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How! posted:A lot of it. My friend lost his balance and his hand smashed into a nice used condom covered in poo poo. And you thought an A/T thread would be boring  How! posted:Cute story though is one chick who got fisted wound up marrying the dude and they’re still together like three years later. I guess the fastest way to somebody’s heart is through the back wall. I haven't actually seen the show, does... does the bachelor fist all the contestants e: How! posted:it’s the same amount of come. I worked on that show too but it’s even worse from the standpoint of me constantly asking “is this a Union job?” Yikes
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Shame Boy posted:And you thought an A/T thread would be boring No no no, this was Bachelor in Paradise, where they cram all of the most dysfunctional contestants into a small Mexican resort and get them drunk, and as soon as somebody seems happy with their partner- they’ll bring their ex or crush in. It’s all really disgusting- I overheard the medical team (who decided to Voice-to-text their confidential emails at the pool when I was off) reading off who was on what prescription drugs. And they’re all on adderall for at least breakfast and lunch. They aren’t allowed more that one drink an hour anymore since somebody got raped. So they’ve got to have them on SOMETHING otherwise they’d have no content to film. So yeah like I said super ethical. e: the bachelor on the Pennsylvania season, Matt, was actually a really really sweet man, and he never slept with anybody. Drove the producers crazy because he was just a decent person lmao.
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How! posted:No no no, this was Bachelor in Paradise, where they cram all of the most dysfunctional contestants into a small Mexican resort and get them drunk, and as soon as somebody seems happy with their partner- they’ll bring their ex or crush in.  Oh
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Bachelor in "Paradise" at least makes sense, as much as a lurid thing like that can. Bachelor in Pennsylvania is uh, what? Next week on the bachelor in PA: Who will be the best jawn, Frankie finds the good H, and Ted attends a nazi rally.
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Colonel Cancer posted:This website was literally a libertarian hellhole until early 10s so you know no surprises Yeah I remember some pretty lovely Libertarian gently caress off posts (iirc I originally joined this site in ‘07). Trash-elor posts itt = 
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How! posted:it’s the same amount of come. I worked on that show too but it’s even worse from the standpoint of me constantly asking “is this a Union job?” the jizz moppers local 69
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turns out nobody is good and humans deserve an expedited non-existence for the blood we wade through daily Danaru posted:Incidentally a bi werewolf is completely insufferable
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BonHair posted:Incidentally, she is also the only actual spermjacker I know, I was conceived without my "father's" consent or knowledge. Hey buddy 
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What could go wrong? https://twitter.com/DeanTrantalis/status/1412563013383737344
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PostNouveau posted:What could go wrong? Sure the water table in Florida is like 2 feet underground at all times, and all the rock and soil is highly permeable all the way down to bedrock (which is like miles down), but I'm sure smart genius tonystark elonmusk has thought of that
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Shame Boy posted:Sure the water table in Florida is like 2 feet underground at all times, and all the rock and soil is highly permeable all the way down to bedrock (which is like miles down), but I'm sure smart genius tonystark elonmusk has thought of that Can't wait to see the deathtrap submarine design he comes up with to save the people trapped when his tunnel collapses
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Shame Boy posted:Sure the water table in Florida is like 2 feet underground at all times, and all the rock and soil is highly permeable all the way down to bedrock (which is like miles down), but I'm sure smart genius tonystark elonmusk has thought of that having the tunnels submerged in water is a pretty good solution to the question of "what happens if a tesla bursts into flames in the middle of the tunnel?" once again, you're showing how stupid you are
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Clearly the solution is bioengineered gills that can activate whenever a Tesla is underwater to produce oxygen. Should have gen 1 out in October if we start now
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PostNouveau posted:What could go wrong? More like the Boering Company.
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tokin opposition posted:Clearly the solution is bioengineered gills that can activate whenever a Tesla is underwater to produce oxygen. Should have gen 1 out in October if we start now Read it as pills instead of gills and imagined a pill containing aluminium and sulphuric acid in separate compartments. When crushed, it should produce plenty of oxygen. Also heat I guess.
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Also did his stupid test tunnel always have that big vent pipe? I don't remember it being there in other pictures, which makes me think he was forced to put it in by inspectors, which is real funny to me.
