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Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
trip report, i went to the beach and was all like "thanks, sky. thy" and it was pretty bright so i had to sort of squint (does this work with sunglasses??? [investigate later])

anyway i got kind of bored after ah 20 seconds or so, so i stopped. didn't see any manifestations. will try again maybe next tuesday or something.

e: it was more like 5-10 seconds where i gave up tbh

Mola Yam has issued a correction as of 08:06 on Jul 15, 2021

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Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS A CE5 GUIDE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GREER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SUMMON SOME GREY BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SUMMONED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS UAP. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE CE5 TRICKS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Tekne posted:

i need you to project these atheism, religion and abuse thoughts into the sky to see what they summon

the spectre of richard dawkins

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Rah! posted:

lmao i forgot about his hotel chain

What if budget accomodations...but in space?

And then he actually did it.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
more lues clues... friday. i trust the black vault to deliver more than corbell at this point at least

https://twitter.com/blackvaultcom/status/1415325201257013251

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Nichael posted:

Yeah, though I'm not really sure why I draw the line at that and not Von Neumann probes or whatever. It feels like I'm in an early Fringe episode where Olivia and Peter are still skeptical despite working everyday with a mad scientist.

von neumann probes make sense in the framework of current materialist science, is why

we know there are fuckloads of planets out there now from exoplanet surveys over the past decade+ and basically all the fermi numbers are quite high, so von neumann probes flying around here (implying that they're flying around everywhere) is almost like 'whew, ok, our understanding is at least on the right track'

extradimensional or time travel stuff challenge many more of our premises about reality

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Delta-Wye posted:

more lues clues... friday. i trust the black vault to deliver more than corbell at this point at least

https://twitter.com/blackvaultcom/status/1415325201257013251

I've been disappointed before so my guess the disclosure is going to be that lue elizondo puts pineapple on his pizza

atelier morgan posted:

extradimensional or time travel stuff challenge many more of our premises about reality

give me extradimensional time travelers or give me death

bedpan has issued a correction as of 09:10 on Jul 15, 2021

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
neat

https://uavgeography.com/

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/41526/the-faa-has-collected-thousands-of-drone-incident-reports-our-new-tool-lets-you-explore-them

quote:

We are excited to announce the launch of our new interactive tool that maps and makes searchable thousands of unmanned aircraft system (UAS) and unidentified aircraft incident reports. The vast dataset is drawn from information compiled by the Federal Aviation Administration. Some of the reports are highly unusual, going far beyond typical low-altitude drone mishaps.

To our knowledge, this is the first attempt to make a publicly available system that can both seamlessly search and map these incidents. Though the data in the reports is often cursory, it provides a mechanism to identify and further investigate significant incidents and to interpret broader trends.

edit:

thank u warzone writer ADAM KEHOE for this valuable information

Delta-Wye has issued a correction as of 10:00 on Jul 15, 2021

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/AndrewP71392714/status/1415274690407456769
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/806234473592901.mp4

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NbyVzXoqc

Pooky has issued a correction as of 10:45 on Jul 15, 2021

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012

Oil rigs.

Also, imagine how narcissistic you'd have to be to believe that you can summon a UFO with your mind. You probably can't even summon a regular human plane.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Jazerus posted:

you should be open to understanding those religions in the various ways that they are understood by other people even if you wholly reject their worldview and beliefs. absolutely that varies from literalist interpretations, which are generally self-contradictory and often both silly and sinister, to wholly symbolic/philosophical interpretations, which are not interested in literal self-consistency at all, and many points in between. this isn't really very complicated. i'm not trying to prove anything, and i'm not trying to tell you that you should be open to an organization that abused you and others, or other organizations of its type.

like man, i'm not a fundie don't come at me in this circuitous, dualist kind of way where you basically assert that because i don't want to scour all religion from the earth i support religious abuse. this is why people don't like new atheists.

anyway i've got a mothership to catch for aitee, later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGnuLXCruc

Parliament rules

Post your best cosmic space jams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQYI_wwH7q0

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
forget the NGAD-being-ufo theory, i want to see this fancy new russian gizmo https://checkmate.uacrussia.ru/

https://twitter.com/UAC_Russia/status/1414258731332812802
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/41508/russias-united-aircraft-corporation-channels-the-x-files-with-this-cryptic-teaser

