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inferis
Dec 30, 2003

PostNouveau posted:

It's optional to quarantine if you're exposed to a positive case. I'm shocked the GOP hasn't started up on "it's discrimination to not let me covid positive kid go to school today"

testing isn’t mandatory

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


PostNouveau posted:

It's optional to quarantine if you're exposed to a positive case. I'm shocked the GOP hasn't started up on "it's discrimination to not let me covid positive kid go to school today"

it has always been optional, in this entire country :911:

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

euphronius posted:

no one knows what “quarantine” means

If a child is quarantined it means they can't go to school. They can still go have a sleepover or go to the grocery store with mom or whatever kids do now

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

euphronius posted:

no one knows what “quarantine” means

it's when McAfee catches the bad thing on my computer and why I tell my wife why my browsing history is flooded with porn

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Florida share of total U.S. Covid Hospitalizations: 23.7%

Florida Share of total U.S. Population: 6.47%

:eyepop:

hmm starting to think desantis' plan of "do everything wrong" might have been a bad idea

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Louisgod posted:

it's when McAfee catches the bad thing on my computer and why I tell my wife why my browsing history is flooded with porn

The BBC videos accidentally got on the computer

Goobish
May 31, 2011

Yeah I vaguely remember reading about a state that makes it optional to keep your covid positive kid home or not. I could have just seen this in one of my Hell dreams though?

Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.
it's easier to just not test so the student is never covid positive, I suppose

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

the whole COVID problem is really just a branding issue

im not brain damaged im braindicapable

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
couple new designs, i'll put em on the site if anyone wants them. I start a new job on the 30th(passed the drug test today, woo hoo!), thankfully, but my wife has to stop working because she wakes up violently retching and vomiting every single morning for the last month, and we can't afford to go to the doctor and now we're gonna miss a couple paychecks since she can't work anymore, and we have about a month of bills left in savings, so by the time my first check comes in we will be down to our last dollar. so yea, if anyone wants some new dumb buttons it sure would be a good time because things are pretty grim over here( as usual I guess )

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

euphronius posted:

no one knows what “quarantine” means

Quarantine means that Applebee's is closed

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Google Butt posted:

"now that's a real mask"

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
there's a decent conversation in d&d right now about pulling kids out of school just for lunch. it's honestly not a mitigation I thought about, but could totally do, so sharing here as well.

excited to see how the kids' school tells me to gently caress off!

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
Just wanted to share a story of what our house is currently going through in California.

My fiancée has two kids, 9 and 7 so unvaccinated. fiancée and I both got our 2nd Pfizer dose in April. The kids’ dad (and most of his family) are unvaccinated as they “””wait for more information.””” Surprise surprise, the kids’ aunt (dads sister) tested positive, as did he shortly after. He had the kids at the time. He was supposed to take them today to get tested, but he is now too sick to care for them. So my fiancée masked up with a P95 and took them to get tested. We can’t leave them with the dad for fear that they will catch Rona and get sick. We can’t keep them with us in case they are positive. So she is currently driving around town with the kids (still masked), waiting until 3pm so she can check into a hotel with them, and will have to remain masked the entire time.

also we’re getting married next month after postponing last year due to covid. lol

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires
Wait no I remember. Quarantines are those little shrimp things like they have at the buffet

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

fosborb posted:

there's a decent conversation in d&d right now about pulling kids out of school just for lunch. it's honestly not a mitigation I thought about, but could totally do, so sharing here as well.

excited to see how the kids' school tells me to gently caress off!

it'd be really situational
I mean the planning/cost to ship kids home and back again if they're not in walking distance would be wild to the point where they may as well only be going half days or not at all

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Illinois news, big JB appears to be flexing his muscle and just sanctioned the hell of an anti mask school. Said school is where the speaker of the houses kids go

My theory is it's an internal power struggle where the speaker and his caucus are being antivax on the sly

mastershakeman has issued a correction as of 20:08 on Aug 12, 2021

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

fosborb posted:

today was just jump start, so 3 hrs this morning and she's already home

picking her up, the first thing she says is "we had popcorn for snack!"

and my first thought was holy poo poo our kid ate in person with strangers before I did, and then, holy poo poo does she need a mask around us at home now? and now im literally sick to my stomach upset lmao school is going great!
motherfuuuuck.. 3 weeks away for me

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

can't tell this to my friends without starting poo poo so I will post it here.

