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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

RealFoxy posted:

16 time *WOOOOOO* Women's champion

I made it here all on my own.

16 times really meaningless when you see how many of those reigns lasted for less than 30 days lol

Keith Lee came back just to lose to Lashley lol. NXT got loving killed tonight

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://mobile.twitter.com/WWENXT/status/1417327254779179016

feels like they forgot to tell the social media guy

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Charlotte's last four title reigns have been 12 days, <1 day, 5 days and 1 day

It's time to admit she's right that they're not booking her strong enough

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

sportsgenius86 posted:

HHH getting his dick kicked in repeatedly after decades of shameless rear end kissing is an amazing thing to see

they were misspelling 'rear end kicker' all along

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

graph posted:

whoa oh oh oh oh oh

I don't see her losing it to Becky. They aren't going to run face vs face, and trying to turn Becky heel would backfire horribly. It's why it'll probably be a lackluster option like Alexa, a disaster like Eva, or an NXT callup depending on who is champion and who isn't after Takeover.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Bard Maddox posted:

the last four women Money in the Bank winners have held the briefcase for like a combined 30 hours, what is with the severe attention deficit surrounding this gimmick

It's not the MITB gimmick they don't have time for. It's more that WWE doesn't want to/can't be bothered to give any of the women any sort of storyline.

Coz surely there's potential in having the haughty Charlotte as champion keep declaring that she is the best etc. even whilst feuding with Rhea, or whoever they decide to feed to her. But you have scrappy colourful cheery Nikki bouncing around the edges, with the potential to dethrone her at any time, and Charlotte being wary of that in an "uneasy lies the head that wears the throne" kind of way.

That would be cool wouldn't it?

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Is this not a joke? Did they really take Karrion Kross, who HHH sacrificed the entire men's division of NXT to push as the second coming of himself, and have him job out to Jeff Hardy the instant he debuted on the main roster?

I'm going to die laughing.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Drakkel posted:

Is this not a joke? Did they really take Karrion Kross, who HHH sacrificed the entire men's division of NXT to push as the second coming of himself, and have him job out to Jeff Hardy the instant he debuted on the main roster?

I'm going to die laughing.

match starts -> twist of fate -> swanton -> ding ding ding

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

DLC Inc posted:

Keith Lee came back just to lose to Lashley lol. NXT got loving killed tonight

lol you're fuckin kidding me

gently caress i was gonna watch the replay of today's raw but gently caress no gently caress you wwe

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Kunabomber posted:

lol you're fuckin kidding me

at least keith got some offense and moves in

kross was a total squash

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I have absolutely no clue how you're supposed to care about NXT when the Main Roster repeatedly fucks with it.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

DLC Inc posted:

16 times really meaningless when you see how many of those reigns lasted for less than 30 days lol

Keith Lee came back just to lose to Lashley lol. NXT got loving killed tonight
Ric Flair spent 3,456 days as champion over 16 times

Charlotte has 243 days in 11* reigns

*WWE can't count

Also Asuka and Baszler had single title runs longer than Charlotte's combined reigns.

The math is probably wrong, please correct me.

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009

Gun Saliva
when it's all said and done Charlotte will be a 50 time champ. they have two womens belts just give her one and let her keep it

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

This is Vince McMahon’s idea of a big tv show

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

KungFu Grip posted:

her name is nikki ay es haitch almost a super hero

I dont watch so I thought it was Nikki Ash but this is so much worse

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

graph posted:

match starts -> twist of fate -> swanton -> ding ding ding

Jeff missed the Swanton and used the ropes to pin. It was still really funny.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Evil Badman posted:

Jeff missed the Swanton and used the ropes to pin. It was still really funny.

Why hasn't someone posted the full recap with the streamable links for this junk??

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Pamela Springstein posted:

I dont watch so I thought it was Nikki Ash but this is so much worse
Naomi's return to MITB got the vintage "She calls that the rear view" which is the official name of the move just like Daniel Brian's Busaiku Knee Kick was canonically called "That's the move that beat John Cena" until it turned into the "Knee Plus"

Vince doesn't know what subtly is, everything needs to be spelled out.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Ganso Bomb posted:

Why hasn't someone posted the full recap with the streamable links for this junk??

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3973925&pagenumber=9#post516340933

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
The Gator Roll Designed to Disorient the Opponent

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Ah, Graph beat me to it. I knew I saw one.

