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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Summerslam 2021 Saturday Edition: Dolls Wink, Needles Move
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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


 God drat I think that was even shorter than 18 seconds.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Oh good Corey is back

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Look, the people don't want to see Becky Lynch vs. Bianca Belair, they want Jinder dammit.

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

 Man they really Kofi'd Bianca didnt they?

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
This match should have been the squash with Drew winning.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Silly Burrito posted:

Look, the people don't want to see Becky Lynch vs. Bianca Belair, they want Jinder dammit.

I want to see Drew actually murder Jinder with the sword

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Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
I guess they ruined 3 wrestlers - Carmella, Becky, and Bianca. loving impressive work

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/1429253378589151236?s=21


lmao

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Why hasn't Drew stabbed Jinder yet?

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I don't like Drew anymore, I'm all aboard Jindermania 2.0

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lmao, this match is the one getting time.

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Hirez posted:

I don't like Drew anymore, I'm all aboard Jindermania 2.0
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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Oh god I forgot she said the "tear down the house" line... that makes it woooorse >_<


We had to watch Corbin and Sheamus put people into rest holds for 15 mins each but Becky vs Bianca was 10 seconds.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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Hirez posted:

I don't like Drew anymore, I'm all aboard Jindermania 2.0

There was a 1.0?

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Silly Burrito posted:

There was a 1.0?

yea when WWE got conned by India click farm google results and thought India loved WWE

e: Jindermania 2.0 is over :smith:

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
God I'm so jealous of Jerusalem now.... why didn't I go with him

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Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
lol jinder got squashed

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

 boy, that sure did have a reason to exist

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Literally just switch the match times for Becky/Bianca and Jinder/Drew.

M'kay, so Drew just committed attempted murder.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 I swear this is the worst Summerslam ever.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 VEER

SHANKY

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 I think it's wrong to slay Shanky with a sword

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

 gently caress THIS

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Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


 Okay ummm...what was the point of the sword vs goons match? The sword never came into the match and the goons showed up anyways

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Kirios posted:

I swear this is the worst Summerslam ever.

We haven't gotten to the goldberg match yet

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 oh god we still have nikki a s h

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Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


 Lol "it's always about burying your rivals"

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Ahahah oh gently caress I forgot about this match.

Can't wait for Nikki ASH to capitalize and pin someone after they slip on a banana peel.

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sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
please have charlotte win

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ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

sonicice posted:

please have charlotte win
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Renaissance Spam posted:

Okay ummm...what was the point of the sword vs goons match? The sword never came into the match and the goons showed up anyways

The sword is a stand-in for Drew's penis.

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Blaise330 posted:

We haven't gotten to the goldberg match yet
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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Show ends in 65 mins and theres 4 matches left

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Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
 Drew "Boyfriend Dungeon" McIntyre

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

 What does A.S.H. stand for?

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

Silly Burrito posted:

The sword is a stand-in for Drew's penis.

drew calls his dick "angela"?

weird, but ok i dig it

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

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sonicice posted:

please have charlotte win
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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
The Goldberg match might just be better than the Becky/Bianca match from tonight.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Big Queefy posted:

What does A.S.H. stand for?

Almost. A. Superhero.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 i cannot loving believe they loving kofi'd bianca with becky

just

:psypop:

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