My friend's wife rightfully made him quarantine away from them and their 1 yr old after he was a groomsman in a wedding last summer. That wife just went to Mexico for a bachelorette party. Open Biden.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fosborb posted:

there's a decent conversation in d&d right now about pulling kids out of school just for lunch. it's honestly not a mitigation I thought about, but could totally do, so sharing here as well.

excited to see how the kids' school tells me to gently caress off!

absolutely no way this is possible on any level at all, if they let individual parents do it all the time it'd cause a total clusterfuck at every lunch period and most schools have multiple lunch periods. if they had all kids go home it for lunch or do half days it would disrupt the parents' ability to be slaves for the rich and that is not an option. the only thing that will be allowed, is whatever allows parents to be back at work. nothing else matters

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

mastershakeman posted:

Illinois news, big JB appears to be flexing his muscle and just sanctioned the hell of an anti mask school. Said school is where the speaker of the houses kids go

I'm so loving jealous

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

empty whippet box posted:

couple new designs, i'll put em on the site if anyone wants them. I start a new job on the 30th(passed the drug test today, woo hoo!), thankfully, but my wife has to stop working because she wakes up violently retching and vomiting every single morning for the last month, and we can't afford to go to the doctor and now we're gonna miss a couple paychecks since she can't work anymore, and we have about a month of bills left in savings, so by the time my first check comes in we will be down to our last dollar. so yea, if anyone wants some new dumb buttons it sure would be a good time because things are pretty grim over here( as usual I guess )



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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

a) can you make order 2314 all magnets please

b) I couldn't find your new buttons on your website

c)I've mentioned it before, but if you change your meta data you get better seo

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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Spoondick posted:

i only use frozen brocolli for roasting or cream of broccoli soup

supply chain disruptions from delta are going to be common since labor is already tight and an outbreak in packaging production, food processing, distribution, wholesale and retail fucks up everyone else in the chain

yeah air fryer / convection toaster ovens make great frozen broccolli and cauliflower

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

fosborb posted:

today was just jump start, so 3 hrs this morning and she's already home

picking her up, the first thing she says is "we had popcorn for snack!"

and my first thought was holy poo poo our kid ate in person with strangers before I did, and then, holy poo poo does she need a mask around us at home now? and now im literally sick to my stomach upset lmao school is going great!

This is what happened when my kid went back last spring and I found out he had snack time with "plastic dividers" and I just kind of checked out and gave up worrying (the class then had a case in it 4 days after they'd returned). Just give them the best masks and assume everyone else will get exposed faster and the class quarantined before the kid gets it

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

turnip kid posted:

Things are going well in Palm Beach County. Got an automated call today to inform me my son's school, which just started this week, discovered its first case!

https://www.wptv.com/rebound/state-...iLYdnbOvo5cEeeM

Love my freedom-lovin' governor!

you know it's bad when they give raw numbers instead of percent of students in quarantine lol

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
https://www.mayoclinic.org/coronavirus-covid-19/map/nebraska

lmao at COVID being completely defeated by county borders on a map

82 counties in Nebraska have fully eradicated COVID with no new cases in the last 60 days

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Highbrow Slick posted:

Just wanted to share a story of what our house is currently going through in California.

