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one thing that is super wild to me is especially christian fundamentalist death cultists who will say poo poo like "Our God is a righteous mighty god" or whatever and it boggles my mind because it implies that other gods are real and are out there doing poo poo, which seemingly is an obvious huge contradiction. Like satan isn't the  bad god, satan's more like the left hand man compared to the holy spirit or jesus or w/e. The entire concept is that God is the only god what the gently caress are you doing
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The mystical symbiology of things like the klan and nazis primarily serves to reinforce cohesion and establish in-group identifying shibboleths and this is why proud boys drink milk or whatever
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SniperWoreConverse posted:The mystical symbiology of things
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SniperWoreConverse posted:one thing that is super wild to me is especially christian fundamentalist death cultists who will say poo poo like "Our God is a righteous mighty god" or whatever and it boggles my mind because it implies that other gods are real and are out there doing poo poo, which seemingly is an obvious huge contradiction. it's like they haven't even watched jesus christ superstar while on mushrooms
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Jun 27, 2021 00:27
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gay_crimes posted:i don’t feel that there is anything substantial here beyond practices warped and diminished to tchotchkes and novelties that serve cultural voyeurism and charlatans. magic is impossible when the natural world is so thoroughly destroyed and its human care takers were either eradicated or assimilated. the old ways are gone, and the few that practice them in this dying world aren’t posting here. this isn’t the place to respect them. get off the internet and go look at whatever wildlife and world is left near you if you want to see an echo of what once was. pick up some nearby garbage at the green belt. our legacy is one of ashes and the spirits no longer answer Mostly agree but there's nothing that says you can't learn from the people who still practice, or turn yourself toward revitalizing that old way. Magic is very relational and situational, so the old ways aren't applicable because the situation is changing, but that doesn't mean that the fundamental elements of magic and spiritual insight aren't still present, we are just alienated from them.
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anybody here played unknown armies? love that poo poo
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In numerology I'm a 9 but that's bad but it sounds good so I've accepted it
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SniperWoreConverse posted:one thing that is super wild to me is especially christian fundamentalist death cultists who will say poo poo like "Our God is a righteous mighty god" or whatever and it boggles my mind because it implies that other gods are real and are out there doing poo poo, which seemingly is an obvious huge contradiction. I love it when they give angels names like Michael; it makes it so much more real and personal
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magick is real but unfortunately inaccessible to everyone else because i've spent years in my garage maxxing out my collection of j/o crystals, hogging all of the mana for myself
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:magick is real but unfortunately inaccessible to everyone else because i've spent years in my garage maxxing out my collection of j/o crystals, hogging all of the mana for myself its all about orbs now, crystals dont do anything unless you ingest them anyways
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burning a spell slot to cast level 1 wizard spell "grease" and intentionally failing my dexterity saving throw to wallow around in a 10ft sq area of slippery muck
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i am continuously casting wizard cantrip "acid splash" on my dick and balls, dealing 1d6 damage each time and mutilating them beyond all recognition
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i have summoned puissant magical enemies to summon an unseen servant, which is different from an imaginary friend
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Pentecoastal Elites posted:i have summoned puissant magical enemies to summon an unseen servant, which is different from an imaginary friend lmao
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i dont like astrology ppl because they are always very rude to me (scorpio)
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:i dont like astrology ppl because they are always very rude to me (scorpio) that's such a scorpio thing
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:i dont like astrology ppl because they are always very rude to me (scorpio) thats your loving fault now isnt it. (capricorn)
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didnt read thread but back in the 90s i remember learning from the weekly world news that there was a 13th sign because of astral rounding errors or something. im that sign
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Bideo James posted:thats your loving fault now isnt it. (capricorn) 
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fool. idiot. there are tens of thousands of astrological signs, only accessible to the most powerful of magickal practitioners
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Watching the pro magic side devolve into “well it’s obviously not real but I still think you shouldn’t be able to make fun of my friends” and “literally the worldview espoused in the song miracles by insane clown posse” I’m becoming more and more convinced magic is not only fake, but bad. Also if religion is magic than why not just say you’re religious? If Islam’s magic and magic is real, you’re more of a pedantic Muslim than a wizard no?
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Hell if cooking’s magic and Magic’s real you’re a pedantic chef
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miracles gets a bad rap. none of you dumb motherfuckers could explain how a magnet works without looking it up and i think its time as a a society that we apologize to whichever of them sang that part
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Varinn posted:miracles gets a bad rap. none of you dumb motherfuckers could explain how a magnet works without looking it up and i think its time as a a society that we apologize to whichever of them sang that part yeah as a fundamental force im p sure electromagnetism is explained as “just how reality works this time, i guess”
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SniperWoreConverse posted:one thing that is super wild to me is especially christian fundamentalist death cultists who will say poo poo like "Our God is a righteous mighty god" or whatever and it boggles my mind because it implies that other gods are real and are out there doing poo poo, which seemingly is an obvious huge contradiction. it can get weirder that that! let me introduce you to the Demiurge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciGhEuQmsVw
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Another magical disappointment as the enlarge spell wears off halfway through
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gently caress you pay me.
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dangerburrd posted:Also if religion is magic than why not just say you’re religious? If Islam’s magic and magic is real, you’re more of a pedantic Muslim than a wizard no? not all religion is magic. usually magic is religion+ that is the secret parts only for the initiates/priests/whatever. but yeah if your casting magic spells you're pretty much by definition religious
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dangerburrd posted:Watching the pro magic side devolve into “well it’s obviously not real but I still think you shouldn’t be able to make fun of my friends” and “literally the worldview espoused in the song miracles by insane clown posse” I’m becoming more and more convinced magic is not only fake, but bad. Shut up nerd. I just communed an angel by ingesting something I brewed for 2 months and ran through castor oil to purify. I'm about to tell him you're a nerd and don't get to ascend.
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AnimeIsTrash posted:I am currently casting a spell to make you smarter Squizzle. Hopefully it works. Shine posted:We've removed Squizzle as a mod. Spell seems to have been a success. You all are welcome.
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dangerburrd posted:
porque no los dos
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Spell seems to have been a success. You all are welcome. lmao
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Spell seems to have been a success. You all are welcome. 
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Varinn posted:miracles gets a bad rap. none of you dumb motherfuckers could explain how a magnet works without looking it up and i think its time as a a society that we apologize to whichever of them sang that part Hell yeah
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Rutibex posted:not all religion is magic. usually magic is religion+ that is the secret parts only for the initiates/priests/whatever. but yeah if your casting magic spells you're pretty much by definition religious Modern day mysteries are lame, bring back the old school cults
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Spell seems to have been a success. You all are welcome. I can’t argue with these results
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some plague rats posted:Another magical disappointment as the enlarge spell wears off halfway through magic works on the law of equivalent exchanges, so whenever you enlarge your own penis you are giving someone else a microdick. really makes you think
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