:36 |
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:36 |
a a a a a a a a a a a a a alamy a a a a a a a a
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:37 |
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WEH posted:
lol
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:38 |
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Delta-Wye posted:ive been digging a theme amongst the stories about consciousness being another fundamental field, one we weakly interact with. it fills in some personal blanks in my lived experience i don't have any other answers for. might want to look into synchronicity. I was thinking about starting a thread on it but maybe it can just exist here as a discussion topic. Carl Jung interviewed a patient who spoke of a dream about a scarab beetle, then one landed on the window of his office. I’ve had a couple really weird experiences and my dad keeps a log of all the ones he has or that people share with him. let’s take a moment before the ufo report drops to share some examples of that weird poo poo. I’ll share two: 1. I learned to tattoo in 2001. I was 17. I tattooed a fleur de lis on the drummer for Parliament-Funkadelic. Got to go see them play that night at HOB in New Orleans, real cool. In 2020, we visit family in southwest Louisiana from Colorado, and go one night to see a childhood friend of my partner’s while in her home town. She has a friend over who is this old guy… who ends up being the bus driver for Parliament-Funkadelic and has been the bus driver since they started. one of my tattoos has been riding around next to this guy for almost two decades. 2. when I was a kid my step dad was a stage hand at one of the Jazz Fest stages in New Orleans. We got to go for free and walk around with back stage passes. One year he meets Art Neville from the Neville Brothers, and they chat, and Art has a son my age, so they arrange a couple times for me to go over and play with him at their house. amazing. three years ago I tattooed a guy here in Colorado, he was a musician, and I did something cool on his arm. two years ago he lines up a second tattoo, this time a half sleeve. Art Neville dies. When this guy comes in for the appointment, I mention it in passing because he’s a musician and I figure he knows who Art Neville is. He does and says it’s sad, and I tell him the above story about playing with Art’s son. My client says, “Oh, Ian? Yeah he’s my best friend. I’m going to see him next week.”
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:38 |
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Wheeee posted:yea I've been wondering if Elizondo's tossing all this extremely woo-sounding poo poo around to muddy the waters for some reason 2:32 he maintains his DoD contacts and this effort is about helping the government do the job it's supposed to do and it's a coordinated effort. 2:35 the interviewer basically asks him if he has a government handler. Lue says they contact him frequently "I get texts all the time" regarding keeping within certain parameters with what he's saying from "the man" aka the government. Lue is basically saying he has a government handler. 33:50 - interviewer asks "have you been warned by the govt to not discuss specific things" 33:14 - 34:30 lue basically says yes he has been warned by government affiliates (handlers) and he has to report regularly to security advisors.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:40 |
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while we're all taking pics of the night sky, i got this pretty decent moon pic with binoculars and my lovely cracked motorola. idk what the line is but probably because i was having a hell of a time keeping it steady and there were power lines around
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:41 |
Bullfrog posted:while we're all taking pics of the night sky, i got this pretty decent moon pic with binoculars and my lovely cracked motorola. nicely done moonshots are hard to really nail but you can see nice detail with that one
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:42 |
the moon is cooler than mars
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:43 |
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man if the aliens arent constrained by time then i gotta get myself one as a sex partner, i could finally be one of those 10 minute studs.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:51 |
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Smekerman posted:Just wanna chime in about that 10 second exposure - your ideas of how a plane would look in any long exposure shot are flawed. There would be no dot, at any shutter speed slower than maybe a quarter of a second. Also, there would be no streaks except the lights, because the body of a plane would be too dark to make any impression on the camera sensor. this the first time any of this exposure talk vibed with my 3 year photography education which i never took seriously and also ended 12 years ago and ive never held a camera since but it makes sense., WEH posted:Do me a favor and do a google image search for "plane long exposure". The magical device known as a "tripod" allows for sharp shots of lights in motion at slow shutter speeds and the reason the dots show up is because they are very bright for a very short amount of time. This is correct on the dot from a blinking light from what I see, but if this was the case of it being a plane, we'd see a dark streak outlined by a bright trail with dots in the dark part, not a full body of something with no wings and 2 dots on either side. It being a plane doesnt vibe with me. fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 05:07 on Jun 23, 2021 |
# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:54 |
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munce posted:2:32 he maintains his DoD contacts and this effort is about helping the government do the job it's supposed to do and it's a coordinated effort. this is the least surprising thing. I've said it before, but you don't just loving quit the DoD and then start talking about all the secret poo poo you saw and have the DoD go "You got us! it's all true btw"
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 04:58 |
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years ago one of the radio hosts on the swedish public service radio channel P3, oriented towards youth at the time, talked about his weird experience he'd had the day before flying back home from an event. He said he had seen and photographed(with a lovely phone camera by todays standards) a cigar shaped object that appeared to be quite the distance away but matched the speed of the plane for a bit, he'd been looking at it for a while and some other people on the plane seemed to have noticed it as well. He uploaded the picture but ive not been able to find it since(it wouldnt add to anything now). the discussion veered of into UFOs and alien jokes. ever since ive been biased towards believing cigar shapes. my moms friend has lived in phoenix since the 80s and said she saw the phoenix lights when i made my mom ask her about it. im 100% convinced cigars and triangles are real. even the UAP sorts. neither of those two people are cooks or religious and if they say they saw it i'll believe it.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:22 |
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fanfic insert posted:It being a plane doesnt vibe with me. WEH posted:The exposure time makes or breaks it for me. If it's 10 seconds, I got nothing. 5 or less I think it's a plane + its navigation lights going off twice. Objurium posted:Confirmed the exposure time with her again as 10 seconds - I'll see if I can pull up flight logs for the area a bit later on too. WEH posted:I have no idea, then
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:22 |
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WEH posted:
You're comparing full sized pictures (well, one picture, the Alamy thing is an illustration from the looks of it) to a 100% crop. Zoom in all the way on the dots in your picture and I'm willing to bet they're still not circular points, they are elongated in the direction the plane/whatever was moving in.
