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So, I assume this guy gets contracted by company's to deliver stuff VS being a Walmart truck driver or whatever. Who thr hell would want that parked outside their business, even if he's only contracted by them?
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At least that dude's like, having a good time with his eternal salvation and such. Most people in that boat don't.
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Lol that the guy differentiates between algae and pond scum
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i saw this the other day; something about cuba and the leader being a murderer, i guess. they decided spray paint was the best method of application for their message. ![]() DicktheCat posted:Woody Woodpecker? Eddie's Auto Parts ![]() cardedagain fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Aug 12, 2021 |
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Wait I can order angels around?
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Johnny Walker posted:Wait I can order angels around? You didn't know that? I've got a seraphim out picking up my dry cleaning right now.
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Johnny Walker posted:Wait I can order angels around? Guys like that truck-fucker tend to have a very limited definition of "Human". Usually only people who are cis-white evangelical males qualify. And even if you qualify, the angels all look like identical white men, so it's not like you can have an orgy with them.
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I mean the house kind of goes along with it but I think the car by itself fits.![]()
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I don't menstruate but I feel like bible pages would make terrible tampons. Bibles are usually the least absorbent books. She's really committed to the blasphemous arts, I guess
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there's a lot going on here![]() they're not a joke. you don't make jokes about them, TLC Tuggers. ![]() blessed safety infowarriors ![]() ![]() ![]() this is just one bumper sticker, but lol ![]() ![]() keep Austin weird... mission accomplished edit: oh poo poo, one more. this one is powerful. ![]() Ror fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Aug 13, 2021 |
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Ror posted:
Always a weird feeling when you recognize something in a thread. Have seen this driving around south Austin before but didn't have anyway to take a photo.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Guys like that truck-fucker tend to have a very limited definition of "Human". Usually only people who are cis-white evangelical males qualify. I mean... you could. Technically.
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DicktheCat posted:I mean... you could. Technically. But then you would get sent to Hell for homosexuality since only cis white men can command angels and all the angels look like white men.
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Ror posted:there's a lot going on here https://tlctugger.com/
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BRO ![]() Don't do it bro
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LifeSunDeath posted:BRO But what if I want a foreskin that hangs down to my toes? Isn't that the hot new fad? Just think of all the things I could hide in there!
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Ror posted:there's a lot going on here Can you imagine running into this person at a party? They must be utterly exhausting to be around.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:But what if I want a foreskin that hangs down to my toes? Isn't that the hot new fad? Use it on your balls is all I'm saying, leave dick alone.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Use it on your balls is all I'm saying, leave dick alone. Don't tell me how to live my life, narc. Some day I'm gonna have a foreskin so large and luxurious I'll be able to leap out of trees and float to the ground like a flying squirrel. Thanks, TLC Tugger©!!
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LifeSunDeath posted:BRO This almost looks like a conspiracy to trick men into circumcising themselves.
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Yaldabaoth posted:This almost looks like a conspiracy to trick men into circumcising themselves. they suppress our medicine and feed us the "cure"
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() President HEAVY DUTY lmao
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Man, I wish I cried cupcakes. 🧁 I guess it would make for awkward funerals.
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Hirayuki posted:Man, I wish I cried cupcakes. 🧁 I guess it would make for awkward funerals. ![]() This man undoubtedly thinks Trump won 2020 (truck guy, not Bingbong)
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You know, this got me thinking. People who say "please help find a cure for stupid" probably think they're owning everyone, but if I saw a car that said "pray for a cure for irritable bowel syndrome" I would assume that the driver is among the afflicted
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Ute girls make do
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LET PRESIDENT TRUMP HEAVY DUTY My dude, his heavy duty time is when we got his best tweets, why would we stop him?
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Zil posted:I mean the house kind of goes along with it but I think the car by itself fits. What did Satan do anyway, outside of the apple incident which frankly was an accident waiting to happen.
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Ror posted:there's a lot going on here I couldn't see it, but I knew it would be there. Far far right is the Harry Potter sticker
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StoryTime posted:What did Satan do anyway, outside of the apple incident which frankly was an accident waiting to happen. There really is no Satan as such in the Bible, there are some entities with similar themes that have essentially been conflated as one adversary, but this is not really textually supported.
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I don’t think I’ve ever lived in a town that didn’t have at least one of these guys. I took these pictures of a car I used to see all the time driving around Tallahassee, back when I lived there: ![]() ![]() On the non-political side of this sort of thing, I also used to see this car occasional in my hometown: ![]()
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I'm not taking a pro-infant-circumcision stance here but I gotta imagine these guys got too much clipped off or something to obsess about it like they do
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The Bloop posted:I'm not taking a pro-infant-circumcision stance here but I gotta imagine these guys got too much clipped off or something to obsess about it like they do Hell I was circumcised twice and I don't go around with these bumper stickers, there is a particular version of brain worms that causes this I think.
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The Bloop posted:I'm not taking a pro-infant-circumcision stance here but I gotta imagine these guys got too much clipped off or something to obsess about it like they do Trying to blame sexual dysfunction on something other than their hosed up brain or personality
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You have to have serious brain worms to think that putting a bunch of stickers and stuff on your car is going to help your political goals anyway.
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Laocius posted:I don’t think I’ve ever lived in a town that didn’t have at least one of these guys. Interesting position calling the circumcised kilers and brain damaged while pledging fealty to a man who was circumcised.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:But what if I want a foreskin that hangs down to my toes? Isn't that the hot new fad? Get a foreskin that hangs off your dick like a Portuguese fisherman's hat
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Cthulu Carl posted:Interesting position calling the circumcised kilers and brain damaged while pledging fealty to a man who was circumcised.
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Is... is that... Sonichu?
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