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Mr. Sunshine posted:Make the what a thing? The Kramer >> Richards pipeline. Michael Richards played Kramer on Seinfeld. Kramer was a lovable, clumsy goof with exaggerated movements, and in 2006, Michael Richards went on a racist tirade during a bad stand up routine where he initially called out a group of "mexicans" in the audience for being "loud" and upon hearing the crowd's poor response to this rhetoric, octupled down and started shouting the n-word. The Kramer >> Richards Pipeline is the idea that anyone who Kramers into a thread (stumbles in without reading previous posts and starts making bold assertions and basically picking fights) will ultimately Richards their way out by making bizarre and inflammatory posts until they're removed from the thread. This is reliant upon two ideas being ingrained in forums culture, Kramering into a thread, which very much is a thing people say on this forum, though I can't say I've seen it recently, and Richardsing out, or making a Richards exit, which is not a thing I've ever in my life heard of before this very day and I seriously doubt anyone understands outside of, well, Forums Poster Douche Wolf 89. This is in no small part no doubt due to the forum already having a very famous Richard in the form of Richard Lowtax Kyanka, and therefore a more reasonable conclusion to reach about a Richards Exit is that it's an exit in which one chugs Mangosteen juice, eats overpriced cookies, and beats their domestic partners and children until they're forced to sell their forum, which is, obviously, a completely different thing from the above, and that the poster supposing a Richards Exit simply has no idea how to use apostrophes. So what is the Kramer >> Richards Pipeline, you ask? It's nothing.
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The Kramer >> Richards Pipeline is so fetch
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Jun 30, 2021 23:37
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All of that is dumb as hell, but additionally that in no way describes a pipeline, literally or metaphorically.
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Jun 30, 2021 23:40
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It's Streets Ahead
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FreudianSlippers posted:It's Streets Ahead That community bit was always weird because we say that in nz all the time https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PA2012/S00074/christchurch-s-newest-motorway-streets-ahead.htm https://www.beehive.govt.nz/release/karangahape-road-upgrades-are-streets-ahead https://www.nzherald.co.nz/manawatu-guardian/news/local-focus-creative-streets-ahead-in-palmy/RNLCGW2PDZQ224QLT4KXEG5QRU/
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Jul 1, 2021 00:19
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If New Zealand is real how come it's not on any maps?
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Jul 1, 2021 00:31
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FreudianSlippers posted:If New Zealand is real how come it's not on any maps? It's on some maps so it must only be there sometimes. Like Brigadoon.
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FreudianSlippers posted:If New Zealand is real how come it's not on any maps? you can only come here if you aren't trying to it's like one of those little shops
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Jul 1, 2021 02:11
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sebmojo posted:you can only come here if you aren't trying to it's like one of those little shops Sounds like some kinda whimsical Tom Bombadil poo poo
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Jul 1, 2021 02:34
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FreudianSlippers posted:If New Zealand is real how come it's not on any maps? It's right there. 
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Jul 1, 2021 03:05
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:It's right there. Another bloody map the omits the glorious boot of the Principality of Taswegia.
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mostlygray posted:I remember fully disassembling my mouse once a week and doing a detail cleaning. I had to do that because my office-mate ate his Cheetos with his mouse hand. "NEVER EAT CHEETOS WITH YOUR MOUSE HAND".
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Jul 1, 2021 04:09
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It would be real hard to jack off with mouse hands.
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Jul 1, 2021 05:10
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I'm sure the mouse wouldn't be too thrilled either
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Jul 1, 2021 06:27
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I would probably just plug in a different mouse in that scenario. Don't most offices have a bunch of spares?
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Jul 1, 2021 06:45
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I worked in an office once where mice lived in our AC/heating units and peed on everything.
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Jul 1, 2021 06:55
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I worked in an office once where mice lived in our AC/heating units and peed on everything. So you worked in an office?
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Breetai posted:Another bloody map the omits the glorious boot of the Principality of Taswegia. you have to ask real nicely to get a cartographer to show you their map of tassie
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Griefor posted:I would probably just plug in a different mouse in that scenario. Don't most offices have a bunch of spares? Yes. But those are covered in deliquesced citric acid, nutella, or porkrind sweepings. Unrelated: ladd posted:ban me Aardvark! posted:op i would like to congratulate you on your 11th straight autoban  HOMO ERECTUS posted:Has anyone told OP about the logout button?
