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Lieutenant Dan posted:Uncle Grandpa and/or Aqua Teen Hunger Force? I think I have the ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force fast food idea. Really, when you look at the characters, it's obvious: Master Shake's Big Cow Lasagna.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I think I have the ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force fast food idea. Really, when you look at the characters, it's obvious: Have Nathen promote it during the next ATHF movie.
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Mega64 posted:Have Nathen promote it during the next ATHF movie. We're taking this lasagna party all the way to Boston.
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Jul 22, 2021 20:43
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:We're taking this lasagna party all the way to Boston. I'm pretty sure the big cow lasagna party is astroturfed
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Jul 22, 2021 21:32
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Master Shake's Big Cow Lasagna. 
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gently caress SNEEP posted:Jikes!
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Yaldabaoth posted:Nathen isn't sane. It's entirely possible he came up with the big cow lasagna himself, trademarked it, hired a place to churn them out, and now he's stuck rebranding it like Pizza Pockets doing promotional tie-ins with different cartoons. Even if he didn't have the rights to any cartoon characters he could probably still sell those frozen lasagnas on their own if he simply labeled them as Big Cow Lasagna without anything else on the package. he has so much money he doesn't have to care about making stupid choices and thanks to the magic of the internet we all get to watch and hell, he wants us to
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:We're taking this lasagna party all the way to Boston. Maybe do some viral advertising, if you can think of any interesting, innocuous methods.
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Lmao at not even using Meatwad, but Master Shake But also it fits because all of Nathen's sales pitches would sound hilarious being said by Master Shake and would be in character for him
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Jul 23, 2021 07:31
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I want Nathan to try and license Dilbert next. Take us to the next level of misery
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:Lmao at not even using Meatwad, but Master Shake Frylock: "Shake, can I talk to you for a minute?" Shake, holding a cellphone: "I don't know, Frylock. I'm very busy. I am Entergaging with the customers!" Frylock: "Shake, what the hell is this?" Shake: "Whoa-ho-ho! Is that the box!? It is! Why is the picture so small? I told them my image has to take up at least half of the packaging!" Frylock: "I thought we agreed that Meatwad gets to be the one on the meat products." Meatwad: "I am fresh and healthy, from faaarm to plate." Shake: "Nobody wants to see that face on their food! Nobody wants to see that face anywhere!"
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im saint germain posted:I want Nathan to try and license Dilbert next. Take us to the next level of misery But the Dilberito already exists. 
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Frylock: "Shake, can I talk to you for a minute?" Later, at Carl's front door Carl: "What the hell is it now?" Shake: "Carl, are you fed up with the grocery stores dictating what you eat?" Carl: "Listen, no grocery store tells me what to eat, I tell the grocery store gimme my booze and slim jims so I can get the hell outta here." Shake: "What if you didn't have to go to the grocery store at all? You won't have to thanks to our new mail order frozen lasagnas!" *Shake presents a Big Cow Lasagna box to Carl* Carl: "Uh huh, okay. Tell me why I'm supposed to give a crap about a freakin' frozen lasagna. What's special about it?" Shake: "Well... it's got my picture on it! It's locally sourced... possibly!" *Carl slams door* Shake: (shouting) "Carl! You are missing out on the next food revolution! Farm to plate, Carl!!"
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Jul 23, 2021 10:44
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Escape From Noise posted:But the Dilberito already exists. God, I forgot that GarfieldEATS is honestly not the shittiest cartoon/food tie-in of my lifetime. It wasn’t very good, but at least it didn’t make people poo poo themselves like the Dilberito Also, I can still hear these ATHF vignettes in their voices.
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:This is starting to explain a lot I didn't see that coming, but at the same time, I'm not surprised.
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Planet X posted:Where did his money come from? his dad is absurdly rich
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:This is starting to explain a lot i am 100% convinced every single thing nathen is currently doing is fetish-related
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Jul 23, 2021 14:23
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Nathen wanting to gently caress Garfield is the turn we all should have expected.
