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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

These colors don't run.
We just walk quickly away looking behind us.

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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

because a lot of them saw it as a way of saving themselves and their families

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/helenecooper/status/1426874216914333696?s=20

no bracelets

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

do you think there will be another "terrorist" "attack" soon

The Gulf isn't gonna Tonkin itself

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

do you think there will be another "terrorist" "attack" soon

Mr. Bush your CIA directing dad is dead and you're constitutionaly ineligible for a further term.

I wouldn't risk it.

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

do you think there will be another "terrorist" "attack" soon

we're bringing back the scaling color grade terrorist system under biden for sure

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Cpt_Obvious posted:

I'm curious as to how many private military contractors got caught with their pants down and stuck behind enemy lines. Where are they in the priority list of evacuees? Are they already gone?

gently caress em i hope they die

mercs are the absolute dog poo poo worst of the worst of humanity

absolute ghouls signing up so they can go shootup brown people with no repercussions they are way more evil than the taliban will ever be

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
lmaothat a country has like officials and ceremonies for ending and beginning war

loving dumb poo poo cargo cult country

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
buhhhhhhhhhhhh duhhhhhhhhhhhh the rules of imperialism are very important to our nation

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
what's the name of that sitcom where Hank from breaking bad hosts an Afghan refugee in his home while that creepy "anything is possible" music plays over the commercial?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Agrajag posted:

gently caress em i hope they die

mercs are the absolute dog poo poo worst of the worst of humanity

absolute ghouls signing up so they can go shootup brown people with no repercussions they are way more evil than the taliban will ever be

remember those corpses of mercs hanging from a bridge? i hope that happens to any and all mercs that get left behind in afghanistan

gently caress em all

Palladium
May 8, 2012

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Agrajag posted:

gently caress em i hope they die

mercs are the absolute dog poo poo worst of the worst of humanity

But muh enormous victimhood energy

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

paywalled unfortunately. i really want to know if theyre making people move around kabul wearing bracelets to mark them as collaborators or if they can just put em on right before they get in a queue.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/KarzaiH/status/1426922752674435084?s=20

"Following the departure of Mr. Ashraf Ghani and the responsible officials from the country, in order to prevent chaos and reduce the suffering of the people and to better manage the affairs related to peace and peaceful transfer of the Coordinating Council consisting of the esteemed Dr. Abdullah Abdullah, Chairman of the Supreme Council National Reconciliation, Jihadi leader Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, the Emir of Hezb-e-Islami Afghanistan and former President Hamid Karzai were formed. The council calls on the government security forces and the security forces of the Islamic Tehreek-e-Taliban (TTP) to resolutely curb the chaos and incitement of irresponsible and unrelated individuals while maintaining restraint."


Ghani flees into exile and Karzai is sitting on the Supreme Council of National Reconciliation.

He's outmaneuvered Ghani one last time. What a pro.

The Taliban should make him the Afghanistani Ambassador to the US. :d2a:


"Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" Zeppelin scene, only with "No Bracelet" instead of "No Ticket".

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Sad Billionaire posted:

paywalled unfortunately. i really want to know if theyre making people move around kabul wearing bracelets to mark them as collaborators or if they can just put em on right before they get in a queue.

quote:

KABUL, Afghanistan — As the Taliban stood at the gates of Kabul on Sunday, completing the near total takeover of Afghanistan two decades after the American military drove them from power, an eerie quiet that had enveloped the city in recent days transformed into chaos.

A frenzied evacuation of U.S. diplomats and civilians kicked into high gear, while Afghans made a mad dash to the banks, their homes and the airport. Crowds of people ran down the streets as the sound of gunfire echoed in downtown Kabul.

Helicopter after helicopter — including massive Chinooks with their twin engines, and speedy Black Hawks that had been the workhorse of the grinding war — touched down and then took off loaded with passengers. Some dispensed flares overhead, a new addition to Kabul’s skyline.

Those being evacuated included a core group of American diplomats who had planned to remain at the embassy in Kabul, according to a senior administration official. They were being moved to a compound at the international airport, where they would stay for an unspecified amount of time, the official said.

The tarmac of the airport was filled with a constellation of uniforms from different nations. They joined contractors, diplomats and civilians all trying to catch a flight out of the city. Those who were eligible to fly were given special bracelets, denoting their status as noncombatants.

For millions of Afghans, including tens of thousands who assisted the U.S. efforts in the country for years, there were no bracelets. They were stuck in the city.

Rumors abounded: The Taliban were in the city, or weren’t they? Were the Americans securing the palace?

The streets of the city were packed, and many shops were closed. Traffic barely moved.

At one bank in downtown Kabul, a mass of hundreds of people swelled outside, clambering to get in once doors opened. At one point, two men tried to climb a barred gate into the building.

At Abdul Haq Square in the center of the capital, five men who appeared to be Taliban fighters gathered as cars drove by showing their support for the militants.

Two other men, outside the American Embassy, said that they had just been freed by the Taliban from the giant Pul-e-Charkhi Prison.

On one street downtown, a pair of police officers said that they were readying for a fight with the Taliban and had changed into militia clothing. Another group of officers, none with weapons, seemed more curious about whether a house in the once coveted and protected green zone was now empty.

