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meet girls at the store: Nov 4, 2002

Rubby posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cYK4OYn.mp4

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:16

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:34

corona familiar: Aug 13, 2021

Rubby posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cYK4OYn.mp4

lol

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:16

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1427377485507932163?s=20

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:16

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

Pingui posted:

Too late, nothing to do now.

I like the part where they tut tut that scientists have been warning for months it would go endemic but you wouldn't have known that reading the NYT!

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

how�s everyone�s covid doing

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:17

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1427377485507932163?s=20

hey that just happens some times

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:17

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

mod sassinator posted:

covid thread: the documentary: the trailer, an adam curtis parody tribute
https://vimeo.com/586612480

haha ooo pretty good stuff

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:18

Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Rubby posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cYK4OYn.mp4

lmao

I was worried when the old thread disappeared that covid was over

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:19

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

meet girls at the store posted:

Actual interaction I witnessed at a pharmacy today:

Unmasked Man: �hi I�m here to get the vaccine, it�s my first dose�
Pharm Tech: �okay, unvaccinated people need to wear a mask though, I can offer you this surgical mask for use in the store�
Unmasked Man: �I�m vaccinated�

My mans got so used to lying about his vaccination status that he forgot to stop lying when he was getting the vaccine, he lied so many times that it�s a kneejerk response now

No no no

You misunderstand

He actually was vaccinated

He was trying to snag a third dose

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:20

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Steve Yun posted:

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1425680132799348745

Medical ethicists (such as Ezekiel Emanuel, who believes that human life should end at age 75)

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:22

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

Thinking about that Italian lady who got a whole vial of undiluted Pfizer. Truly a visionary ahead of her time

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:22

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Rubby posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cYK4OYn.mp4

lol

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:23

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Rubby posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cYK4OYn.mp4

god i loving love clone high

excellent work

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:24

Lovelyn: Jul 8, 2008; Eat more beans

My hospital moved up the vaccine deadline from early November to mid October. I contacted my union and they said they won't be fighting the mandate, and that exceptions will not be made for strongly held beliefs!

I wonder how many nurses and aides we're going to lose

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:24

Barry Soteriology: Mar 1, 2020

Lol at the Click and Clack list of names

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:24

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

inferis posted:

can we get the fake Adam curtis video in the op please?

more pls

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:27

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

There were two posts in the old thread with the timeline of the CDC mask burning party destroying the OSHA covid regulations, one of them is here. Where was the other one? Those should be preserved, with links.

I'm trying to write up a concise post with respirator info for the first page, something like the one I kept sharing for wildfire smoke. Toss me the sites that have been good for respirators recently, :rip:

industrialsafety.com.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:29

Clocks: Oct 2, 2007

I posted about once a month in the old thread so here's my post in this new thread.

My sis is supposed to be doing in-person schooling for uni (after 1.5 years of remote or whatever) but I can't see that ending well given what's happening with delta. At least she's an adult and this isn't like all the elementary/middle/high schools forcing unvaxxed kids to show up for no reason only to shut down a week later. It's honestly kind of mind-boggling how not one of them has just said gently caress it, remote learning again without infecting like 500 students first.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:29

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Just burn through the population and validate change is fixed.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:29

Bruce Hussein Daddy: Dec 26, 2005; I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

God drat it I had to go into work and missed the beginning of the new thread. Anyway:

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:30

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Rubby posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cYK4OYn.mp4

I'm sad that I can't share this with all my friends that like Clone High because I'd have to spend hours explaining the C-SPAM and D&D parts.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:31

Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

jetz0r posted:

There were two posts in the old thread with the timeline of the CDC mask burning party destroying the OSHA covid regulations, one of them is here. Where was the other one? Those should be preserved, with links.

I'm trying to write up a concise post with respirator info for the first page, something like the one I kept sharing for wildfire smoke. Toss me the sites that have been good for respirators recently, industrialsafety.com.

You mean this one? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3926175&pagenumber=6166&perpage=40#post515856329

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:31

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

Fleetwood posted:

more pls

c-spam film festival when

i can't work without a deadline

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:33

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Clocks posted:

I posted about once a month in the old thread so here's my post in this new thread.

