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SniperWoreConverse posted:FIRST-CLASS LIBIDO OIL: content for you the Two Ladies Lol   
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is the Catholic practice of burying a St. Joseph statue in the yard of a house to help it sell magic what about the tradition that the person who gets the baby Jesus in the Mardi Gras cake will get good luck for the year
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Atrocious Joe posted:is the Catholic practice of burying a St. Joseph statue in the yard of a house to help it sell magic yup! catholics cast a lot of spells, both official and unofficial. it is not a coincidence that "witch trials" became a thing at the same time as the protestant reformation quote:The accused witches lived in the area around Pendle Hill in Lancashire, a county which, at the end of the 16th century, was regarded by the authorities as a wild and lawless region: an area "fabled for its theft, violence and sexual laxity, where the church was honoured without much understanding of its doctrines by the common people".[2] The nearby Cistercian abbey at Whalley had been dissolved by Henry VIII in 1537, a move strongly resisted by the local people, over whose lives the abbey had until then exerted a powerful influence. Despite the abbey's closure, and the execution of its abbot, the people of Pendle remained largely faithful to their Roman Catholic beliefs and were quick to revert to Catholicism on Queen Mary's accession to the throne in 1553 Rutibex has issued a correction as of 01:24 on Jul 5, 2021 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:is the Catholic practice of burying a St. Joseph statue in the yard of a house to help it sell magic Yeah I'm gonna say the first one for sure is a spell but I dunno if the baby Jesus counts cause it just seems less spellish somehow.
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Atrocious Joe posted:is the Catholic practice of burying a St. Joseph statue in the yard of a house to help it sell magic whispering in latin vulgaris as i take the little plastic babby and surreptitiously sneak it into the underside of the cake in the break room my coworker unlucky enough to slice the correction portion finds it, and everyone sipping coffee nearby has their eyes go completely black, chanting YOU MUST NOW BRING THE NEXT CAKE
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The cakes already come with the baby Jesus baked into them
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Atrocious Joe posted:The cakes already come with the baby Jesus baked into them nah they stopped doing that in the 90s, they leave it on the side now for you to do because of choking liability concerns
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:nah they stopped doing that in the 90s, they leave it on the side now for you to do because of choking liability concerns illegal cake babies
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5D Neo-Eggplant Thothic Shamanism
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Ley lines were invented by a dude in the 1920s who looked at the high density of historical sites in brittan and got a brainwave where he started plotting lines on a map. He was convinced about several things like they were mundane straight roads for trade and that the region was deforested in the neolithic. He was right about the deforestation but the ley lines were just coincidental until some new wave weirdos became convinced they were used to signal aliens in the 1960s. the dude who came up with the idea did not believe in mumbo jumbo, but the idea took in germany for a while and especially with nazis
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jetz0r posted:illegal cake babies oh yeah i got the illegal cake baby once. They still put the babies in there if you go to the right place
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not one but two different nazi-adjacent occultists developed systems of runic yoga which was based around forming the letters of different runic alphabets with the body like a nazi version of YMCA
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Is Yoga a magical practice
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Atrocious Joe posted:Is Yoga a magical practice many types yes and many types no
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Atrocious Joe posted:Is Yoga a magical practice yup! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qt8CTWpnSQ
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It's magic if people agree it's magic. I don't think it's magic cause I'm not seeing an ascetic yogi and thinking "this is sorcery"
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Is "The Secret" magic?
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I'm basically looking at it like: Religion is public, magic is private Religion is more trying to get a grip on your relationship with the supernatural, magic is an attempt to control it Religion has more long term goals, magic is getting this specific result now Magic is kind of spiritually cheating and getting one over on everybody else and this is why wise women or priestesses are respected but witches are despised. So yes the secret is doing magic.
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Atrocious Joe posted:Is "The Secret" magic? Pretty much
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is "blowing out your birthday candles" magic
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:is "blowing out your birthday candles" magic only if you make a wish
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someone: so uh *snicker* is uh...doodie magical? rutibex: absolutely! :posts youtube with thumbnail of an attractive girl palming a turd:
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no i will not share my trans lesbian secret magics with thread
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   So this stuff seems to be an accurate depiction of magic.
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Here’s me talking about the magic of biofeedback before the spoopy sub forum went away. Sniper is always in all the good occult threads: Solvent posted:Oh I can define it in at least one way. Epilogue, my butt is fine now I just had to stop drinking coffee.
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also my wife has jedi powers she wiggles her fingers at things and magically her drink or the remote control or her iPhone and just now the blanket floats over to her.
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Solvent posted:also my wife has jedi powers she wiggles her fingers at things and magically her drink or the remote control or her iPhone and just now the blanket floats over to her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvxAMCJe7ak
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You can always tell that Ouija boards are fake bullshit because the spirits on the other side are never racist.
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oh wow and here I was thinking I was an agent of the force. turns out I’m just dumb. also this same guy keeps showing up with bad is that content? you know, I’m also really into being told “you’re not a leftist if you…” I’m bilaterally symmetrical thank you, is ambidextrous-ist also a thing? I’m still hard on the path of magic by virtue of itself being something you don’t understand, and science being by virtue of itself, permanently incomplete. I watched this short video of Neil the physics guy taking about “higher planes of existence” last night as I was falling asleep. “If I existed on a two dimensional plane, and you passed a sphere through it, I’d see a point become a circle that expands then contracts back into a point before disappearing” I think the great occult question is, who’s looking for spheres, and who’s saying shut up it’s just a loving circle. https://youtu.be/lM_HPAXwJFw
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flatland is such a lovely book, great analogy
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ram dass in hell posted:flatland is such a lovely book, great analogy You know what I think is also a great analogy, that sweet man who used to tell me stories of Hanuman as I fell asleep in childhood, existing in hell. I think that's leftist af. Have you seen "going home" on Netflix? What a beautiful half hour or so, I'm lucky he's still with me in some form.
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Solvent posted:oh wow and here I was thinking I was an agent of the force. turns out I’m just dumb. Neil degrass Tyson is a buzzkill and a dork if you want to post science men at least post carl sagan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0WjV6MmCyM
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Solvent posted:You know what I think is also a great analogy, that sweet man who used to tell me stories of Hanuman as I fell asleep in childhood, existing in hell. oh, yeah. [adopting a bateman talking about whitney houston cadence] My first parachute account was ross perot in hell and i made it the day after he died as a gimmick, so when I needed another parachute account I regged this one and there was only one recent death that was meaningful enough to qualify. thich nhat hanh's allegory of living through the vietnam war, a bodhisattva must be as a lotus in a sea of fire, the idea of being fully present in the ocean of samsaric karma, it all clicks for me. as a bonus it pisses off hippy dipshit steve jobs types who think it's a disrespectful handle, but it's not, it's reverent and a fullfillment of everything I appreciate about him
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Sagan loved to gently caress and get hosed up, scientifically speaking.
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doing a real deep dive into magical research rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDVGiYzZm0
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hey did you guys see that movie a dark song? someone recommended it in gbs and it was p good.
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You can tell what it's gonna be like by the color palette
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