Johnny Walker posted:
"His back to the wall!" ITS LITERALLY NOT. Speaking of Spidey being stupid  Rocket is really smooth with his bullshit. Kinda like when I told my manager yesterday I couldn't stay an extra half hour after my shift was over (Because it was directly his loving fault the project wasn't done by then) MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jul 23, 2021 |
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He's just sleeping in a farm upstate. 
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Jul 23, 2021 21:42
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He's... he's replying to the caption boxes. Peter, honey, do you hear voices in your head?
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Jul 23, 2021 23:28
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Payndz posted:He's... he's replying to the caption boxes. Peter, honey, do you hear voices in your head? I knew that Wade boy was a bad influence on Peter. He's not to stay over again.
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Jul 24, 2021 01:07
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He actually hit the ground and bounced which was what jogged his memory of his webshooters in the first place!
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Jul 24, 2021 03:49
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Johnny Walker posted:
"If a woman lies and says I sexually harassed her, how can I prove it's not true?" Again, this is not how this works. "Believe women" doesn't mean "immediately condemn any man who is accused of anything by a woman ever," it means "do not dismiss an accusation right away because it comes from a woman." The woman still has to prove the accusation is true, and as we've already established, all she has is her word and some superbly flimsy evidence which wouldn't stand up to any serious scrutiny.
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Jul 24, 2021 10:50
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Payndz posted:He's... he's replying to the caption boxes. Peter, honey, do you hear voices in your head? He's actually talking out loud. He's been doing this a lot since that time he got a concussion.
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Jul 24, 2021 14:52
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Mikl posted:"If a woman lies and says I sexually harassed her, how can I prove it's not true?"  Maybe you should go outside, Pete.
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Jul 24, 2021 18:27
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I know Peter's a new Yorker, but five stories tall is pretty big for the purpose of using spider powers to gently caress off and go home. Or beat a crimeboss and his 2 goons like a superhero would
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Jul 24, 2021 19:06
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this is the period of nsm where he mostly fights normal dudes with no superpowers. this trend culminated in the transcendent clown-9 arc.
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Jul 24, 2021 19:18
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Cowboy mafia walked so Clown-9 could run.
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Jul 24, 2021 20:35
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 Rocket is so happy with how far that got 
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Jul 24, 2021 21:06
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Rocket just having the best time knowing he's murdered Ronan and gotten away scott-free 
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Jul 24, 2021 22:17
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Can't believe we never got the followup, Weekend at Ronan's.
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Jul 24, 2021 22:25
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Jul 25, 2021 06:00
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Everyone loves watching Peter Parker get the poo poo kicked out of him. It's America's pastime!
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Jul 25, 2021 09:21
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I'm cleaning up HDD storage from crap accumulated over the decades (christ) and found one of my favorite NSM arcs that I had saved back in the day (2008): Big-Time.  I have to check if the current website has this story available and in higher res, because these ones are tiny, but they still made me chuckle.
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Jul 25, 2021 16:00
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 Yeah, Peter, just leave MJ alone with the evil air-deprived alien. I do love the drawing of him driving with a dog head on the passenger seat.
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Jul 25, 2021 16:19
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Saoshyant posted:I'm cleaning up HDD storage from crap accumulated over the decades (christ) and found one of my favorite NSM arcs that I had saved back in the day (2008): Big-Time. I remember this one very fondly and would love to revisit it.
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Jul 25, 2021 17:07
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Saoshyant posted:I'm cleaning up HDD storage from crap accumulated over the decades (christ) and found one of my favorite NSM arcs that I had saved back in the day (2008): Big-Time. I remember making a how do i shot web edit for that middle panel. Look it was funny in '08, alright
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Jul 25, 2021 17:51
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Tunicate posted:I remember making a how do i shot web edit for that middle panel.  Yeah why didn't anyone think of shooting Spider-Man before now?
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Jul 25, 2021 18:52
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Here they are, the heroes of this arc the two cops that do commentary while Peter and Rocket try and come up with something. Hope y'all enjoy the next two months
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Jul 26, 2021 16:20
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Well, they're not gonna challenge him to a dance-off.. that poo poo only works in the movies
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Jul 26, 2021 16:52
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Jul 26, 2021 18:59
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 There's three of them. It's a whole building. I think there's a place to hide somewhere.
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Jul 26, 2021 19:18
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Uh oh better not slip up and kill this guy or else he'll knife me. Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojXNidUga5Q
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Jul 26, 2021 19:23
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It's a good thing the guys chasing Spider-Man know he's just crawling up the stairs endlessly and aren't checking to see if he's hiding in any of the rooms on any of the floors they're on. And I mean this unironically because they too are aware that Newspaper Spider-Man is a complete moron who would never think of that.
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Jul 26, 2021 19:42
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Then it turns out the roof is greased...
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Jul 26, 2021 19:48
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Johnny Walker posted:
He could also web up a Spider-Glider and fly away scott free, but brain-damaged Peter isn't very imaginative when his life is in semi-danger
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Jul 27, 2021 05:31
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even if he cannot handle the incredible threat of three dudes with guns, he could have left the building as soon as the cowboy mafia entered and ran away on foot. that's the point, really. nsm always has lots of options but is held back by his all-consuming ineptitude. then his enemies mostly sort of defeat themselves, so in some funny way i guess he wins.
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Jul 27, 2021 12:35
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So what are all of Spidey's options? 1) Fight 3 goons; Webbing up their guns, them, etc 2) Just hide in the corner of some room until they leave. 3) Run to one of the sides of the building, get out through the window and run. 4) Get out the way he came in and just backtrack from how he got here for a speedy escape. 5) Reach the roof and wait for them to open the door; web them to the door. Run. 6) Take Horatio hostage 
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Jul 27, 2021 13:02
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"He's my son! I mean he's Peter Parker's son! I mean I'm Peter Parker! I mean I'm not Peter Parker but this is my son! His son!" "Let me just check to make sure this is still loaded."
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Jul 27, 2021 17:04
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This is like the third time he's loaded that gun.
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Jul 27, 2021 17:07
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Push El Burrito posted:This is like the third time he's loaded that gun.
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Jul 27, 2021 22:07
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Xinder posted:hoo boy
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Jul 27, 2021 22:12
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Maybe make sure that your back alley surgery is fully healed without infections before killing the doctor.
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Jul 27, 2021 22:35
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maltesh posted:Maybe make sure that your back alley surgery is fully healed without infections before killing the doctor. the fact that it wasn't is a persistent problem for lombard, yeah.
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Jul 27, 2021 22:42
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You took one swing at him and missed, what the hell do you mean "Had enough"?
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Johnny Walker posted:"He's my son! I mean he's Peter Parker's son! I mean I'm Peter Parker! I mean I'm not Peter Parker but this is my son! His son!"
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