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Delta-Wye posted:

forget the NGAD-being-ufo theory, i want to see this fancy new russian gizmo https://checkmate.uacrussia.ru/

it's a low cost single engine fighter jet with some next gen stealth features aimed at countries like argentina, hth

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

the real reasons the birds don’t just say “what’s up “ is because most humans just drag their traumas around with them and shove them in everyone’s face. any well adjusted being feels compassion and would work to prevent trauma from ever happening again, but they also don’t really care about us as a whole or as individuals so they just find our trauma obsession infantile and an impediment to actually doing anything.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Here's another one someone linked in the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taF9VQ72F7o&t=29s


Shiny loving birds

and what is that move at 1:10 where they get closer/spread out while the boat is moving away

even if that's fata morgana what is that maneuver

munce
Oct 23, 2010

UFO - captured in porirua, nz at 6:27pm 14th July 2021 by iphone 11 pro, zoomed 6x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ti6P8wsDhQ

munce
Oct 23, 2010

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

and what is that move at 1:10 where they get closer/spread out while the boat is moving away

even if that's fata morgana what is that maneuver

Looks like he's zooming in with the video camera.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Butternubs posted:

Oil rigs.

Also, imagine how narcissistic you'd have to be to believe that you can summon a UFO with your mind. You probably can't even summon a regular human plane.

is this one oil rigs too

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



https://twitter.com/DanielClow4/status/1415410716996157443

:cthulhu:

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Terror from the Deep was a training psyop

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
https://twitter.com/weirdgardenerd/status/1414997757023096835

Too bad they taste like poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkFqLweFBqI

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


the lights in the "2019 REAL UFO SIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" video look too high up to be a mirage at least, but im no mirage expert

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


humans from an alternate reality or future explains the pancakes

that was really weird to write

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



please stop swamp gaslighting me

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012

Rah! posted:

the lights in the "2019 REAL UFO SIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" video look too high up to be a mirage at least, but im no mirage expert

Everything is a mirage if u really think about it.

You think those photons from your animes are moving in a straight line into your eyes? you fool, you buffoon.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

bobmarleysghost posted:

please stop swamp gaslighting me

:vince:

Plumps
Apr 21, 2010
Lobstermen are coming to boil our bananas

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

boil again crabmen

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012
So what's the odds on these being some kind of advanced mer-people?, It would explain the recent war on the ocean; nuking it in the 60s, burning it last week, making GBS threads and dumping trash and oil in it since the dawn of (our) civilisation...

And why they keep building 10s of billion dollar carriers that are basically useless these days unless you're fighting in the middle of the ocean. Plus those Russian super nuke torpedo's

It would also explain why they invented ships without exhaust, you can't really burn stuff under water anyway.

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
atlanteans

coathat
May 21, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Terror from the Deep was a training psyop

True and it’s why I blindly mag dump any time I open a closet.

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Knight_satellite_conspiracy_theory?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



ah, the secret war in bolivia

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

another future Diamond Dog getting a good long look at Mother Base

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

OK baizuo posted:

We've got pills and triangles these days, not knobby saucers. Maybe all the fakes back then are what created the aesthetic of the time? Maybe they're manifestations of the gesault consciousness and change with technological evolution? Wtf knows

tic-tac looking like a drat apple product, think about that

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Like it's very fun to imagine "what if there is more to us/existence" than the flesh prisons we inhabit but if that's the case, why are all the rich and powerful unrepentant oppressive sensualists and not just meditating on drugs 24 hours a day?

People with money + power are the bottom of the barrel. You're lucky if they understand anything.

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

Mola Yam posted:

trip report, i went to the beach and was all like "thanks, sky. thy" and it was pretty bright so i had to sort of squint (does this work with sunglasses??? [investigate later])

anyway i got kind of bored after ah 20 seconds or so, so i stopped. didn't see any manifestations. will try again maybe next tuesday or something.

e: it was more like 5-10 seconds where i gave up tbh

keep looking up, fellow skywatcher

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Disney/Marvel bringing in the multiverse stuff into the MCU will get normal people to start accepting the hyperdimensional beings more openly.

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

if there's another version of me im absolutely loving it

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