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Lost Time
Sep 28, 2012

All necessities, provided. All anxieties, tranquilized. All boredom, amused.

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

I vaguely recall reading that this almost happened back in 2001. Like Iran was overjoyed at the US bombing the hell out of the Taliban because they absolutely loathed them.

Then Bush went all Axis of Evil and all that got derailed.

China too honestly. They hated the Taliban and welcomed the USA invasion while taking some advantage.

Turns out the neocons and corporates that control American policy are incredibly loving dumb. Or maybe they're incredibly smart considering none of them will ever have to suffer consequences for bad mistakes and failures, while getting to keep all of the money given to them so generously by American taxpayers. All the while still making money forevermore on threatening forever wars with China and Iran. MIC is a bitch.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

I vaguely recall reading that this almost happened back in 2001. Like Iran was overjoyed at the US bombing the hell out of the Taliban because they absolutely loathed them.

Then Bush went all Axis of Evil and all that got derailed.

Yep which is why I said finally. They aren't really any worse than the Saudis et al so we could just align our flavors of imperialism and be best buds

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
https://twitter.com/BurgerPilled/status/1420966234821218311?s=20

Good troll game, IMO

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

mobby_6kl posted:

Yep which is why I said finally. They aren't really any worse than the Saudis et al so we could just align our flavors of imperialism and be best buds

More likely of Washington to ally with the Taliban and pretend the past 20 years never happened.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

mobby_6kl posted:

Yep which is why I said finally. They aren't really any worse than the Saudis et al so we could just align our flavors of imperialism and be best buds

They don't have Saudi levels of $$$+oil and there's also the issue of the Israel lobby.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Holy poo poo lol

Haystack
Jan 23, 2005





What is Isreal's influence on Afghanistan, anyway?

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Haystack posted:

What is Isreal's influence on Afghanistan, anyway?

Can't imagine its much; Israel's ground game is dogshit, and its not like the afghan warlords suffered a dearth of airstrike support.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
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Haystack posted:

What is Isreal's influence on Afghanistan, anyway?

The Afghan war. Remember an Israel spy "Iranian defector", was instrumental in getting americas buy in.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

The Afghan war. Remember an Israel spy "Iranian defector", was instrumental in getting americas buy in.

I think the Taliban harboring Osama bin Laden was a lot more instrumental to getting Americas buy in for a war in Afghanistan

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Haystack posted:

What is Isreal's influence on Afghanistan, anyway?

During the Soviet-Afghan War at least, Israel (and Egypt IIRC) was the source of alot of the Soviet and East Bloc equipment provided to the Mujahideen at least.

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019
Welcome to the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan

cw: dead people hanging from a town gate

https://i.imgur.com/JmSxoYL.jpg

wisconsingreg fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Aug 1, 2021

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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Vasukhani posted:

Welcome to the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan

cw: dead people hanging from a town gate

https://i.imgur.com/JmSxoYL.jpg

Ouch.


Taliban is doing targeted killings everywhere. Assassinating the key figures in municipal and federal chains of command. Yes been happening a long time but they are literally abducting people trying and executing them. Not just drive by shootings.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Ouch.


Taliban is doing targeted killings everywhere. Assassinating the key figures in municipal and federal chains of command. Yes been happening a long time but they are literally abducting people trying and executing them. Not just drive by shootings.

yeah its going to get real ugly.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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Kandahar airport was cratered. They patched it and kept rolling.

If the Taliban can get a VBIED on the tarmac they won't be able to patch that.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Tooze did a really good writeup on the last decades of economics in Afghanistan. It also refers to this rather interesting report from 2020 about oversized aid and military presence turning Afghanistan into a rentier-economy.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

Yep which is why I said finally. They aren't really any worse than the Saudis et al so we could just align our flavors of imperialism and be best buds
Honestly they're better if you bring in Wahhabism. Al-Qaeda, ISIS... How many terrorist attacks on civilians (esp in the west) could exported Iranian/Shia ideology realistically be tied to?

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Ok guys, what's with the sudden manufacturing consent for a Gaddafi returning to lead Libya? There's very obviously some group who's been keeping this dude in their back pocket for the last decade and I'm willing to bet it's the CIA, but why's he suddenly popping up now?

