Heath posted:

I shouldn't have clicked through

Teenagers posted:

QQ moar, game owns

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Trogdos! posted:

Tibalt posted:

The 72 is weirding me out. It's not divisible by 7, so it's not a default "football score" number, and I can't remember any famous blowout games with a score of 72-0. 10 touchdowns and a safety? 9 touchdowns where trump went for the extra point? Does 89 have special significance? 98? Or is it 7 touchdowns, extra point, and Trump gets a safety each time, with the last safety just being scored? But that can't be it, trump has the ball. Or maybe he's in the midst of his drive after the last safety and is pausing his run to mock Goodell. But why does Goodell look like that?

Tibalt posted:

Why is trump playing for the bills why is Goodell playing for the raiders why is stadium empty why why why wHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Johnny Walker posted:

dismas posted:

If you eat a fish pie and it gets you real high, that’s a moray

Elentor posted:

I imagine this guy

Loden Taylor posted:

dude's got a brain like a 1980s text adventure parser

>e

Kitchen
Nick is here. "Good morning," he says.

>good morning

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

>say good morning

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

>say "good morning nick"

Nick smiles. "I brought you some chicken." He thrusts a platter of chicken meat at you.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://twitter.com/ErikPetersen/status/1427059690219859968?s=19

ieatsoap6 posted:

its for getting head

Pile Of Garbage posted:

C-SPAM is thatta way->

Platystemon posted:

It’s in the opposite direction from the pile of garbage.

Checks out.

Precise1 posted:

Why don't you go ahead and update yourself to version 7 and while you're loving at it why not stop loading songs onto my overpriced mp3 player and, Jesus Christ, why not just for the hell of it simultaneously spam some goddamn images of CDs you want me to buy, and then why not loving install Quicktime too while you're in there rear end raping my computer, because god knows we all need a 70 (seventy! gently caress) megabyte video player? gently caress. Where do I sign up?!!

I tunes, the worthless piece of poo poo unemployed roomate of a program you wish would stop sealing your food, drinking your beer, and stabbing you in the face. But hey, it's freeware written by trendy fucks from california.

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EorayMel posted:

Never thought I'd see a ban over iTunes (or I tunes, either or) of all things but I digress.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

70 megabytes!

zedprime posted:

Everybody thought I was a fool for buying a Soundblaster in 2004 but I had the last laugh when I hooked my iPod up with the FireWire port and loaded a bunch of Swedish death metal to sneakily listen to in study hall.

What I'm trying to say is 2006 was a different time so I don't think we should hold it against OP.

Biplane posted:

2006 is so long ago I have lost the ability to remember that far back, deep into the Before Times

Kheldarn posted:

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Amoeba102 posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

I remember it, but my brain subconsciously processes every memory in jerky black & white with tinny piano music playing in the background

christmas boots posted:

It’s weird how no one spoke back then and sometimes these weird title cards would just pop out.

Dareon posted:

*performs a comically overexaggerated shrug*

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Front Page?"
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Dareon posted:

*performs a comically overexaggerated shrug*

pre:

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christmas boots posted:

spanakopita posted:

That is exactly what happened. Hell, I was lurking for years before I bought an account. I turned to my wife and said, you know who can help with this? The pig balls website.

Still in 4H. In Serengeti now. Supposedly there's a mechanic at the gas station. That's tomorrow's problem.

Thanks!

tight aspirations posted:

spanakopita posted:

Help me Goons!

I'm on safari in Ngororgoro crater and I'm having trouble shifting.
When I'm in 4x4 everything works fine.

When I put the 4x4 in neutral and try to shift using the regular transmission, I can let the clutch all the way out and nothing engages. Don't move.

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/q3nlpcM.mp4

coupedeville posted:

I always wondered why kobe beef was so expensive.

devmd01 posted:

No no no, Kobe beef is transported in helicopters.

Snuff Melange posted:

I've been occasionally sipping this hellbrew of my own design; trying to emulate lean like all the cool rappers do. It's all mixed up in an emptied, washed Nyquil bottle, and the solution contains 44mg of Kava per 30 mL, 2g Kratom per 30 mL, is 10% alcohol by volume, and mixed with corn syrup and food dye.

This makes it usable like people use lean, just pour 30mL into a juice drink (for some reason it fizzes heavily in carbonated soda, unfortunately), and sip to enjoyment. I think the blend hits pretty great, tbh. I even made a fake Wockhardt label with the Kava and Kratom listed as active ingredients instead of codeine and all that good stuff.

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Tunicate posted:

Kratom is the one where people ended up eating so much shredded leaf matter that they'd destroy a normal toilet and were sneaking into construction site portatoilets right?

Tunicate posted:

Kratom is the one where people ended up eating so much shredded leaf matter that they'd destroy a normal toilet and were sneaking into construction site portatoilets right?

Frog Act posted:

Man that's more expensive than just doing actual heroin

SimonChris posted:

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Carthag Tuek posted:

snuff melange indeed

GWBBQ posted:

but being 6'8" and 280-300lb for years

LifeSunDeath posted:

get vaccinated, you goddamn goons.

Platystemon posted:

M’derna

IUG posted:

Glad to hear the height reduction surgery helped you.

Vindolanda posted:

These things can go too far. Everything in moderation, particularly if you end up with a BMI of 28,000.