Auspol Pre Election: Mama Mia

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go_banana: Oct 13, 2010

Sydney will be lucky to get out of this by Christmas. Christ how is the LNP so protected. I mean, I know why. But gently caress me what a farce.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 02:47

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 16:36

meteor9: Nov 23, 2007; "That's why I put up with it."

Glad they've succinctly announced some sort of maybe extra payment for maybe some people on some sort of assistance payment we guess probably!

Backpats line forms on the left, thank you.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 02:49

Laserface: Dec 24, 2004

Animal Friend posted:

Palmer going international with the members for Manilla and Independent State of Croatia.

Some real political heavyweights.

the Fat oval office Party

# ? Jul 28, 2021 02:52

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

# ? Jul 28, 2021 03:20

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

The Fed gov disaster payment is going to be increased, it should match jobkeeper. This only is available in fed gov declared hotspots. There might also be an increase of 200 to welfare payments in the hotspots.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 04:55

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Halo14 posted:

Reporter “cases really haven’t gone down with current lock down, what will change over next 4 weeks?”

Gladys “oh if we didn’t lock down there’s be way more cases”

That… doesn’t answer the question.

The question is disingenuous btw. Cases haven't really gone down is poo poo but still miles better than cases exploded, it's implying the lockdown is worthless and undermining the benefit and why it's needed. I wouldn't let that pass either but then I'd go on to answer proper.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 05:25

freebooter: Jul 7, 2009

Journo at the PM's presser: "Is Australia going to beat COVID like our Olympians?"

# ? Jul 28, 2021 05:50

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

freebooter posted:

Journo at the PM's presser: "Is Australia going to beat COVID like our Olympians?"

# ? Jul 28, 2021 05:59

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

kirbysuperstar posted:

Prime Minister, has Australia stopped beating it's olympians?

# ? Jul 28, 2021 06:02

Halo14: Sep 11, 2001

Eediot Jedi posted:

The question is disingenuous btw. Cases haven't really gone down is poo poo but still miles better than cases exploded, it's implying the lockdown is worthless and undermining the benefit and why it's needed. I wouldn't let that pass either but then I'd go on to answer proper.

Paraphrasing on my part with the question, he was really asking will the next 4 weeks be more of the same - 150+ daily cases. They haven�t really made enforcement of the lockdown strong enough.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 06:06

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

Update that vaccination is now in fact a race.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 07:37

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

hooman posted:

Prime Minister, has Australia stopped beating it's olympians?

No, no we have not. They know what they did.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 08:01

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

The Lone Badger posted:

No, no we have not. They know what they did.

Olympian Nathan Baggaley and brother jailed for more than 20 years over failed $200 million cocaine smuggling plot

# ? Jul 28, 2021 08:13

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

What's with the persistent use of Job[blank] with this government? Jobseeker, jobkeeper, jobtrainer and now jobsaver. Is this Morrison using his lovely marketing training?

# ? Jul 28, 2021 08:36

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Did I imagine jobmaker. That was a thing right

# ? Jul 28, 2021 08:50

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

Job'sNewFamily

# ? Jul 28, 2021 09:06

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

great big steaming jobbies

# ? Jul 28, 2021 09:13

commie kong: Mar 7, 2019

SuddenCactus posted:

What's with the persistent use of Job[blank] with this government? Jobseeker, jobkeeper, jobtrainer and now jobsaver. Is this Morrison using his lovely marketing training?

We must never forgot that our only purpose in life is to serve I mean work

# ? Jul 28, 2021 09:18

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

JobShalom

# ? Jul 28, 2021 09:20

Bill Posters: Apr 27, 2007; I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNzwKKb9jp0

# ? Jul 28, 2021 09:25

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Jobjobber.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 09:45

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Rimjobber

# ? Jul 28, 2021 10:29

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

birdstrike posted:

JobShalom

# ? Jul 28, 2021 10:33

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Zenithe posted:

Did I imagine jobmaker. That was a thing right

Jobseeker
Jobsaver
Jobkeeper
Jobmaker
Jobtrainer
Jobactive

# ? Jul 28, 2021 10:50

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Some people call me a job cowboy,
Some people call me the angel of jobs

# ? Jul 28, 2021 11:11

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

# ? Jul 28, 2021 11:48

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Pictured: Gladys not locking down early enough.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 12:25

mahershalalhashbaz: Jul 22, 2021

SuddenCactus posted:

What's with the persistent use of Job[blank] with this government? Jobseeker, jobkeeper, jobtrainer and now jobsaver. Is this Morrison using his lovely marketing training?

short answer, yes.

# ? Jul 28, 2021 13:32

Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

Job Yelkie Petersen

# ? Jul 28, 2021 15:15

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Zenithe posted:

Did I imagine jobmaker. That was a thing right

It existed but only made like 50 jobs

# ? Jul 28, 2021 16:53

ShoeFly: Dec 28, 2006; Waiter, there's a fly in my shoe!

lol sydney hosed, we're never getting out of the apartment

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:12

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Starting to think Gladys ain�t got this after all

# ? Jul 29, 2021 02:22

ungulateman: Apr 18, 2012; pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

love to be essential

# ? Jul 29, 2021 03:53

Periphery: Jul 27, 2003; ...

If only there was some way they could have predicted that their half arsed lockdown wouldn't work...If only some other state had been through this before and could be used as an example of what not to do.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 03:57

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Ladies and Gentlemen, the gold standard.

Guardian Au posted:

Only 60% of Sydneysiders are fully adhering to social distancing and movement restrictions, with analysis of movement data suggesting that unless compliance with rules increases, the greater Sydney lockdown will not quash the current Delta outbreak.

University of Sydney analysis has found compliance with restrictions across Sydney has increased from 40% to 60% over the last two weeks, however modelling shows compliance needs to reach 80% for restrictions to control Delta � with that figure including necessary movements of essential workers.

Once this level is achieved, it will take one month to control the outbreak, according to the University�s Centre for Complex Systems Prof Mikhail Prokopenko, Dr Sheryl Chang, Dr Oliver Cliff and Dr Cameron Zachreson.

The study also found that if even 40% of the Greater Sydney population was fully vaccinated by September, a stricter lockdown needs to continue until then to control Delta. In NSW currently only 16.9% of the population is fully vaccinated.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 03:58

Periphery: Jul 27, 2003; ...

It was actually a gold leaf covered turd.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 03:59

Bill Posters: Apr 27, 2007; I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

# ? Jul 29, 2021 04:18

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

hooman posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the gold standard.

oof

I don't mean this as vector for VIC Vs NSW chat but anyone remember what compliance rates they expected from VIC to beat the original strain?

# ? Jul 29, 2021 04:46

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

frydenbergs remembered he's not a nsw mp

https://twitter.com/iwantmynbn/status/1420505126817595394

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NPR Journalizard: Feb 14, 2008

From the news category of "Why the gently caress didnt this happen years ago", Jones has been dropped by the Tele

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/jul/29/alan-jones-column-ended-daily-telegraph-covid-anti-lockdown-commentary

# ? Jul 29, 2021 08:52

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