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Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
and on the opposite end of the spectrum
https://twitter.com/sea_slug_0509/status/1414539905254916100

Google Translate posted:

A cute baby Xanthidae with a 1-yen coin size. Considering the difference in color of the individuals confirmed so far, the shell is pure white when it is the youngest, but as it grows, it gradually ripens from the center and turns red, and finally it becomes a bright red crab when it is fully ripe. Achieve the transformation of. The individual in the photo is Stage II in the reference figure at the bottom right.
:crab:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/7m4qnPj.gifv

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



The driver looks in his rear-view mirror several minutes later...

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/QVCVH3x.gifv

How rude.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

ekuNNN posted:


:hmmyes:

"It looks like a giant monster attacking the Earth, but it's actually a lobster in a bucket."

That's one of my favorite MST3K episodes.

Zesty fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jul 13, 2021

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Ror posted:

The driver looks in his rear-view mirror several minutes later...



I call for this one for the mad max apocalypse. It guarantees immediate death which I find to be really neat.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/dailyseafriends/status/1414628886827126784?s=20

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Crabfectionary

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
At night crustaceans whisper to me

I can hear them calling

They offer... POWEH

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1415823494156259334
Just pee in the house you carry on your back and talk to folks in person like a normal crabbo, c'mon :rolleyes:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Once you snop, you just can't stop

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/RHIoUDW.gifv

You dun got snopped up!!!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Discipline Crabs, aka crabs :crab:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Well gently caress you too, Golf Story t:mad:

e:

Although it turns out that after you evict a bunch of crabs, you get to bring some back for a crab party :crab:

Captain Hygiene fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 18, 2021

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOTrHrGSeNM

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




I hooked up with a bunch of crabs today and invited them back to my place. I simply love my little snippy buddies.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Crab Dad posted:



I hooked up with a bunch of crabs today and invited them back to my place. I simply love my little snippy buddies.

I hope they have a very pleasant, non-being-eaten stay :crab:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

ArcMage posted:

Any beach in the Carolinas.

Material component: a chicken leg on a string.

From a memory of a family vacation that was at a resort beach, I think, around there, bringing a small child who thinks fiddler crabs are the cutest/coolest loving things ever and that it’s neat you can tell which are males and which are females by how many big claws they have is also acceptable. They feed on creepy tiny human joy. (I figure all wild animals think I’m creepy cause I quietly watch them when given a chance, often with a bland smile on my face.)


https://youtu.be/rSDXJr-WXFI

This has some interesting facts, but someone said,” he’s bitten me 3 times,” which is factually incorrect. He should have said “he’s snip-snipped me 3 times.” I thought it was the biologist that misspoke, but maybe it was the host. If the host said it, than I suppose I can let the snip-snop snafu, or snopfu, slide snip.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
set those crabs free

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

cheetah7071 posted:

set those crabs free

Mr. Crabachev
Or
Mr. Gorbacrab

Edit: have some horror to accompany my bad joke: https://imgur.com/vlPe06q

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jul 19, 2021

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty/status/1417263259023941633?s=19

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:


Well gently caress you too, Golf Story t:mad:

e:

Although it turns out that after you evict a bunch of crabs, you get to bring some back for a crab party :crab:

Love that game

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Mr. Crabachev
Or
Mr. Gorbacrab

Edit: have some horror to accompany my bad joke: https://imgur.com/vlPe06q

Oh. That’s just special effects. Crab is just a red shell on their version of Star Trek. “Star Trek: carcinogenesis”

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1417559938033848321

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


That's not daydreaming, that is serious cosmological inquiry.

why is creb :crab:

how is creb :crab:

creb is forever :yeeclaw:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Ye olde snoppe

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Toucheth mine tippe toppe, receiveth mine snippe snoppe

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Why pigs eat crabs



The pig cures a greater pain as he eats crabs that are born in the rivers. Collect the verbal maxims of the few, for certain things are helpful which are suited to good morals. The mind that gives itself to sin and follows evil ways will never reach the fruit except by turning. The opposite order of life must bend it, and its steps, like those of the crab, must go backwards. This medicine heals muddy disease with nectar, so that it clearly, by dint of good counsel, should be ashamed of sin.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
You gotta snop that sin, brothers and sisters!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




First you distract em with the knife, then you go in for the snop

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/mNKHB1vugnk

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
COVID has finally started to infect Crabbs!!!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



just lol if you don't think the future of crab processing involves the crabs doing the processing

edit: omg i didn't even get 10 seconds in, WORTHLESS CRABS? i am so goddamned angry right now :yeeclaw:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
If all things become crab, are crabs obligate eventual cannibals?

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