My fiancée has two kids, 9 and 7 so unvaccinated. fiancée and I both got our 2nd Pfizer dose in April. The kids’ dad (and most of his family) are unvaccinated as they “””wait for more information.””” Surprise surprise, the kids’ aunt (dads sister) tested positive, as did he shortly after. He had the kids at the time. He was supposed to take them today to get tested, but he is now too sick to care for them. So my fiancée masked up with a P95 and took them to get tested. We can’t leave them with the dad for fear that they will catch Rona and get sick. We can’t keep them with us in case they are positive. So she is currently driving around town with the kids (still masked), waiting until 3pm so she can check into a hotel with them, and will have to remain masked the entire time.

also we’re getting married next month after postponing last year due to covid. lol

Should probably cancel that wedding until further notice my guy

Soap Scum
Aug 8, 2003



Highbrow Slick posted:

Just wanted to share a story of what our house is currently going through in California.

My fiancée has two kids, 9 and 7 so unvaccinated. fiancée and I both got our 2nd Pfizer dose in April. The kids’ dad (and most of his family) are unvaccinated as they “””wait for more information.””” Surprise surprise, the kids’ aunt (dads sister) tested positive, as did he shortly after. He had the kids at the time. He was supposed to take them today to get tested, but he is now too sick to care for them. So my fiancée masked up with a P95 and took them to get tested. We can’t leave them with the dad for fear that they will catch Rona and get sick. We can’t keep them with us in case they are positive. So she is currently driving around town with the kids (still masked), waiting until 3pm so she can check into a hotel with them, and will have to remain masked the entire time.

also we’re getting married next month after postponing last year due to covid. lol

maybe he should have """waited for more information""" about COVID-19 too before he got that huh

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


osprey posted:

i'm kind of afraid to eat processed food anymore. have noticed a general decline in quality control of a lot of stuff. huge sharp bones in frozen chicken nugs, rancid cheese on frozen pizza[quote]

over the past couple years i've encountered infinitely more bone bits in processed meat than ever before in my life. encountered rancid cheese for the first time too, in some pre-made shelf-stable food, and also encountered "boar taint" (lol) for the first time ever, and then two more times, and then I just stopped loving buying bacon

lol :d2a:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Ron DeSantis, thinking harder than he ever has before: "This is the libs fault"

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

jisforjosh posted:

https://www.mayoclinic.org/coronavirus-covid-19/map/nebraska

lmao at COVID being completely defeated by county borders on a map

82 counties in Nebraska have fully eradicated COVID with no new cases in the last 60 days

governor said no county level reporting if the county has less than 20,000 people, citing "privacy concerns" lmao

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



PostNouveau posted:

I'm shocked there aren't states making it "optional" to keep your kid quarantined if they're covid positive

Alberta is!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
when COVID is done, and we're all dead, I hope we at least all can say that we had a good time and learned alot

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

fosborb posted:

governor said no county level reporting if the county has less than 20,000 people, citing "privacy concerns" lmao

that dude is definitely running in 2024

weirdly Kimball county is reporting 362 per 100K infections, it only has 3000ish people

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

i think i remember hearing more than a year ago that kids were immune to covid so it makes sense to determine public policy based on that

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

synapse posted:

can't tell this to my friends without starting poo poo so I will post it here.

My friend's wife rightfully made him quarantine away from them and their 1 yr old after he was a groomsman in a wedding last summer. That wife just went to Mexico for a bachelorette party. Open Biden.

we have all been floating on this raft cast away at sea for nearly two years now. everyone is going to crack at some point lol

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
i just remembered that story about the kid coming home from school wearing another kid's mask

we're hosed lmao

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda



some bacteria have viruses embedded in their genomes, and use them to kill other bacteria

this is anologous to the symbiotic relationship of politicians and covid, which share a common goal of killing poor people

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SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

mod sassinator posted:

we have all been floating on this raft cast away at sea for nearly two years now. everyone is going to crack at some point lol

Man, I was fighting the urge to just send my kids back to school back in June, and then my 7 year old daughter had a nightmare that my 8 year old son died and she was all alone. I can't risk that.

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