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Mimesweeper posted:he has so much money he doesn't have to care about making stupid Does he though? Like his dad's rich, but not actually Saudi rich, he just works for them, it's not like he's a prince or anything.
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deedee megadoodoo posted:Nathen wanting to gently caress Garfield is the turn we all should have expected. Garfield Eats rear end 
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:Later, at Carl's front door Later still... *Shake, playing video games, next to a pile of rapidly defrosting frozen lasagna. The door busts inward* Inignot: On your knees, primitive Earth ones, for we am come... for dinner Ur: We're hungry!!! Shake: Guys! Buddies! What the hell do you want. Inignot: What we want is beyond the tiny imaginings of your useless brains. Ur: We want some 'za! Inignot: Yes. 'Za for our stomachs. Shake: Look, you can have this lasagna. I'll let you have it cheap. Only two... hundred bucks a piece. Ur: We don't have MONEY! Inignot: Money is for weak Capitalist pigs. We are beyond your "Earth money" Ur: We take what we want! Inignot: Yes, take the lasagna Frylocke: Oh hell, not again.
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Mordja posted:Does he though? Like his dad's rich, but not actually Saudi rich, he just works for them, it's not like he's a prince or anything. upthread somewhere, someone said that his dad is an accountant to Saudi billionaires so plenty of money for this ongoing jamboree, but not like a bottomless supply
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Empty Sandwich posted:upthread somewhere, someone said that his dad is an accountant to Saudi billionaires I honestly don't think what Nathen does costs a ton of money to do I also don't think it's profitable in any way but I have nothing to back that up and I'm not going to look for data
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Empty Sandwich posted:upthread somewhere, someone said that his dad is an accountant to Saudi billionaires He's very much not an accountant, but rather a financial advisor/investor which is far more lucrative. I'd guess the dad is worth 10s of millions not 1s of millions. In addition to things like pay, he can front-run on their investments and make his own investments using work data plus getting access to non-public opportunities.
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I think someone said Nathen's father keeps tossing money at him for the sole purpose of keeping Nathen out of Saudi Arabia because of his homosexuality.
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I wish my parents would give me tons of money to be gay elsewhere
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Elephant Ambush posted:I honestly don't think what Nathen does costs a ton of money to do I mean, yes. He ran a barbones fast food place for a couple of months, and bought a bunch of frozen dinners with the labels swapped. That's more like an upper middle class mid life crisis stuff than typical multimillionaire failson fare. What elevated it are the cartoon licenses, but honestly how expensive those can be for some nobody selling his crap in one city in Canada?
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steinrokkan posted:What elevated it are the cartoon licenses, but honestly how expensive those can be for some nobody selling his crap in one city in Canada? Jeffrey should purchase the exclusive rights to use The Great Gazoo as the official mascot of the Something Awful Forums.
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Lieutenant Dan posted:No sane man would slap Big Cow on he own lasagna Knormal posted:I think it's pretty much guaranteed the mail-order Garfield Eats lasagnas are some other pre-existing lasagna with just a different cover slapped on it. According to the box picture at https://garfieldeats.com/product/frozen-big-cow-lasagna/ it's manufactured by a company called Winona's Harvest, which Google suggests is the same as this company: https://prettospasta.com/. However they don't appear to do direct mail order, so I guess Nathen is innovating.
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I'm looking at the merch on his website and I still don't understand who these people are that he's expecting to wear Garfield t-shirts in 2021. I know I shouldn't be ascribing rationality to it but it's all so weird.
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Frank Frank posted:Ah the intricacies of the garfstrubiton chain I read this as "garfsturbation" at first, which it also is
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nathen make the money, see nathen license cartoons, G
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I worry about what happened to that orange cat he got and named Garfield and worry he's going to pull a similar stunt with a great Dane.
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sharknado slashfic posted:I'm looking at the merch on his website and I still don't understand who these people are that he's expecting to wear Garfield t-shirts in 2021. I know I shouldn't be ascribing rationality to it but it's all so weird. I wouldn't wear Garfield shirts under no circumstances, but I would happily wear a GarfieldEATS! shirts. Know the difference
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