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Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Sunswipe posted:

:kstare: Amazing. First few lines made me think this was gonna be a standard "no fat chicks" rant from some 300lb incel, but it's so much worse. Where do these chucklefucks get their ideas from?

Yeah that one was a doozy!

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think they start with really weird ideas of what "acceptable" body types are and then work backwards into concocting some fanfiction to link everything they don't like the look/thought of together.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Sunswipe posted:

:kstare: Amazing. First few lines made me think this was gonna be a standard "no fat chicks" rant from some 300lb incel, but it's so much worse. Where do these chucklefucks get their ideas from?

Incels have pioneered a bespoke branch of the biological sciences in order to prove that not only are women barely human, they're also Not Really That Great Anyway too.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
See also the incel brand™ conspiracy theory that all girls gently caress dogs.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Breetai posted:

See also the incel brand™ conspiracy theory that all girls gently caress dogs.

So does Rover=Chad and Fido=Normie?

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta


For those with terminal irony poisoning, OP is not the idiot

Technocrat has a new favorite as of 05:00 on Aug 9, 2021

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

OwlFancier posted:

I think they start with really weird ideas of what "acceptable" body types are and then work backwards into concocting some fanfiction to link everything they don't like the look/thought of together.

Yeah it's like some weird Pliny the Elder observations except instead of making nonsense claims about medicine it's sex

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

I think they start with really weird ideas of what "acceptable" body types are and then work backwards into concocting some fanfiction to link everything they don't like the look/thought of together.

What's really impressive is they somehow manage to be more sexist and misogynist than if they just said, I dunno, "no fat chicks" or something.

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.


You telling me this ain’t a sex thing?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

GlobglogGroAbgalab posted:



You telling me this ain’t a sex thing?

If you squint this almost looks like a word. Someone needs to make this a font. Mandeville Serif or something

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

95% of of the time, anyone who designs a character in a fantasy videogame to look like their real body (or their desired/idealized version of it) is a giant dweeb and deserves nothing but mockery.

The other 5% is trans and gender-questioning people using it to explore gender stuff in a safe environment.

I will always make me me and I'll fight you in game with my katana +5 and forty wives

My avatar is how I looked from 2011 through the joys of Saints Row 2, thereby granting you vindication

I'll never idealise it though. People must suffer my appearance however it comes

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Songbearer posted:

I will always make me me and I'll fight you in game with my katana +5 and forty wives

My avatar is how I looked from 2011 through the joys of Saints Row 2, thereby granting you vindication

I'll never idealise it though. People must suffer my appearance however it comes

Wait, are you Johnny from Zybourne Clock?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Shaundi, please. That pimp had a family

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Brawnfire posted:

If you squint this almost looks like a word. Someone needs to make this a font. Mandeville Serif or something

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/roobeekeane/status/1274732198143365121?s=20

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wait, are you Johnny from Zybourne Clock?

[exhales cigar smoke that reads "songbearer" in cursive]

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

Sunswipe posted:

:kstare: Amazing. First few lines made me think this was gonna be a standard "no fat chicks" rant from some 300lb incel, but it's so much worse. Where do these chucklefucks get their ideas from?

Hentai, almost definitely.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Breetai posted:

See also the incel brand™ conspiracy theory that all girls gently caress dogs.

I'm sorry, what?

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Sunswipe posted:

I'm sorry, what?

Don't google "dogpilled"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I've heard that one before as well, a central element of their beliefs is that women, because of feminism, spend literally all of their time doing sex acts out of the cocaine fuelled imaginations of a 1970's porno director, or one of those italian movies about caligula or something, with an endless supply of horrible men who are actually the real women haters because they do the filthy sex with them, and they are too stupid to realise they need a Nice Guy to come and rescue them and put them in a good christian marriage (and do all his filthy sex stuff instead)

My mind is always drawn to the fascist idea where the enemy within is always the most cartoonishly evil and socially transgressive caricature possible, so it's actually very important that we kill them all.

The brain worms have eaten through the skull and are now the face is just a writhing ball of them.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 17:47 on Aug 8, 2021

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

jjack229 posted:

I'm confused. Is there time travel involved too or how is a person and their reincarnation existing at the same time?

Cool, I get to link one of my favorite short stories. The Egg, by Andy Weir

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Kurzgesagt also animated it, if its more to your liking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK_fRYaI

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Not necessarily an idiot on social media but idk where else to post something like this. Just goes in a direction I wasn't expecting.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

:wtfdude: :china:
:wtfdude: :ussr:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

:thejoke:

the USSR sent two dogs closer to space and brought them back safely than Bezos or Branson got before they sent up Laika. Neither of those dogs have ever been referred to as "The first dog in space."

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Skwirl posted:

:thejoke:

the USSR sent two dogs closer to space and brought them back safely than Bezos or Branson got before they sent up Laika. Neither of those dogs have ever been referred to as "The first dog in space."
Yeah, but Bezos' thing was the first matryoshka of penislike things to almost go into sorta space

So there's that

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Now I want a sequel to Cube where the Cube is just infinitely nested dicks.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

OwlFancier posted:

Now I want a sequel to Cube where the Cube is just infinitely nested dicks.

How would that work? A bunch of Dickbutts loving each other in an ouroboros?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

OwlFancier posted:

Now I want a sequel to Cube where the Cube is just infinitely nested dicks.
Phractal Phalluses

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Skwirl posted:

How would that work? A bunch of Dickbutts loving each other in an ouroboros?

A sounding toroid

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tosseract.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Since dickbutt's dick is in his butt he couldn't gently caress another dickbutt's butt, but he could suck the buttdick of the dickbutt in front of him. The legendary circlesuck.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Baron von Eevl posted:

. The legendary circlesuck.

I changed the thread title thirty seconds ago. The curse comes faster and faster.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


Alasdair is taking the piss, Craig is the sole idiot.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.



Just in case, Alasdair Beckett-King is a professional (and extremely funny) comedian, and that was irony.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

It seemed pretty clear based on the first tweet complaining about Amazon and capitalism.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Just in case, Alasdair Beckett-King is a professional (and extremely funny) comedian, and that was irony.

He might be professional but he sure isn't funny.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Just in case, Alasdair Beckett-King is a professional (and extremely funny) comedian, and that was irony.

Ah! I mostly just wanted to use the smilies in any case.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Biplane posted:

He might be professional but he sure isn't funny.

Tell me more of your objective opinions.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
There's been this thing on the forums of just blaming someone for being sarcastic when you can't recognize they're being sarcastic.

This is why I always post "op is not the idiot" when posting someone dunking on an IOSM.

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