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/amid-the-chaos-and-war-broken-libya-yearns-for-a-saviour-named-gaddafi-zv9b628ms

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/30/muammar-gadaffis-son-emerges-hiding-hints-libyan-presidency/

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/30/magazine/qaddafi-libya.html

https://www.france24.com/en/africa/20210730-muammar-gaddafi-s-son-suggests-he-may-run-for-president-in-libya

el3m
Jun 18, 2005
Grimey Drawer
I read some speculation that Russia/Putin being behind it, the overthrow of og Gaddafi regime being a big slap in the face back in the day

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
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Pistol_Pete posted:

Ok guys, what's with the sudden manufacturing consent for a Gaddafi returning to lead Libya? There's very obviously some group who's been keeping this dude in their back pocket for the last decade and I'm willing to bet it's the CIA, but why's he suddenly popping up now?

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/amid-the-chaos-and-war-broken-libya-yearns-for-a-saviour-named-gaddafi-zv9b628ms

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/30/muammar-gadaffis-son-emerges-hiding-hints-libyan-presidency/

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/30/magazine/qaddafi-libya.html

https://www.france24.com/en/africa/20210730-muammar-gaddafi-s-son-suggests-he-may-run-for-president-in-libya

Well hopefully they end slavery again. but that might be seen as an infringement on the american way of life.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pistol_Pete posted:

Ok guys, what's with the sudden manufacturing consent for a Gaddafi returning to lead Libya? There's very obviously some group who's been keeping this dude in their back pocket for the last decade and I'm willing to bet it's the CIA, but why's he suddenly popping up now?

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/amid-the-chaos-and-war-broken-libya-yearns-for-a-saviour-named-gaddafi-zv9b628ms

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/30/muammar-gadaffis-son-emerges-hiding-hints-libyan-presidency/

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/30/magazine/qaddafi-libya.html

https://www.france24.com/en/africa/20210730-muammar-gaddafi-s-son-suggests-he-may-run-for-president-in-libya

Why the hell would it be the CIA?

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

I think the CIA are in the tank for the guy who wants to be the literal King of Libya, not one of Gaddafi's sons.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bedpan posted:

I think the CIA are in the tank for the guy who wants to be the literal King of Libya, not one of Gaddafi's sons.

That would make more sense, yeah.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
The CIA isn't backing every shithead in the world. Russia and Iran back plenty of terrible people too.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

It's sounding like the Taliban are pushing pretty hard into Lashkar Gah, people are saying there's bodies on the streets, burnt out ANA vehicles laying about and the hospitals are filling up. If the Taliban can capture this provincial capitals they'll be much more motivated to make a move on others. On paper at least these bigger cities should be hard for them to take. The ANA has no supply lines and people will fight harder if their backs are against a wall.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58074525

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
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Charliegrs posted:

The CIA isn't backing every shithead in the world. Russia and Iran back plenty of terrible people too.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wa...foutputType=amp


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Attack on MODs house in Kabul. Suicide bombers and gunmen involved in a four hour siege at the ministers house. Security guards wounded. USSOS says that the attack has hallmarks of Taliban assault.

Could be isis though.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Aug 4, 2021

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1422793049332142080

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Well, good to see that our wonderful news agencies have completely failed to articulate what on earth was going on there, or what any of it was about.

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019

Pistol_Pete posted:

Well, good to see that our wonderful news agencies have completely failed to articulate what on earth was going on there, or what any of it was about.

There is a shadow war going on lol

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

The afghan defense minister was targeted for an assassination last night by several assailaints with rifles and suicide vests. It happened in Kabul amidst a social media inspired public gathering urging denizens to take to the streets which the minister participated in.

https://apnews.com/article/afghanistan-kabul-taliban-dc70d26462d8bdfd9f88d4a2bdd8a5b8

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Pistol_Pete posted:

Well, good to see that our wonderful news agencies have completely failed to articulate what on earth was going on there, or what any of it was about.

What is going on?

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

MiddleOne posted:

The afghan defense minister was targeted for an assassination last night by several assailaints with rifles and suicide vests. It happened in Kabul amidst a social media inspired public gathering urging denizens to take to the streets which the minister participated in.

https://apnews.com/article/afghanistan-kabul-taliban-dc70d26462d8bdfd9f88d4a2bdd8a5b8

If your defense minister is out in the streets personally trying to rally a levée en mass to defend the nation you might be in trouble

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Pistol_Pete posted:

Well, good to see that our wonderful news agencies have completely failed to articulate what on earth was going on there, or what any of it was about.