My sis is supposed to be doing in-person schooling for uni (after 1.5 years of remote or whatever) but I can't see that ending well given what's happening with delta. At least she's an adult and this isn't like all the elementary/middle/high schools forcing unvaxxed kids to show up for no reason only to shut down a week later. It's honestly kind of mind-boggling how not one of them has just said gently caress it, remote learning again without infecting like 500 students first.

Because there is no support from above, every school principal or superintendent that stuck their neck out to do the right thing last year got cut down. So this time even if they know shits gonna get bad they feel they have to wait until it happens and then they can pull the trigger on remote.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:33

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

Kreeblah posted:

You mean this one? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3926175&pagenumber=6166&perpage=40#post515856329

this one too: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3926175&pagenumber=6162&perpage=40#post515845869

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:34

Pingui: Jun 4, 2006; WTF?

Reality starting to get a bit too spicy for CNN to keep propping up Biden:

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/08/16/politics/joe-biden-afghanistan-border-masks-covid-19/index.html posted:

Joe Biden is facing a crisis of competence
(..)
Remember back in May, Biden announced that the CDC had said vaccinated people no longer needed to wear masks indoors -- a development he described as a "great milestone?" Just two months later, however, Biden was forced to reverse himself amid a surge in cases caused by the Delta variant.

And while Biden was congratulating himself and the country this spring on the number of people who had been vaccinated against Covid-19, his administration came up short of its oft-stated goal of 70% of eligible adults with at least one shot of the vaccine by July 4.

To be clear: The rise of the Delta variant -- fueled by the still-unvaccinated and by many Republican governors refusing to follow guidance to mitigate the continued spread -- can't be laid entirely (or even mostly) at Biden's feet.

But there's no question that the dominant narrative of the late spring -- the Biden administration's competent management of a nationwide vaccine program and the retreat of the virus -- has taken a major hit.
(..)

Getting ahead of the blame game is probably a good idea, if you are CNN.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:34

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

man it sure sucks that quoting posts from the old thread is disabled because some dumbass gassed it

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:35

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Thoguh posted:

I'm sad that I can't share this with all my friends that like Clone High because I'd have to spend hours explaining the C-SPAM and D&D parts.

Just enjoy it on a level that only a few can appreciate

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:36

SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

Sunny Side Up posted:

Children are significantly more prone to Long Covid than adults

Wait, what did I miss? Study claiming the exact opposite just made the rounds in Danish media a few days ago. :lmao:

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:39

Rubby: Aug 31, 2002; <3 Louby

Thoguh posted:

I'm sad that I can't share this with all my friends that like Clone High because I'd have to spend hours explaining the C-SPAM and D&D parts.

LUCKY DUCKY! I still had AE open �\_(ツ)_/�

https://i.imgur.com/8UB61OB.mp4

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:41

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

everything Rubby goes in OP too gd it

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:42

Buffer: May 6, 2007; I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.

Rubby posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cYK4OYn.mp4

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:42

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Rubby posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cYK4OYn.mp4

New COVID thread hit the ground running.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:44

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

U-DO Burger posted:

man it sure sucks that quoting posts from the old thread is disabled because some dumbass gassed it

Lmfao who did that, was a jackass

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:45

cenotaph: Mar 2, 2013

Got my third dose today. Still have to act as if I'm not vaccinated at all. Good plan. Great country.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:46

Gio: Jun 20, 2005

i checked �no� on that box. they still gave me the shot, no questions asked.

moderna hit like a truck god drat

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:51

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Rubby posted:

LUCKY DUCKY! I still had AE open �\_(ツ)_/�

https://i.imgur.com/8UB61OB.mp4

Thanks.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:52

SporkOfTruth: Sep 1, 2006; this kid walked up to me and was like man schmitty your stache is ghetto and I was like whatever man your 3b look like a dishrag.

he was like damn.

Pingui posted:

Reality starting to get a bit too spicy for CNN to keep propping up Biden:

Getting ahead of the blame game is probably a good idea, if you are CNN.

if I had chris "the news Labrador" cillizza questioning my competence, I'd throw myself off a cliff :thunk:

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:53

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Gio posted:

i checked �no� on that box. they still gave me the shot, no questions asked.

moderna hit like a truck god drat

super-sized 100uG dose much better deal than Pfizer

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:53

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kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

*frantically searches for thread*

SNAP!CRACKL-!PING!

*finds new thread*

~IT'S-CO VID NINE-TEEN~

# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:53

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