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May 27, 2024 03:41
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i know this is the typical question that ruins relationships, but I have to ask: ketchup on hotdogs?
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Jul 18, 2021 13:48
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- nitsuga
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buddy, you've got to let the night breathe some too. no need to lay all the heavies on the third date.
that said, what’s the correct way to pronounce GIF?
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Jul 18, 2021 13:54
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- nut
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what’s ur name
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Jul 18, 2021 14:24
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- nut
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what are ur intentions with my son
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Jul 18, 2021 14:24
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- nut
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when I say high you say how high sorry I guess this isn’t a question
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Jul 18, 2021 14:25
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- nut
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which one of the teenage mutant ninja turtle baddies are you most like
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Jul 18, 2021 14:26
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- nut
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I’ve been looking at the numbers over the last three dates and they don’t look good I’m afraid sorry also not a question
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Jul 18, 2021 14:30
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Is Earth a real planet or a dwarf planet?
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Jul 18, 2021 14:55
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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If there were a cloned twin of you, would you be ok going to the occasional Steelers game with them?
And what if that twin were somehow actually a year or two older than you, would you be embarrassed to sit next to them at a Steelers game?
Would you be upset if you found out that you were actually the clone in that relationship, and the person you were cloned from only went to Steelers games with you because you're such a huge fan and they want to make you happy but are actually bored the whole time?
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Jul 18, 2021 15:29
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It still cracks me up that my home state passed a law stating Pluto is a planet. New Mexico can be a little behind the times.
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Jul 18, 2021 16:14
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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showing my date all the goon.jpgs and asking which amusing object they identify with most
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Jul 18, 2021 19:18
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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are there stairs in ur house
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Jul 18, 2021 19:19
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- Code Jockey
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*a mild sense of unease persists through our romantic evening at Olive Garden, only growing as the night continues on*
*I set a half eaten unlimited breadstick down on my plate, and sigh*
We can't keep avoiding this question and acting like nothing is wrong
*my eyes raise to meet hers*
Why are you always so quiet on our dates? Are you just not into me? You never say anything at all...
*across the table, my tablet displaying an anime girl photo goes into sleep mode, and I weep softly to myself*
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Jul 18, 2021 19:30
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- nut
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*I set a half eaten unlimited breadstick down on my plate, and sigh*
lmfbo
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Jul 18, 2021 19:32
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- deep dish peat moss
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showing my date all the goon.jpgs and asking which amusing object they identify with most
"I'm the barf that got on the ceiling somehow." *slides photo across table* "What are you?"
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Jul 18, 2021 19:32
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- google THIS
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(entire restaurant gasps, glass breaks, a baby starts crying into the ensuing silence)
Me: What? All I asked was "Joel or Mike?"
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Jul 18, 2021 22:28
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what are ur intentions with my son
lol
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Jul 19, 2021 03:04
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Jul 19, 2021 07:47
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Meowth.
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Jul 19, 2021 22:15
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can I have the antidote please
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Jul 20, 2021 00:03
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Do you want to see my Funko Pop collection?
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Jul 20, 2021 01:28
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- nut
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can I have the antidote please
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Jul 20, 2021 01:35
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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if you wanna be my lover, you gotta prove that every Hodge class on a given non-singular complex projective manifold is a linear combination with rational coefficients of the cohomology classes of complex subvarieties of said manifold. make it last forever, zigazig ha
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Jul 20, 2021 05:04
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Are you absolutely sure you aren't related to me, because I swear in the light of this Applebee's you have grandpa's nose
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Jul 20, 2021 05:05
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May 27, 2024 03:41
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Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
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Jul 20, 2021 05:08
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