Some police officers appeared to have abandoned their usual checkpoints, leading to speculation that the government was no longer in control.

At a bus station in Kabul, members of the Afghan security forces were seen changing into civilian clothes as they waited for transport to their hometowns.

While President Biden has defended his decision to hold firm and pull the last U.S. troops out of Afghanistan by Sept. 11, his administration has become increasingly worried about images that could evoke a foreign policy disaster of the past: the fall of Saigon at the end of the conflict in Vietnam in 1975.

The swift advance of the Taliban has stunned many in the White House.

On Sunday, as a sense of panic gripped Kabul, guards at checkpoints inside the fortified green zone, who typically stop vehicles and check identity cards, lifted their metal barriers and waved all the cars through as the neighborhood drained of foreigners.

Convoys of armored vehicles raced to find safety in the headquarters of what had been the NATO center for its Operation Resolute Support. Others flocked to the Serena Hotel, a heavily fortified hotel popular among foreigners.

At the NATO center, military personnel handed out matchbox-size cardboard containers with ear plugs, and corralled people onto the helicopters. As the aircraft took off for the international airport, dozens of people evacuating got their last glimpses of the capital below — the fate of the city hanging in the balance.

Two Marines, standing by the tarmac at the Kabul airport, acknowledged that they were living a moment of history. A little earlier, they said, someone walked by after exiting one of the helicopters cradling a poorly folded American flag: It had just come down off the embassy.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

taliban are not great people, so i hear, there were probably people pretty excited at the idea of them not being in charge enough to side with the great satan. i don't really think i am a fan of those fundamentalist types either tbh

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

Atrocious Joe posted:

that part of liberal neocon twitter is saying the Taliban has no Afghan support and only exists because of Pakistan. Which was maybe true 20 years ago, before whole generations joined it as an anti-US occupation force.

https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/1426592898351607812?s=20

https://twitter.com/DastageerMuska/status/1426336789334220803?s=20

you fuckin rear end in a top hat prick the puppet government you supported was an extortion racket that raped children, provided little to no services, and abetted your murder of villages and weddings and innocent people. you had 20 years to do literally anything else!!!!!!!

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

scoping new digs in the green zone is a pretty good idea actually

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
mercs are troops that get paid in money instead of valour and thus have no shield against the hatred which should be the correct attitude towards all troops.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
https://mobile.twitter.com/rahmanrahmanee/status/1426887765849956357

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

fits my needs posted:

no bracelets

Soon no hands and no heads.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Tiler Kiwi posted:

mercs are troops that get paid in money instead of valour and thus have no shield against the hatred which should be the correct attitude towards all troops.

Regular troops also get money, college, and socialist healthcare for their whole lives

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://twitter.com/Natsecjeff/status/1426945987193577476?s=20

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1426948541273067529?s=20

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

mila kunis posted:

you fuckin rear end in a top hat prick the puppet government you supported was an extortion racket that raped children, provided little to no services, and abetted your murder of villages and weddings and innocent people. you had 20 years to do literally anything else!!!!!!!

you think people like here were ever capable of doing anything other than facilitate the american empire's goals of resource extraction for the sole benefit of america and nato?

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Sad Billionaire posted:

paywalled unfortunately. i really want to know if theyre making people move around kabul wearing bracelets to mark them as collaborators or if they can just put em on right before they get in a queue.

https://github.com/iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-chrome

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
https://twitter.com/warsnotover/status/1426888732653899783?s=20

THAT POOR loving LIBRARY

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Regular troops also get money, college, and socialist healthcare for their whole lives

and a discount at stores. america serves its heroic men and women in uniform only its best

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

good job CIA

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
Operation Hardcover was unsuccessful, but Operation Paperback is bringing every cowboy romance novel to Afghan women and children everywhere

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

lmao

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Operation Paperback was the mission to evacuate Nazi authors to write books about space programs, I think

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

just wall to wall atlas shrugged

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
My son killed himself after 6 tours in Afghanistan! i will never forget about the women and children he murdered!

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
america can't even do an evacuation of one city lol, nobody is gonna have the balls to ask the military what the gently caress they get paid the worlds largest budget to do

they couldn't even blow up the munitions lol

bad boys for life
Jun 6, 2003

by sebmojo
if the afghanis were vaccinated this wouldnt have happened says bidens press secretary in the future

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

the islamic caliphate of galt's gulch

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

BeefThief posted:

drat, i feel bad for the tens of thousands of people who worked with us who will undoubtedly be executed within the next week. between this and the abandonment of the Kurds a couple of years ago it should be clear that America still can't be trusted.

We'll see. There were fears of a bloodbath after South Vietnam fell too which never materialized.

Taliban announced general amnesty yesterday.

https://twitter.com/suhailshaheen1/status/1426605793923710981?s=19

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

R. Mute posted:

just wall to wall hentai

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lmao at that Sleepy Joe video bragging about the 300k well trained and well equipped "invincible" Central Government army.

It turned out to be a paper tiger, even more since most of the recruits was the classic "made up" recruits just so people could collect more money.

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