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cumshitter posted:tu comes caca. yo veo mi novio en la C-Frenz esta noche, bitch What? You see your boyfriend where?
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emfive posted:I believe 100% of what cumshitter posts, including that he's zero years old the age counter rolled over to zero this is correct
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Jul 4, 2021 04:21
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Oh weird I think the cops are busting people for fireworks out here. I guess those people had what sounded like a large cannon though.
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I’m sorry, cumshitter. I’m not mad at you. I’m mad at your clout.
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Feces protruding. Very disgusting.
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is the ocean still on fire
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Buddykins posted:is the ocean still on fire Nah.
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Buddykins posted:is the ocean still on fire the world is on fire, it’s more than I can handle
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Didn’t Rittenhouse shoot a dude trying to hit him with a skateboard?
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Buddykins posted:is the ocean still on fire apparently they put it out in about 5 hours
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LegoMan posted:the age counter rolled over to zero this is correct
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Didn’t Rittenhouse shoot a dude trying to hit him with a skateboard? yeah lol at least i'm fairly sure
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Now that we have a baby it’s like people expect us to be at 4th of July parties that aren’t the one I have every year with my trash friends. We have the whole weekend booked and after tonight I’m already over it.
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Knight posted:In Jason Takes Manhattan the title character gets flooded with toxic sewage waste and turns back into a small child. It was the same concept with cumshitter just a different substance cumstack overflow
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Jul 4, 2021 04:31
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I aint doing poo poo tomorrow. I'm getting old and think I have those things that you need preparation H and aloe for
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Buddykins posted:yeah lol “lol”
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Buddykins posted:just dont go I don’t think it works like that. It would be funny to snub my parents tho.
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TheMightyBoops posted:Now that we have a baby it’s like people expect us to be at 4th of July parties that aren’t the one I have every year with my trash friends. We have the whole weekend booked and after tonight I’m already over it. yes but now you also have a very good excuse for not going "The baby is colic'y" works every time
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yeah that makes sense. funny how these obligations are
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say you or the baby have severe diarrhea. I used to make that excuse all the time in school. no one will ask questions
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We were gonna have Monday off, but my friends got wise to the fact I hadn’t planned my 4th party and asked me if we were grilling out, and I can’t say no to them because my 4th party is like a public service for nerds who only get out once a year.
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Hi. Sorry, i can't make it. Me or the baby have severe diarrhea. Goodbye.
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ram dass in hell posted:Hi. Sorry, i can't make it. Me or the baby have severe diarrhea. Goodbye. That is so cool
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Alec Eiffel posted:How old is the baby? Almost 2. They’re actually pretty chill.
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Alec Eiffel posted:How old is the baby? I don't like where this is going
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People are especially ancy to see the baby because we were very strict about quarantine before our families were vaccinated.
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ram dass in hell posted:Hi. Sorry, i can't make it. Me or the baby have severe diarrhea. Goodbye.
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cumshitter posted:[img]https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/864/125/c00.jpg/img] TAke a look, y'all
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Jul 4, 2021 04:39
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put the baby on the phone and have them make the excuse for you
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TheMightyBoops posted:I don’t think it works like that. It would be funny to snub my parents tho. 
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Buddykins posted:put the baby on the phone and have them make the excuse for you The baby instantly hangs up any phone they’re given.
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ask the baby if they want to go, this might not work idk im not good with really young humans
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Marlo says gently caress you, especially you. 
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