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So, I assume this guy gets contracted by company's to deliver stuff VS being a Walmart truck driver or whatever. Who thr hell would want that parked outside their business, even if he's only contracted by them?
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 22:19 |
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At least that dude's like, having a good time with his eternal salvation and such. Most people in that boat don't.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 22:39 |
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Lol that the guy differentiates between algae and pond scum
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:21 |
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i saw this the other day; something about cuba and the leader being a murderer, i guess. they decided spray paint was the best method of application for their message. DicktheCat posted:Woody Woodpecker? Eddie's Auto Parts cardedagain fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Aug 12, 2021 |
# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:22 |
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Wait I can order angels around?
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:50 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Wait I can order angels around? You didn't know that? I've got a seraphim out picking up my dry cleaning right now.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:02 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Wait I can order angels around? Guys like that truck-fucker tend to have a very limited definition of "Human". Usually only people who are cis-white evangelical males qualify. And even if you qualify, the angels all look like identical white men, so it's not like you can have an orgy with them.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:43 |
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I mean the house kind of goes along with it but I think the car by itself fits.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 04:49 |
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I don't menstruate but I feel like bible pages would make terrible tampons. Bibles are usually the least absorbent books. She's really committed to the blasphemous arts, I guess
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 04:53 |
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there's a lot going on here they're not a joke. you don't make jokes about them, TLC Tuggers. blessed safety infowarriors this is just one bumper sticker, but lol keep Austin weird... mission accomplished edit: oh poo poo, one more. this one is powerful. Ror fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Aug 13, 2021 |
# ? Aug 13, 2021 05:35 |
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Ror posted:
Always a weird feeling when you recognize something in a thread. Have seen this driving around south Austin before but didn't have anyway to take a photo.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 05:40 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Guys like that truck-fucker tend to have a very limited definition of "Human". Usually only people who are cis-white evangelical males qualify. I mean... you could. Technically.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 12:56 |
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DicktheCat posted:I mean... you could. Technically. But then you would get sent to Hell for homosexuality since only cis white men can command angels and all the angels look like white men.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 13:36 |
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Ror posted:there's a lot going on here https://tlctugger.com/
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:13 |
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BRO Don't do it bro
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:18 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:BRO But what if I want a foreskin that hangs down to my toes? Isn't that the hot new fad? Just think of all the things I could hide in there!
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:42 |
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Ror posted:there's a lot going on here Can you imagine running into this person at a party? They must be utterly exhausting to be around.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:49 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:But what if I want a foreskin that hangs down to my toes? Isn't that the hot new fad? Use it on your balls is all I'm saying, leave dick alone.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:51 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Use it on your balls is all I'm saying, leave dick alone. Don't tell me how to live my life, narc. Some day I'm gonna have a foreskin so large and luxurious I'll be able to leap out of trees and float to the ground like a flying squirrel. Thanks, TLC Tugger©!!
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:06 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:BRO This almost looks like a conspiracy to trick men into circumcising themselves.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:12 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:This almost looks like a conspiracy to trick men into circumcising themselves. they suppress our medicine and feed us the "cure"
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:20 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:53 |
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President HEAVY DUTY lmao
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:55 |
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Man, I wish I cried cupcakes. 🧁 I guess it would make for awkward funerals.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 16:00 |
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Hirayuki posted:Man, I wish I cried cupcakes. 🧁 I guess it would make for awkward funerals. This man undoubtedly thinks Trump won 2020 (truck guy, not Bingbong)
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 16:05 |
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You know, this got me thinking. People who say "please help find a cure for stupid" probably think they're owning everyone, but if I saw a car that said "pray for a cure for irritable bowel syndrome" I would assume that the driver is among the afflicted
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 17:00 |
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Ute girls make do
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 17:26 |
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LET PRESIDENT TRUMP HEAVY DUTY My dude, his heavy duty time is when we got his best tweets, why would we stop him?
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 17:48 |
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Zil posted:I mean the house kind of goes along with it but I think the car by itself fits. What did Satan do anyway, outside of the apple incident which frankly was an accident waiting to happen.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 18:01 |
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Ror posted:there's a lot going on here I couldn't see it, but I knew it would be there. Far far right is the Harry Potter sticker
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 19:14 |
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StoryTime posted:What did Satan do anyway, outside of the apple incident which frankly was an accident waiting to happen. There really is no Satan as such in the Bible, there are some entities with similar themes that have essentially been conflated as one adversary, but this is not really textually supported.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 19:26 |
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I don’t think I’ve ever lived in a town that didn’t have at least one of these guys. I took these pictures of a car I used to see all the time driving around Tallahassee, back when I lived there: On the non-political side of this sort of thing, I also used to see this car occasional in my hometown:
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 20:18 |
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I'm not taking a pro-infant-circumcision stance here but I gotta imagine these guys got too much clipped off or something to obsess about it like they do
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 20:22 |
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The Bloop posted:I'm not taking a pro-infant-circumcision stance here but I gotta imagine these guys got too much clipped off or something to obsess about it like they do Hell I was circumcised twice and I don't go around with these bumper stickers, there is a particular version of brain worms that causes this I think.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 20:24 |
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The Bloop posted:I'm not taking a pro-infant-circumcision stance here but I gotta imagine these guys got too much clipped off or something to obsess about it like they do Trying to blame sexual dysfunction on something other than their hosed up brain or personality
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 20:25 |
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You have to have serious brain worms to think that putting a bunch of stickers and stuff on your car is going to help your political goals anyway.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 20:30 |
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Laocius posted:I don’t think I’ve ever lived in a town that didn’t have at least one of these guys. Interesting position calling the circumcised kilers and brain damaged while pledging fealty to a man who was circumcised.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 21:13 |
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Gutter Phoenix posted:But what if I want a foreskin that hangs down to my toes? Isn't that the hot new fad? Get a foreskin that hangs off your dick like a Portuguese fisherman's hat
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 21:22 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Interesting position calling the circumcised kilers and brain damaged while pledging fealty to a man who was circumcised.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 21:49 |
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Is... is that... Sonichu?
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 22:00 |