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:27 |
valp posted:By the way, Elizondo says a lot of crazy stuff in podcasts. He says there was ancient alien contact, that souls are real, psychic powers are real, aliens walk among us, some aliens aren't limited by time, consciousness is an observable energy, and so on. I believe 3, possibly 4 of those things, depending on the definition of "ancient" and whether he's referring to racist af Chariots of the Gods? bullshit
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:30 |
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Azathoth posted:I believe 3, possibly 4 of those things, depending on the definition of "ancient" and whether he's referring to racist af Chariots of the Gods? bullshit please list the 3 or 4 things of those you believe
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:32 |
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Smekerman posted:You're comparing full sized pictures (well, one picture, the Alamy thing is an illustration from the looks of it) to a 100% crop. Zoom in all the way on the dots in your picture and I'm willing to bet they're still not circular points, they are elongated in the direction the plane/whatever was moving in. You don't know anything about photography lol
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:34 |
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lmao
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:35 |
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Yeee, I'm not arguing I'm just sayin vvv no worries fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 05:44 on Jun 23, 2021 |
# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:37 |
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fanfic insert posted:Yeee, I'm not arguing I'm just sayin Sorry, my bad
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:39 |
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Can someone summarize the first couple hundred pages of this thread?
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:40 |
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we need to settle this matter with a good old fashioned photography duelHeated Gaming Moment posted:Can someone summarize the first couple hundred pages of this thread? aliens real
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:40 |
Judge Dredd Scott posted:please list the 3 or 4 things of those you believe souls are real, aliens are among us, some aliens aren't limited by time, assuming that "aliens" in this context has a wider definition than "biological entities that evolved on another planet and came here in interstellar spacecraft" at least
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:41 |
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:Can someone summarize the first couple hundred pages of this thread? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lijECqltYNU
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:41 |
Heated Gaming Moment posted:Can someone summarize the first couple hundred pages of this thread? The X-Files was a documentary
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:42 |
You're a part time lover and a full time friend aliens in your sky is the latest trend
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:43 |
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EVERY GOLDEN HOUR I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE SHUTTER BUTTON ON MY CANON DSLR. ITS AN EOS DIGITAL REBEL XT WITH AN OPTEKA 500MM MIRROR LENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE LONG SHUTTER SPEEDS OF UFOS ALONGSIDE WITH FROKNOWSPHOTO, JARED POLIN. I DO EVERY EXPOSURE AND I DO EVERY EXPOSURE HARD. MAKIN CLICKY SOUNDS WHEN I'M SHOOTING BULB MODE ON SOME ALIEN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND MACHINE GUN THEM ON CONTINUOUS SHOOTING MODE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAPTURED THE GALAXY’S MOST NON-REFLECTIVE METAMATERIAL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON THE FORUMS I POST AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON DEPRECATED COMEDY SITES CAN STILL BE SKEPTICAL JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO USE MIRROR LOCK UP AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY HANGING ALL MY PRINTS. 2 HOURS INCLUDING POST PROCESSING EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyunZTnH_vU
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:53 |
space chandeliers posted:EVERY GOLDEN HOUR I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE SHUTTER BUTTON ON MY CANON DSLR. ITS AN EOS DIGITAL REBEL XT WITH AN OPTEKA 500MM MIRROR LENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE LONG SHUTTER SPEEDS OF UFOS ALONGSIDE WITH FROKNOWSPHOTO, JARED POLIN. I DO EVERY EXPOSURE AND I DO EVERY EXPOSURE HARD. MAKIN CLICKY SOUNDS WHEN I'M SHOOTING BULB MODE ON SOME ALIEN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND MACHINE GUN THEM ON CONTINUOUS SHOOTING MODE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAPTURED THE GALAXY’S MOST NON-REFLECTIVE METAMATERIAL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON THE FORUMS I POST AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON DEPRECATED COMEDY SITES CAN STILL BE SKEPTICAL JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO USE MIRROR LOCK UP AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY HANGING ALL MY PRINTS. 2 HOURS INCLUDING POST PROCESSING EVERY MORNIng. THEN I LIFT but what exposure speed
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# ? Jun 23, 2021 05:53 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 08:01 |
i am harry posted:might want to look into synchronicity. i love it. i don't know if im more fascinated by high tech material explanations or the totally out there stuff. for example, i have sometimes experienced things that are hard to explain ( and could be observer failure or biases!) but lue's cig explanation fills in the blank strangely well. if you start to view time and the progression of events as a bit more of a fuzzy notion and causality less instantaneous and immutable than our senses lead us to believe, i could see how our limited window of experience is hiding what is actually happening. its been years since it happened at all, and even more years since it happened with any regularity, but i used to mistake strangers for people i knew, only to run into that specific person 20 min or an hour later. it got regular enough i started saying "it would be great if we'd run into <so-and-so>" and someone who hung around me long enough would start picking up on the que without being let into the game. i could never explain the trick, its either faded as i got older or the mechanic was dependent on the relatively small town i grew up in. can i tell the future? goony case of face blindness mixed with religiosity? idk, but its fun to dream! edit: or like this for a nice mix of the two https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3746176/ quote:Keywords: volition, Libet, free will, introspection, decision-making Delta-Wye has issued a correction as of 05:57 on Jun 23, 2021 |
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