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re: videogame featsJustJeff88 posted:That might have had the highest ratio of effort to reward of any human endeavour ever. Goblin Craft posted:Your parents might disagree with that.
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Reminder this goon bragged about literally donating to the KKK last year and before that had an insane EVE meltdown. But this Funny Forums Quote™ sheds light on the origins.bluegoon posted:Hi there, is there like an introduction category? Or do you just start posting?
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Jul 2, 2021 15:36
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:NOAA employee: oh hey u guys are back early
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flavor.flv posted:I can change it from the inside *dives headfirst into a saltwater crocodiles mouth like its a slip n slide*
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Got the general context right but the thread wrong 
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redgubbinz posted:If your goal is money per bite above all else, why not just guzzle racehorse cum?
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peenworm posted:Further, let's put it this way: Africa is like their house, and it is rich with twinkies and natural deposits of X-Boxes. What would you do if someone came into your house and stole your X-Boxes and twinkies? Or if, you know, there were certain people who had demonstrated a propensity to probably stealing your x-boxes and twinkies and were on your property, what is justifiable? 12 years later: Shame Boy posted:i like that even though it's ostensibly about black people defending their xbox-laden metaphorical house, it's still structured to have some weird-rear end dogwhistling for no reason
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Jul 4, 2021 15:27
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I also like the idea of naturally occurring X-Boxes that you dig out of the ground
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Jul 4, 2021 16:01
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Me, trying to explain international relations to a class full of inner city high schoolers* *flips around chair and sits in it backwards* Okay homies, so let’s say some wack car is macking on your girl,
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Philippe posted:I also like the idea of naturally occurring X-Boxes that you dig out of the ground Only a few more years at the Xbox mines and I'm sure to get that promotion to Master Chief!
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Jul 4, 2021 19:45
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I really want to know the original context
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Jul 4, 2021 19:52
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You can just click through to see... it's about Somali pirates and how the rest of the world steals 3x as much value from the Somalian coast as Somali pirates steal from them.
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Jul 4, 2021 20:06
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No you need archives Unless you're talking about the pos thread, which I guess you are
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Jul 4, 2021 20:18
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oh I thought you didn't need archives to see stuff in the garbage dump, sorry. The xbox metaphor post is a direct reply to this: Alchenar posted:It isn't just that they are poor. It's because the developed world illegally poaches their fish.
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not caring here posted:If anyone is considering going back in just stand out side in the freezing cold for 30 minutes at 4 in the morning wearing wildly lacking clothing and then run across some uneven ground in the dark singing stupid songs and if you hurt yourself then pay some homeless person to yell at you about how you are a piece of poo poo and then go to the doctor but leave the appointment half way through because that's the quality of medical care to expect and just drink a lot of water and eat motrin until your stomach lining bleeds and then if you ever make a mistake or someone near you makes a mistake at you current job just stand outside for 6 hours after work ends every day and then set 2 weeks pay on fire and if you still want to join then you deserve everything you get and gently caress you
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Beeped againPresident Beep posted:borg washington crossing the selfaware
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sebmojo posted:Q: How are you enjoying the wedding?
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FreudianSlippers posted:My stepdad is a machinist/welder and my mom is a kindergarten teacher and I went probably spent countless hours at their workplaces as a kid because usually school was over before their workday was and sometimes I forgot the key to the apartment. Splicer posted:When your mom said he was "off with his c-word mistress" that's not what she meant.
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Crowetron posted:Only a few more years at the Xbox mines and I'm sure to get that promotion to Master Chief! Funny thing is Master Chief is actually a real rank. (Rather, Master Chief Petty Officer. I think it's one of those ranks where it's about as high as you can go before you actually count as an officer and get the paperwork that goes with it)
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Funny thing is Master Chief is actually a real rank. (Rather, Master Chief Petty Officer. I think it's one of those ranks where it's about as high as you can go before you actually count as an officer and get the paperwork that goes with it) Sounds like a chump position. Like being a "Customer Service Associate II" in retail. Just a bunch more work for barely more pay.
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You should be able to tell which thread is which before clicking on it. Now I've lost my place to that thread
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