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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

zoux posted:

Pearls are a type of huge egg.



Believe swwivory

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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/joshchafetz/status/1425845525715193857?s=19

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



https://twitter.com/sidetalknyc/status/1425503969284067337?s=21

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/LL_CoolBeans/status/1425899395145375748?s=20

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Pig tools

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

impossiboobs posted:

I have pretty long nails, because they grow fast and they're pretty strong so I just let them. I get them caught on poo poo all the time and there is a feeling you get when it bends backwards that is hard to describe. Usually it doesn't break, but if it does, it's usually not far from where the nail separates from the nailbed. I have had a couple that have cracked further down and you pretty much just have to wait for it to grow out if you don't want to rip it off. You can patch it with nail glue to keep it from bending further and potentially making the crack bigger.

Thanks for this nightmare-inducing post.

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1426173709723779074?s=20

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/sexyfacts4u/status/1426369009646292995

https://twitter.com/DoSomeMolly/status/1426352173940572162

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Aug 14, 2021

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



https://twitter.com/jake_hanrahan/status/1426131780533358592?s=21

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://twitter.com/ericbrownzzz/status/1426235458057641988?s=20

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1426252504258400258?s=21

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/abegoldfarb/status/1426914140744998913?s=21

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016



Can’t visit the Kennedy center either

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/judeasspriest/status/1427062860551704581
https://twitter.com/tresdessert/status/1427228530551791621

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Aug 16, 2021

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
Something needs to be cut off, all right

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


"What's the punishment for not being rich?"
"Death (by starvation)."
"What's the punishment for eating the rich?"
"Death."
"HMMMMMMMM..."

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

There's a trick for getting them past the force field, but I've heard a few different takes on the best way to do it.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

OJ Simpson is right!

https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1427279615366676490

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/1427334076135006220

https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1427636676009107470

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Aug 17, 2021

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1427498520513327131

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

I wonder how many people are going to end up with third or fourth shots just because they lost their vaccine cards.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/PhillipMolnar/status/1427778046996611073

We should ban public comment at all levels of government

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

lmao I like how he paints a picture of a hellish future where your kids are asked how many vaccines they've had like that hasn't been the standard for decades.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/PhillipMolnar/status/1427778046996611073

We should ban public comment at all levels of government

Can someone put Rage Against the Machine as the background sound track?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

wtf

https://twitter.com/TheJewishDream/status/1427979088501919754

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/PhillipMolnar/status/1427778046996611073

We should ban public comment at all levels of government

Straight to the WWE

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


I beg your pardon.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Gaming the hate-click algorithm.


I hope.

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.
yeah I can't tell if I should take that at face value or if that's designed to make Israelis go "wait what"

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

It's a real moment for pointing out hypocrisy:

https://twitter.com/SunjeevBery/status/1428133093836083205?s=20

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
It's a shame that U.S. foreign policy never lived up to any of those ideals everybody always talks about this country being founded on. Or domestic policy.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

Mauser posted:

It's a shame that U.S. foreign policy never lived up to any of those ideals everybody always talks about this country being founded on. Or domestic policy.

Sometimes we do, most of the time we don't. It is a shame, but we have been slowly marching towards living more in line with those ideals, over the course of our history. Plenty of work yet to do.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/status/1428026723753463808

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

How are u posted:

Sometimes we do, most of the time we don't. It is a shame, but we have been slowly marching towards living more in line with those ideals, over the course of our history. Plenty of work yet to do.

Well, it varies. Inequality is higher than it has ever been, just because the super rich are so super rich.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Follow up on our valiant witch warriors:

https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1428734663493885962

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Real pot calling the kettle black energy here

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

username checks out

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Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
Like if you actually thought that stuff was real imagine the hubris to think you, a wine-mom from Oklahoma, could challenge a god.

Stay in your lane you, you're barely ready to tackle a local imam in spiritual battle.

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