Digital Jedi posted:

RAW Clips
Cena
https://streamable.com/u7low4

AJ Style, Omos, and John Morrison vs The Viking Raiders and Riddle and Finsih
https://streamable.com/zmmxhs
https://streamable.com/hwcpvq
https://streamable.com/avm6gg

Elias vs Ryker (and the ref's helping hand) Finish
https://streamable.com/9d7bcm

Rhea and Charlotte. Sorry for poo poo quality. Best I could find off Twitter
https://streamable.com/vfoiuz

Reginald wins the 24/7
https://streamable.com/522rgz

Ketih 'Respect his Privacy' Lee is back
https://streamable.com/pns5qa
And he loses....
https://streamable.com/8y0kvr
GOLDBERG GOLDBERG
https://streamable.com/pwwjz5

Poor Shanky
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/new/

Jeff Hardy
https://streamable.com/nmmtpv
Jeff beats Kross on his debut on the main roster :lol:
https://streamable.com/yzelqr

Nikki cashes in!!! New champ!
https://streamable.com/eleaq1

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
From F4W:

Kross was stunned.

Patrick asked Kross about losing in his Raw debut. Kross said Hardy just made the biggest mistake of his life because in the end everyone will fall and pray

Just lol, straight into 50/50

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

RealFoxy posted:

Naomi's return to MITB got the vintage "She calls that the rear view" which is the official name of the move just like Daniel Brian's Busaiku Knee Kick was canonically called "That's the move that beat John Cena" until it turned into the "Knee Plus"

Vince doesn't know what subtly is, everything needs to be spelled out.

i really dont remember it ever being called Knee Plus.

Pamela Springstein posted:

I dont watch so I thought it was Nikki Ash but this is so much worse

you have to say the whole thing and explain the acronym after stating it or else people will think she's a real super hero and not just in a goofy costume to make herself feel better

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
It became the Knee Plus during the Triple H feud because it was a play off Stephanie/Triple H calling him a "B+ player"

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

graph posted:

match starts -> twist of fate -> swanton -> ding ding ding

Wait, is this a lie because this articles suggests Kross looked good in the match which would seem to suggest he did at least get some offense in and that Hardy cheated to get the pin. https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2...3C6fqtSNEJ_sJ8A

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

RealFoxy posted:

It became the Knee Plus during the Triple H feud because it was a play off Stephanie/Triple H calling him a "B+ player"

I could swear that was an internet name only, and that Cole always just called it The Knee.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/hidekisuzuki55/status/1417313011962896384

lmao

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

So, lets say hypothetically, Nikki succeeds and becomes a super hero.

Does she then become Nikki SH? Or does she stay Nikki ASH, (Actual Super Hero)?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Both Jeff and Kross looked hella constipated

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


BrigadierSensible posted:

So, lets say hypothetically, Nikki succeeds and becomes a super hero.

Does she then become Nikki SH? Or does she stay Nikki ASH, (Actual Super Hero)?

she becomes Nikki rear end (A Successful Superhero)

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Le Saboteur posted:

Wait, is this a lie because this articles suggests Kross looked good in the match which would seem to suggest he did at least get some offense in and that Hardy cheated to get the pin. https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2...3C6fqtSNEJ_sJ8A

Hardy did cheat as his feet were on the ropes for the pin.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
the knee plus was never called on television it was always the knee or the running knee

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

lol has Kross always had that lame rear end "time's up" catchphrase? he really is the most generic CAW ever created

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Hefty Leftist posted:

she becomes Nikki rear end (A Successful Superhero)

First she has to become Nikki Super Hero In Training

RealFoxy posted:

It became the Knee Plus during the Triple H feud because it was a play off Stephanie/Triple H calling him a "B+ player"

It also came from him doing a fan suggestion poll and announcing that as the winner on a Smackdown post-show. I don’t know if the announcers ever got the memo, though.

https://www.sportskeeda.com/amp/wwe/daniel-bryan-names-finishing-move-as-knee-plus-after-fans-pick

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

sportsgenius86 posted:

HHH getting his dick kicked in repeatedly after decades of shameless rear end kissing is an amazing thing to see

it's good

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

DLC Inc posted:

lol has Kross always had that lame rear end "time's up" catchphrase? he really is the most generic CAW ever created

He did the whole “tick tock” thing back in Lucha Underground but there it actually made sense since he was the White Rabbit and carried a pocket watch and whatnot

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.
Keith Lee should've held out until he got his good theme back.

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
lol

i hate life and watching this

cena said roman reigns is over-exposed

edit: I loving love how Cena is breaking the brand split, promoting smackdown on raw

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

StarkRavingMad posted:

He did the whole “tick tock” thing back in Lucha Underground but there it actually made sense since he was the White Rabbit and carried a pocket watch and whatnot

They need to lean into it and repackage him as “The Time Keeper” Maxwell Keeper. Scarlett can be Eleanor Keeper-Longo

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
i was surprised the crowd didn't WHAT cena's promo....and then they did

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