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The keys demagnetizing is a conspiracy against old gits by the liberal metropolitan elite hotel workers.
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I peeked in at TheDonald this morning and at the moment they're angry at St. Jude's Children's Hospital for requiring its employees to get the covid vaccine. That's just... beyond parody.
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Jul 15, 2021 18:42
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Bobulus posted:I peeked in at TheDonald this morning and at the moment they're angry at St. Jude's Children's Hospital for requiring its employees to get the covid vaccine. The_Donald has been beyond parody since inception because it initially started as making fun of Trump fans and was quickly taken over by Trump fans.
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HootTheOwl posted:Everywhere has them, 13 is the largest size most mens shoes are made in. 14 sometimes. Everything beyond is extended sizes. I think I'm just triggered, because the cut off for most biking shoes is twelve and finding thirteens in stock on the internet was a big pain in my nethers. Edgar Allen Ho posted:Me goin to the freep thread goonmeet like 
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Captain Log posted:I think I'm just triggered, because the cut off for most biking shoes is twelve and finding thirteens in stock on the internet was a big pain in my nethers. I wear 13 wide shoes and need big and tall size shirts due to long torso. So i dress like its 2006 and im on my way to a KoRn concert. You can make it work.
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I wear EEE wide shoes and it's a loving nightmare finding anything where the side of my foot doesn't end up hanging over the edge of the sole. I'm apparently only a size 12, but I've been wearing size 15s since I was a teenager because they were the only things wide enough for my flipper feet.
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Jul 18, 2021 14:15
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Of course freepers don't believe that the piss tape is real. Looking for a .22 pistol quote:To: Chainmail
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Jul 18, 2021 19:06
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kik2dagroin posted:"what do you carry?" Nothing because I'm not some putz scared of everything
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Jul 18, 2021 19:59
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Of course Freepers are about as smart about guns and everything else. "I once heard a mobster used a gun to do a James Bond on a guy and it was really loud and cool and deadly but the bullet bounced around like a super ball." "THE PISS TAPE AIN'T REAL THEM DEMONCRAPS ARE GONNA TAKE OUR CHILDREN'S GLANDS!" The headline of Fox News today -  Side Note. - If you're really bored, here is a deep dive on ballistics from a reputable source. tldr - Under .380 is really bad for combat applications. But bullets are weird and so are human bodies. https://www.luckygunner.com/labs/self-defense-ammo-ballistic-tests/ Megillah Gorilla posted:I wear EEE wide shoes and it's a loving nightmare finding anything where the side of my foot doesn't end up hanging over the edge of the sole. I have a AA to AAA heel. But now I have to wear walking braces that go inside my shoes. I feel your pain.
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Jul 18, 2021 20:11
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Captain Log posted:
Everything's weird, its why you get those instances where every angle and such worked out fine that someone falls out of an airplane and just gets a sprain or something.
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Jul 18, 2021 20:35
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Or you fall just wrong from what should be a survivable distance and end up paralyzed or dead. Humans are both incredibly resilient and fragile. My google skills are failing me but there’s an article, I think in relation to blade violence depiction in media, that reviews dueling records and hospital records. One duelist lost fingers gripping his opponent’s sword, stabbed repeatedly, lost an eye somewhere in there, was ran through, and still finished his opponent off. Modern example was a guy getting stabbed in the heart, stabbed guy finds a bottle in an alleyway, pursues his attacker for five blocks, and attacks him. Granted, both the duelist and stabbee end up dying so maybe not exactly on topic, but it was an interesting read if anyone knows what I’m rambling about.
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Jul 18, 2021 21:17
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The reason to not carry a .22 for self-defense is that you are vastly more likely to shoot yourself in the dick, convince an armed robber to shoot you, or get shot by the cops than solve anything by whipping it out.
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Jul 18, 2021 21:27
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The potential for shooting yourself in the dick is part of the appeal, I think, as they seem like the types to only feel anything when they might cause themselves irreparable harm but somehow manage not to.
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Jul 18, 2021 21:31
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Suddenly the man at 1/6 that tazed his own balls makes so much more sense 
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Jul 18, 2021 23:50
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Ballistics is weird and there are a number of different stories about people who've been shot in the head with low-caliber bullets and had the bullet bounce off. Usually it happens when a bullet nails someone right on the curve at the top of your forehead where the bone is hard as gently caress. Amazing that someone could take a pair of .380 slugs to the back and survive, but I could believe it.
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Jul 19, 2021 00:19
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Captain Log posted:The headline of Fox News today -
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Jul 19, 2021 00:37
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kik2dagroin posted:I'm willing to listen to the Audible if it is narrated by Dana Snyder. Looks like some of these FRONT PAGE headlines could do pretty well as a Suspense/Thriller. THEY'RE COMIN' TO FORCE YOUR LITTLE ANGEL BABIES TO TURN INTO ATHEISTS WITH "THE JAB!" 
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Jul 19, 2021 08:46
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Pontius Pilate posted:Or you fall just wrong from what should be a survivable distance and end up paralyzed or dead. Humans are both incredibly resilient and fragile. My google skills are failing me but there’s an article, I think in relation to blade violence depiction in media, that reviews dueling records and hospital records. One duelist lost fingers gripping his opponent’s sword, stabbed repeatedly, lost an eye somewhere in there, was ran through, and still finished his opponent off. Modern example was a guy getting stabbed in the heart, stabbed guy finds a bottle in an alleyway, pursues his attacker for five blocks, and attacks him. Granted, both the duelist and stabbee end up dying so maybe not exactly on topic, but it was an interesting read if anyone knows what I’m rambling about. There's always this dude too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage
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Jul 19, 2021 10:13
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Gage took a rod through the skull and basically turned into a Freeper
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Jul 19, 2021 14:13
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I'm more amazed by this guy that Gage's page links to. Surviving having a proton beam accelerated to relativistic speeds blasted through your brain is pretty  quote:As it was believed that he had received far in excess of a fatal dose of radiation, Bugorski was taken to a clinic in Moscow where the doctors could observe his expected demise. However, Bugorski survived, completed his PhD, and continued working as a particle physicist.