The earlier article on it sheds a little light on it, albeit the whole thing is so many layers of murky that you kind of have to read between the lines.

https://apnews.com/article/ship-isr...w&utm_medium=AP

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Fuschia tude posted:

If your defense minister is out in the streets personally trying to rally a levée en mass to defend the nation you might be in trouble

I'm half-convinced it was a psy-op to make the attack more likely to succeed but no journalists are biting on that so I assume there's more to it.

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019

Herstory Begins Now posted:

The earlier article on it sheds a little light on it, albeit the whole thing is so many layers of murky that you kind of have to read between the lines.

https://apnews.com/article/ship-isr...w&utm_medium=AP

So this is actually a different ship. This was the Asphalt Princess, she was hijacked by an unknown force today and then left in UAE waters. It's all extremely odd.


quote:

The British military’s United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations reported that the incident, which it had described as a “potential hijack” the night before, was now “complete.” It did not provide further details.

“The vessel is safe,” the group said, without identifying the ship. Shipping authority Lloyd’s List and maritime intelligence firm Dryad Global both named the hijacked vessel as Panama-flagged asphalt tanker Asphalt Princess. The vessel’s owner, listed as Emirati free zone-based Glory International, could not immediately be reached for comment.

Satellite-tracking data for the Asphalt Princess had showed it gradually heading toward Iranian waters off the port of Jask early Wednesday, according to MarineTraffic.com. Later, however, it stopped and changed course toward Oman, just before the British navy group announced the intruders had left.

The AP brief reads like one of those press reports you'd get in rainbow six, so that doesn't help things...


https://twitter.com/Samir_Madani/status/1422823697572892673

The narrative emerging in the western press is that Iran is trying to soft blockade Gulf rivals with these actions (which started almost two years ago)

wisconsingreg fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Aug 4, 2021

CeeJee
Dec 4, 2001
Oven Wrangler
There were some reports of 5 vessels having been taken but I guess that's just some nearby crews going into their panic rooms, turning off the engines and setting the transponder to 'no one is on the bridge, stay clear !'.

Communicating through AIS is something you see around Somalia as well, lots of ships going to destination ARMED GUARD ON BOARD

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

quote:

A city in southwestern Afghanistan has become the country's first provincial capital to fall to the Taliban in recent years, officials told the BBC.

Two sources said the insurgents had captured Zaranj, in Nimroz province, on Friday afternoon. It has not been officially confirmed.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58119886




Long War Journal is saying it fell without a fight.

quote:

he Taliban took control of Zaranj, the capital of Nimruz province, without a fight. The western locale is the first provincial capital to fall under Taliban control since it launched its offensive across the country in May.

Jihadists and other independent sources on social media have posted videos of Taliban fighters patrolling Zaranj. The images also show them in control of the military base, as well as Zaranj Airport. Taliban fighters were photographed outside the governor’s compound and the headquarters of the National Directorate of Security, Afghanistan’s intelligence agency. Prisoners are streaming out of the local prison.

[...]

Zaranj, which is on the border with Iran, is a major trade route and was a source of customs income for the Afghan government. The Taliban now operates four of the six major border crossings, and is collecting millions of dollars in revenue daily.
https://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2021/08/taliban-takes-full-control-of-nimruz-province-seizes-capital.php

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

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Extremely unfortunate. The revenue aspect of this is big. I was reading about this last night how the Taliban had met with local leaders to surrender without violence and have the promise of social services. Which is so interesting as the anc just doesn't have the ability to do so in these regions anymore.

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
The government seems to have moved most forces to the east to try to rescue Lashkargah, which isn't nearly as important as Zaranj.

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Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

quote:

The Taliban took control of its second provincial capital today. Shibirghan, the capital of the northern province of Jawzjan and the home of warlord Marshall Abdul Rashid Dostum, fell to the Taliban.

Dostum and his followers abandoned Shibirghan today and fled to the district of Khwaja Dako, TOLONews reported. Khwaja Dako hosts the city’s airport, and is the only district in Jawzjan under government control. The other 10 districts in Jawzjan are under Taliban control, according to an ongoing assessment of the security situation in Afghanistan by FDD’s Long War Journal.

The Taliban pressed its offensive on Shibirghan several days from districts it controlled that surrounded the city. The Afghan military sent reinforcements, but they were unable to hold off the Taliban assault on the city.

https://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2021/08/taliban-takes-second-provincial-capital.php

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