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Shame Boy posted:Also did his stupid test tunnel always have that big vent pipe? I don't remember it being there in other pictures, which makes me think he was forced to put it in by inspectors, which is real funny to me. I mean big underground tunnels need a shaft for ventilation, emergency escape, smoke extraction, and preventing pressure buildup. I think you can get away with it if the stations are less than a kilometer apart, regulations probably vary It would be very Elon Musk to ignore those kind of regulations, or demand that such a feature be removed from a design because he thinks he's the child of Steve Jobs and
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Failed Imagineer posted:I mean big underground tunnels need a shaft for ventilation, emergency escape, smoke extraction, and preventing pressure buildup. I think you can get away with it if the stations are less than a kilometer apart, regulations probably vary Yeah, it's just normal tunnels build that into the design in the first place, they generally don't slap a big pipe on one end after being told "uh you... kinda need that..." Actually I definitely seem to remember them getting called out on not having vents at one point and the solution being only letting teslas in the tunnel so there'd not be any exhaust gasses, I guess that didn't fly with regulators.
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It's new. Someone definitely told him to add it so that people would stop asking "how do they breath?" during pitches.
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somebody just photoshopped a borg hairdryer into the tunnel and was like Problem Solved
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Paladinus posted:More like the Boering Company.
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Tesla owners in Florida choosing to drown themselves inside a Tesla, inside a Tesla tunnel.
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i am harry posted:Tesla owners in Florida choosing to drown themselves inside a Tesla, inside a Tesla tunnel. Tesla: Buried alive or cremated, your choice
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i am harry posted:Tesla owners in Florida choosing to drown themselves inside a Tesla, inside a Tesla tunnel. Remember a couple years ago when a hurricane was moving in and Tesla unlocked extended range mode for owners in a specific geo-fenced area near the hurricane, presumably only because they realized "someone died because they got stranded during an evacuation despite their car having 20% more usable battery that it wouldn't let them use unless they paid $2000 for the battery DLC" would be bad press And then locked them all down again a week later, because gently caress you
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Gumball Gumption posted:It's new. Someone definitely told him to add it so that people would stop asking "how do they breath?" during pitches. At least musk is providing real solutions to global warming in that way.
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has anyone a BBC reference yet (as in that vent looks like a black penis giving it to the tunnel, not the television company producing a 17th century docuseries)
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indigi posted:I hope Elon Musk bakes to death in a Tesla Baking seems more gradual than what happens to a cooked off Tesla.
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PostNouveau posted:What could go wrong? So its a single lane freeway that is far more expensive and more unsafe? I saw a car on fire on the side of the road just a few days ago. If that was in a single lane tunnel I guess I would just die. Shwqa has issued a correction as of 16:26 on Jul 7, 2021 |
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Shwqa posted:So its a single lane freeway that is far more expensive and more unsafe? I saw a car on fire on the side of the road just a few days ago. If that in a single lane tunnel I guess I would just die. Yeah, I fail to see how this is any different from adding a lane to a freeway, aside from having to build the infrastructure for getting in/out, and dig.
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Shwqa posted:So its a single lane freeway that is far more expensive and more unsafe? I saw a car on fire on the side of the road just a few days ago. If that in a single lane tunnel I guess I would just die. lol
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Thanatosian posted:Yeah, I fail to see how this is any different from adding a lane to a freeway, aside from having to build the infrastructure for getting in/out, and dig. In case you don't know, the difference is "it's real expensive so only rich people can use it". The whole thing literally came from musk wanting a private tunnel between his house and the airport and needing to dress that up as some legitimate business.
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indigi posted:if you can buy out a whole month of an academic journal for only 51k it’s probably safe to say nobody takes it seriously You'd be surprised how far down people will reach when they're looking for something that'll defend their position. It existing at all, regardless of how disreputable the publication may be, is a win for defenders.
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indigi posted:if you can buy out a whole month of an academic journal for only 51k it’s probably safe to say nobody takes it seriously Umm, excuse me, in this house we believe in science
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No need to dig if you make it so expensive that only one vehicle will ever be using it at a time. Yes, the city will still pay to build it, so what
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indigi posted:if you can buy out a whole month of an academic journal for only 51k it’s probably safe to say nobody takes it seriously Actual scientists can generally see through the bullshit and know to ignore the obvious plant but the general public (and most importantly, legislators) sure as hell can't.
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