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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Did you know?

White bread is made with the refrigerant R-718. R-718 is a cause of many horrific injuries in industry and is a potent greenhouse gas.

An uncontrolled release of R-718 devastated New Orleans in 2005.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Platystemon posted:

Did you know?

White bread is made with the refrigerant R-718. R-718 is a cause of many horrific injuries in industry and is a potent greenhouse gas.

An uncontrolled release of R-718 devastated New Orleans in 2005.

:golfclap:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

flavor.flv posted:

If you couldn't actually win a fight in real life with it, it's not a martial art

This is why I can defeat any mma fighter with my katana.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Jasper Tin Neck posted:

Neo-Rousseauan romanticism. "Agriculture was a mistake. Come, let us return to a diet of berries and meat."

I don't know what Rousseauan is so my brain corrected it to neo-Romulan romanticism. I think the point still works, tho

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




bike tory posted:

I'm pretty sure any of these Olympic karate people could kick my rear end in real life so congrats, that's definitely a real martial art.

Mine too, but so could any athlete and most of the IOC, so that's not a fair comparison.

There's a seventy year old woman from Norway on the committee who I could probably take if I managed to get the drop on her

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


eel pie

stargazy pie, also

Rooted Vegetable
Jun 1, 2002

I'll go for a beard sixer

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Meskhenet posted:

Thats even more garbage that what i was expecting.

They should make like olympic golf, where you dont win by hitting the ball in the hole with the least amount of shots, but by the interpretive dance you do before each hole.

wait till you find out that they're not even actually throwing the javelins at each other

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Alaois posted:

wait till you find out that they're not even actually throwing the javelins at each other

Seriously, they're not? Mind blown.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Seriously, they're not? Mind blown.

Well except that one guy...

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


It's been too long. Let's gooooo!

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hDFHu8a4w

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Bloop posted:

If American bread is like cake then European cake is like bread :xd:

I'll keep my good cake lol

It's ok that you like different bread

Banana Bread is a cake

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Humphreys posted:

Banana Bread is a cake

True, as is zucchini bread

But those are misnomers like how Boston Creme Pie is cake andkey lime pie is a tart

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



RIP to a real one :sigh:

https://youtu.be/mpC_hO15IoA

Sorry you heard here

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:

"If an MMA fighter could beat them in an MMA fight then it is a fake joke sport" is the dumbest loving take but still somehow so widespread.

Gymnastics is not a sport. This logic seems to check out :shrug:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

This is an Olympic sports team. Whether you like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The Bloop posted:

Boston Creme Pie is cake
I thought that's when he screams GO PATS! as he nuts in you

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

bike tory posted:

This is an Olympic sports team. Whether you like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like:



These wolf/goat/cabbage riddles are getting kinda ridiculous.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




bike tory posted:

This is an Olympic sports team. Whether you like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like:



man, porn got weird

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

The Olympics is an absolute goldmine for funny pictures

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Oh hey, I think Cumshitter sponsored this

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

bike tory posted:

This is an Olympic sports team. Whether you like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like:



OK I was going with beach volleyball based on the uniform, but why is the woman on the left holding either a firearm or cordless drill?

Edit: okay I get that it’s pistol shooting just seemed like an odd choice of uniform.

Capt.Whorebags has a new favorite as of 09:02 on Aug 8, 2021

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

bike tory posted:

This is an Olympic sports team. Whether you like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like:



I legit thought the 5 discipline thing was to be done by one single athlete, this is such a disappointment.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Capt.Whorebags posted:

OK I was going with beach volleyball based on the uniform, but why is the woman on the left holding either a firearm or cordless drill?

To hunt the guy in his undies

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Son of Rodney posted:

I legit thought the 5 discipline thing was to be done by one single athlete, this is such a disappointment.

It is absolutely done by one single athlete at the Olympics, but they wear different outfits for the different events.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bike tory posted:

This is an Olympic sports team. Whether you like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like:



This just looks like an evolution of fox hunting where the three on the right have to hunt down the one on the left except she gets a pistol.

Which means it's better than fox hunting.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

bike tory posted:

This is an Olympic sports team. Whether you like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like:



These MMA matchups are really starting to get weird.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

to prove your sport is real you have to use it to kill a horse

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



:hmmyes:
I'm way behind on the OSHA thread but I hope this got posted there.

Stay safe fellow penis havers (and also creative non havers, we love you too)

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Ahh, yes; the rare inverse Goatse :hmmyes:.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I'm am appreciative of this moment of tenderness.


Please accept my seed.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Patience my friend, you need to get to an approved Glorypoint™️ first!

E: please tip your operator.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Just lollin at all the 350 lb goons commenting on how rules based sports aren’t real because they can’t just go outside the rules to beat the poo poo out of someone.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Memento posted:

It is absolutely done by one single athlete at the Olympics, but they wear different outfits for the different events.

There's a team competition and individual competitions, apparently

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/X5mdSha.mp4

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

BrianBoitano posted:

RIP to a real one :sigh:

https://youtu.be/mpC_hO15IoA

Sorry you heard here

Well, what the gently caress.

:negative:

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Capt.Whorebags posted:

OK I was going with beach volleyball based on the uniform, but why is the woman on the left holding either a firearm or cordless drill?

Edit: okay I get that it’s pistol shooting just seemed like an odd choice of uniform.

The olympics, and really all sports is run by perverted old men.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Nuts and Gum posted:

I'm am appreciative of this moment of tenderness.

Oh poo poo did I get logged out again

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