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TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Imagine I posted UFOPORNOO again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dg0p-0GIKk

edit:

TopHatGenius has a new favorite as of 18:19 on Jul 23, 2021

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Imagine I posted UFOPORNOO again.

Jerry you son of a bitch you've done it again

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Spectral Werewolf posted:

“Who need they pin cusshy ate?”

Clearly it would be: "Who need they Cenobussy ate?"


Pictured: the actual plot of Bee Movie.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Very close to the plot of pee movie too

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Only ever released on VHS :pisstape:

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

LifeSunDeath posted:

more chav memes please





Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lmao

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Spectral Werewolf posted:

“Who need they pin cusshy ate?”

lmaaao

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Sunday Sports

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Imagine I posted UFOPORNOO again.

" Are U.F.O. Real?!"

Bunny Colby and her wife, Jezabel Vessir, are busy tidying up in the kitchen. When Jezabel looks out their window, she's shocked as she claims that there's a U.F.O. in their neighbor's yard! But Bunny doesn't believe her at first until she comes to the window and sees it for their own eyes. Oh no, they HAVE to warn their eccentric but lovable neighbor, Alex Coal!

They rush to their front door to head out but when they open the door, Alex is already standing there. She is completely unbothered as she lets herself inside. She is sweet but a bit weird as she tries to have a casual conversation with the wives, though the wives try to steer her attention back to the U.F.O. in Alex's backyard. Something is definitely up as Alex keeps trying to avoid talking about it, even saying that it's just her fancy new hot tub!

Things get even weirder when Alex keeps asking about Bunny and Jezabel's love life. Although the wives are bewildered, Alex soon comes clean and admits that she's an alien from another planet! On HER planet, everything runs on sapphic energy... but here on Earth, there's very little of it. That's why the cloaking device for her spaceship has failed. She had parked next to the wives, using their energy to help keep her secret safe, but now that it's failed, it HAS to be because there's something wrong with the wives' sex life.

Bunny and Jezabel are stunned, insisting that their sex life is going perfectly fine. But the more they try to defend themselves, the more they realize that they are indeed having a dry spell. It's just that there's always something interrupting them, which ruins the mood. In fact, they prove their point as Jezabel gets an important phone call and HAS to leave, even despite everything unfolding before them.

But even with Jezabel gone, Bunny's determined to do whatever it takes to help Alex power up her spaceship and remain safe. She has PLENTY of sapphic energy to give!

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005






I think you'll find that fine gentleman in the goatee is a ned, not a chav, as he's Scottish

RedSnapper
Nov 22, 2016

apatheticman posted:

Pinhead got titties now? When did that happen?

In the original book

Spectral Werewolf posted:

“Who need they pin cusshy ate?”

drat, I wish it was me. Who came up with that that is, haha. Unless...

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

When your legal middle name is ASBO

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Data Graham posted:

Only ever released on VHS :pisstape:

I saw a bumper sticker the other day of Calvin wearing a maga hat peeing on Biden's name. It's one of the best own-goals I've ever seen.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath posted:

TEACHER REASSIGNED!

e,c:


Unidentified Female Orgasm

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNh06_lUNGc

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
You're gonna have to pay me a substantial sum to click that

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

it smells great tho.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨






























Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


*attempts to turn monitor on*

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

All of these were funny but these two absolutely broke me, I'm dying

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qu9mvfc7Rr1smzodr.mp4

Kitty Burger
May 23, 2005
Mmm, taste like kitty...

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

apatheticman posted:

Pinhead got titties now? When did that happen?

:eng101: In the original novel, Hellbound Heart Clive Barker described the thing that would later become Pinhead for the movie as having breasts. There's also still talk of a remake of the first movie that will portray them as female.





Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Wow, whats going on with this guys pants.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Robin Williams posted:

Wow, whats going on with this guys pants.

It's a basilisk RIP.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Robin Williams posted:

Wow, whats going on with this guys pants.

They're obviously Zubamorphs.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ygqZJvkdSw&t=22s

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Robin Williams posted:

Wow, whats going on with this guys pants.

He's Clive Barker and he can wear whatever pants he wants and I'll still suck his dick.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lodin posted:

He's Clive Barker and he can wear whatever pants he wants and I'll still suck his dick.

Probably would be easier with him not wearing any pants.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Paladinus posted:

Probably would be easier with him not wearing any pants.

First you must solve the puzzle of the zipper, then we have such sights to show you

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


Cat Hatter posted:

I saw a bumper sticker the other day of Calvin wearing a maga hat peeing on Biden's name. It's one of the best own-goals I've ever seen.

I saw one not too long ago where Calvin was peeing on the words “THE GOVERNMENT” which in turn was peeing on “YOUR FEELINGS” which… I’m not quite sure I get?

never seen a double-pissing Calvin sticker before, that’s for sure

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




HOLY gently caress posted:

I saw one not too long ago where Calvin was peeing on the words “THE GOVERNMENT” which in turn was peeing on “YOUR FEELINGS” which… I’m not quite sure I get?

never seen a double-pissing Calvin sticker before, that’s for sure

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Inside you, there are two Calvins...

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Catpain Slack posted:

Inside your balls, there are two Calvins...

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TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Calvin is stored in the balls

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