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Prokhor Zakharov posted:what in the gently caress lol keithy george posted:Bruce Pritchard gives the speech about “they can’t win in their home town because people watch all over the world”, then the product is watching promos about the Idaho Buckledome and the Kansas Antelopes while we salute the American flag. Those were fun because I didn't travel much as a kid or teenager so I got to see and hear about the rest of the country.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 10:17 |
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Tampa Bae posted:Watching that is one of my first childhood memories of wrestling and my mom banned it in the house until my dad started sneaking VHS tapes his cousin made copies of the PPV with Austin and Mike Tyson fighting. Mrs. Tampa Bae's Mom: I don't get it, I made them associate the Bible with a negative and somewhat traumatic memory and for some reason they didn't become more religious as a result? That wrestling must be to blame!
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 10:48 |
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Jerusalem posted:Mrs. Tampa Bae's Mom: I don't get it, I made them associate the Bible with a negative and somewhat traumatic memory and for some reason they didn't become more religious as a result? That wrestling must be to blame! Hope that sanitary worker made his kids very happy that day because it hadn't even been opened
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 11:03 |
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J...Jesus..... Yeah I was goofing around but.... drat dude.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 11:04 |
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Jerusalem posted:J...Jesus.....
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 11:20 |
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You're good people, Tampa Bae
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 11:50 |
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Tampa Bae posted:Wait until you hear the story about how my dad won an N64 from a local fox station's Simpson's trivia contest and my mother made me hand it to a very confused garbage truck driver. I had to throw out all my RPG books (which I had spent ~all my summer job and whatever money on all my life until that point as a teenager) because some Jehovah's Witnesses insisted that they were satanic. When I tried to point out that some of them extremely were not because they were standard sci-fi stuff, they switched to "yeah well they feature a future where Armageddon hasn't come to pass so they're sinful as well plus these games force you to adopt a persona that's not yours and that's disrespectful to Jehovah". So I feel you. loving religious yahoos.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 12:03 |
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Steve Austin's most famous promo "Hey folks! I'm taking my King of the Ring crown to watch the Packers here in Milwaukee, Wisconsin!"
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:20 |
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Endless Mike posted:Steve Austin's most famous promo "Hey folks! I'm taking my King of the Ring crown to watch the Packers here in Milwaukee, Wisconsin!"
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:26 |
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Booker T must be angling for a contract from WWE or something, that's the only reason I can see for him having such an incredibly stupid take on Punk's promo Like, even Jim Cornette, a man whose career at this point is literally "poo poo on anything AEW does", had high praise for both the promo and how AEW executed Punk's return
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:39 |
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Tampa Bae posted:That's a Mick Foley promo and he's the only guy who could ever get away with that kind of pandering OH MY GOD THAT PHOTO BOOK THAT'S- THAT'S MANKINDS TRAVEL ALBUM
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:40 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Booker T must be angling for a contract from WWE or something, that's the only reason I can see for him having such an incredibly stupid take on Punk's promo
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:43 |
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Booker pretty much always goes to extremes to be contrarian to any anti-WWE position. It's really obvious what he does. Every once in awhile he'll shock you by changing it up, but it's rare.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:31 |
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Pylons posted:"But me, I’m always telling it like it is, y’all know that…and I’m gonna tell it like it is on this one right there as well." Why is it that the "telling it like it is" people never actually tell it like it is?
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:38 |
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Booker has to tap dance twice as much ever since Mark Henry left, it's really quite sad. Look at the stress on his ankles.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:15 |
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To Booker there's nothing Punk could've done that would've been acceptable. Punk didn't address WWE by name, and talked around them aside from IIRC one line about mentioning the place that got him sick. How else are you supposed to talk about your career?
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:26 |
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sleepwalkers posted:To Booker there's nothing Punk could've done that would've been acceptable. Punk didn't address WWE by name, and talked around them aside from IIRC one line about mentioning the place that got him sick. How else are you supposed to talk about your career? You’re supposed to acknowledge that WWE made it possible for the fans to pay for your house and that you’d be an absolute nothing, just a total nobody going nowhere without Vince’s support for all those years, duh.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:29 |
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Speaking about Black's release on the Hall Of Fame podcast, