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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

That's a bit dark.

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Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

Someone's gonna have to walk me through this one.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Bogor

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD




If the museum thing was SUCH A BIG PROBLEM, you had an easy way to fix that you assholes: by not encouraging your super-genius child to give permission for the Kitty Kop author to use the story in the first loving place!

Jesus loving Christ I hate everything about this.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Funny Online Gag Reflex

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

JethroMcB posted:

Man, I have really come to love Oaky Doaks. For being a pre-war strip, it just seems so...contemporary. The writing is straightforward and the art is clean, but neatly detailed.
I agree - And Okay’s father is one of my favorite characters.

And He Died! August 14, 1918


Outbursts of Everett True September 23, 1918


Gay and Her Gang September 20, 1929


Oaky Doaks February 21, 1936


Mopsy April 22, 1937


Up Front June 3, 1944


Dark Laughter January 17, 1948


Those Were the Days August 26, 1953


Wee Pals November 11, 1965


Dogbert March 16, 1966

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set taps its forehead.


Working Daze is a great mix of ugliness and a wall of text.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix, innit?


Cul De Sac is a panel-a-day strip now.

Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Aug 6, 2021

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass


Support Tauhid's Patreon here.


Old School Peanuts (Nov 23, 1952)




Calvin and Hobbes (Oct 11-12, 1989)






Robbie and Bobby




Support Jason's Patreon (and see new My Dad is Draculas) here.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Zamboni Rodeo posted:

If the museum thing was SUCH A BIG PROBLEM, you had an easy way to fix that you assholes: by not encouraging your super-genius child to give permission for the Kitty Kop author to use the story in the first loving place!

Jesus loving Christ I hate everything about this.

Completely. They talk a big game about how worried they are about Sarah getting rich and famous and how they disapprove, but she initially wasn't into the idea herself. Every time she'd throw out some reason she wanted to say no, they'd carefully guide her back to yes.

It's like when parents of child stars talk about why they threw their own baby into the meat grinder of showbiz. "Of course I was completely against it! But she wanted to do it so badly!" Uh huh. I'll bet.




We knew it was coming the moment we saw Chekhov's Scissors

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Back to the short version... :(

Sally Forth


Pearls Before Swine


Skippy (December 18, 1933)


Peanuts, in which the syndicate rearranged the publication dates to accommodate some meaningful doghouse graffiti. (August 5, 1974)


She turned 65 today, by the way. Hopefully it's not stepping out of line to tell you that. Happy birthday, Amy.

The Unbearably Awesome Privilege of Les Goddamn Moore


Crankshaft, in which for God's sake, Ed, switch to portrait mode!


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater comes to what is a troubling milestone in retrospect. With Segar still in his sickbed, we're beginning a story drawn entirely by Doc Winner. (March 7, 1938)


Out Our Way (February 18-20, 1937)




EasyEW fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Aug 6, 2021

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
I've never seen this gag about zucchini, but it's an old joke, "why do people in (region) lock their car doors in the summer? Otherwise someone might break in and leave a bag of cucumbers."

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EasyEW posted:



Crankshaft, in which for God's sake, Ed, switch to portrait mode!




Besides being a tired trope this is actually an amusing use of space.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Again it boggles the mind because anyone with tortoises would take 20 pounds of those off your hands without question.

Probably any farm animals really.

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
Also, zucchini beat the pants off cucumbers.

Go slice one longways, toss it in oil and salt and pepper then just burn the poo poo out of it on the grill. Or slice and halve them and freeze them for stir fry. Or zoodle them and freeze for later.

Or chunk them up as large as you can handle and make ratatouille.

Love a zook.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cowslips Warren posted:

Again it boggles the mind because anyone with tortoises would take 20 pounds of those off your hands without question.

Probably any farm animals really.

I grew up around a lot of zucchini givers and no tortoises that I'm aware of

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
So I decided to try switching internet browsers today. Don't know how much I love this new one, but I'll take disliking bits of the UI as long as they don't just completely poo poo it up every few years like some I can think of.

Dinky Dinkerton, Flyin' Jenny, and The Shadow Dec. 30th, 1940





Is he now? :wiggle:

Axa



Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The only thing worse than a zucchini is a courgette.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life







Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Cowslips Warren posted:

Again it boggles the mind because anyone with tortoises would take 20 pounds of those off your hands without question.

Probably any farm animals really.
I think you are overestimating how many people have tortoises and/or farm animals nearby.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Huxley posted:

Also, zucchini beat the pants off cucumbers.

Go slice one longways, toss it in oil and salt and pepper then just burn the poo poo out of it on the grill. Or slice and halve them and freeze them for stir fry. Or zoodle them and freeze for later.

Or chunk them up as large as you can handle and make ratatouille.

Love a zook.

Hell, you can pickle 'em too. Taste much better than cucumbers.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
2018 Spiderman


1979 comics






Locher Tracy


Origins of the Sunday Comics


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Mandrake


Johnny Hazard


90s Overboard

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake


Slammy posted:

Mopsy April 22, 1937


And he died

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Axa has big Phantom of the Opera vibes. (It's also still dumb and melodramatic.)



Classic Kevin & Kell in: the hunting competition (November 11-17, 2002)












Modern Kevin & Kell

Daduzi
Nov 22, 2005

You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.

The_Other posted:

Steeple: Clotted Crime Part 1 - Brassic

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad Site
Steeple Website

Comic Strips 2021: Notorious for my Snoopy

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
In today's Blueberry: McClure shakes his head in disapproval, or Oh boy, the history of the deliberate destruction of the buffalo herds in the central plains as a method of genocide. I'm sure this will be a nice, light, amusing story!, or Well, at least Charlier didn't assume that all native peoples were Apache.



Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Judge Parker (April 2020)

Alan's campaign launch went well.



And things are (mostly) looking good for Neddy and Ronnie.





But if you were wondering whether covid19 was going to be a thing in the Judge Parker universe? Yep.



Looking forward to seeing how it's handled as it drags on, and on, and on in real life. Is it still a factor in the current Judge Parker plots? I haven't looked ahead to check, but I'm assuming it must be, right?

Anyway, the month ends with Neddy getting an unexpected phone call from her ex-boyfriend, Hank, who I actually don't remember at all so I can't tell you anything about him.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



















Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Mikl posted:

Classic Kevin & Kell in: the hunting competition (November 11-17, 2002)

Well this might be the most hosed up thing in this hosed up hellworld to date. Our high school sports? Well we hunt and kill other sapient beings that we tricked into being our prey.

What a charming and fun comic for the whole family!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

riderchop posted:

Compu-toon


COOL

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (November 21, 2009)



Arlo and Janis Classic (November 21, 1999)



Garfield Classic (November 21, 1989)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 8/5/01



Brenda Starr 12/29/46



Smokey Stover 8/30/31



James's Poor Almanac

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Whoopsie-doodle, Nancy 1946 catch-up post



Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Aug. 11, 1946)


~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
Cruel Little Stories

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Steeple: Clotted Crime Part 1 - Brassic

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad Site
Steeple Website

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Foxtrot did the whole “zucchinis grow like crazy” ages ago, and much better too.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
You can make a nice courgette cake, though you probably couldn't get rid of a whole harvest that way.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

HouseHold Hint: Get rid of unwanted zucchini by throwing it at people you hate

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Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


This hat is the #1 sign Zits has gone downhill.

Slammy posted:

And He Died! August 14, 1918



Wait what?

quote:

Dark Laughter January 17, 1948


This is one of the best we’ve seen so far, I think. Centrists gonna centrist. Plus this bar dog! :3:

Selachian posted:


James's Poor Almanac



Well, Jim, maybe if you stopped writing her all those letters...



Classic Zits



Sylvia



Including this little narrative because honestly I think it’s funny, but also for the cameos from Lynda Barry and Ira Glass! Glass hasn’t lived in Chicago for a long time, but This American Life is still broadcast/syndicated by WBEZ Chicago. Yet another hometown boy abandoning us for the coasts...

E: I’m also pretty sure Gene’s Sewer and Septic is still around, but I’m also pretty sure there are plenty of plumbers named Gene.

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