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Jul 19, 2021 14:28
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The Red Hulk isn't nearly as interesting as his comic book self.
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Jul 19, 2021 18:05
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I have no idea if this is a parody.
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Jul 19, 2021 18:15
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Freep: Just Shoot The Her
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Jul 19, 2021 18:28
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pseudanonymous posted:I have no idea if this is a parody. Real, from TheDonald. They've been citing that one guy who took his mother along because she was also a hardcore Trump-supporter. I'm not sure if that guy actually had kids or not, but that's morphed into 'grandmothers were there'.
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Sanguinia posted:Freep: Just Shoot The Her "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you!" POP!!! EEEeee-eeeeee-EEeeeee... "Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle." Everyone in that room should counter-sue her family for hearing loss. Tinnitus is no joke.
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Jul 19, 2021 18:35
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Bobulus posted:Real, from TheDonald. I guess all the footage is just fake? And all other cops are good, but it just so happens that the capitol police are in thrall to the demoncrats? The amount of reality you have to ignore to support Trump is kind of frightening. It's like deciding that the colors below 565 wavelengths just don't exist.
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Jul 19, 2021 19:12
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All the tourists were casually chanting "Hang Mike Pence!" while he was with his family a few rooms away. What a gas!
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pseudanonymous posted:I guess all the footage is just fake? And all other cops are good, but it just so happens that the capitol police are in thrall to the demoncrats? There was, at one point, a Capitol Police officer on SA. He said it was boring or really, really stupid depending on the day. Underpaid, understaffed, and mostly forgotten. One thing I remember was he said any time they dealt with the Secret Service, they would always try to headhunt (this was during the Obama presidency, btw). "WTF. You know my job sucks, and you want to offer me something worse, nah." Another thing I remember him saying is that they'd have to chase other departments out of their very small territory on the regular.
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Captain Log posted:All the tourists were casually chanting "Hang Mike Pence!" while he was with his family a few rooms away. What a gas! Belsen was a gas! poo poo, I'm going straight to hell.
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Jul 19, 2021 19:30
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Captain Log posted:All the tourists were casually chanting "Hang Mike Pence!" while he was with his family a few rooms away. What a gas! Tbf if Trump's trip down the elevator had ended with Mike Pence being lynched on the Senate floor I'd have been laughing like a hyena while I loaded all of my extra magazines. I'd have been chuckling the whole time I loaded my car with 300 pounds of rice, beans, and water purifying tablets. Months later as the fires from the cities can be smelled on the air I'd still be letting off the occasional giggle.
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Captain Log posted:All the tourists were casually chanting "Hang Mike Pence!" while he was with his family a few rooms away. What a gas! Yes and these dangerous violent destroyers of democracy accomplished such revolutionary feats such as tazing themselves in the balls and falling off a wall they were trying to climb while there were stairs 20 feet away. We very nearly lost our entire society.
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Elephant Ambush posted:Yes and these dangerous violent destroyers of democracy accomplished such revolutionary feats such as tazing themselves in the balls and falling off a wall they were trying to climb while there were stairs 20 feet away. We very nearly lost our entire society. Being bad at doing a coup doesn't mean you shouldn't be tried for attempting one.
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Jul 19, 2021 22:36
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socialsecurity posted:Being bad at doing a coup doesn't mean you shouldn't be tried for attempting one. The only thing you're going to get out of this is a further progression of the police state thats harsher on left voices.
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Jul 19, 2021 22:38
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Elephant Ambush posted:Yes and these dangerous violent destroyers of democracy accomplished such revolutionary feats such as tazing themselves in the balls and falling off a wall they were trying to climb while there were stairs 20 feet away. We very nearly lost our entire society. I mean, Godwin's law and all, but they laughed and said they were clowns. There are people actively promoting the end of our pseudo-democracy, and there was a violent insurrection in the capitol building, something which has absolutely ended governments in recent history, and you're saying "nbd, they were incompetent".
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The Beer Hall Putsch was also an incompetent farce. The one thing we've got up on the Weimar Republic is that our institutions are fairly solid and the military is thoroughly uninterested in messing with electoral politics because their trough is slopped with filet mignon on the regular. Also the die hard base of the fash is, electorally speaking, loving ancient. Something like 60% of fash are 50+ or someshit and it has almost no purchase among the youth.
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socialsecurity posted:Being bad at doing a coup doesn't mean you shouldn't be tried for attempting one. I didn't say they shouldn't be in jail (they should) but the idea that they were somehow a credible coup threat is laughable.
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Jul 19, 2021 23:25
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Elephant Ambush posted:I didn't say they shouldn't be in jail (they should) but the idea that they were somehow a credible coup threat is laughable. This is literally the game that they play all the time "oh you called me out for my violent prejudice and violent threats? - I was just kidding, it was a joke." But if it works they'll be off to the races.
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Jul 19, 2021 23:32
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Elephant Ambush posted:I didn't say they shouldn't be in jail (they should) but the idea that they were somehow a credible coup threat is laughable. It might've gotten pretty ugly if Trump and his Secret Service goons led the charge up the steps, but Trump is a venal coward and wouldn't put himself at risk.
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All the fash are venal cowards. They had those cops dead if they all pulled a Babbit, but they won't, as a rule, act if they don't believe they have overwhelming force. Which is why it's a good thing the coup was incompetent because if they got much further they'd be even more emboldened.
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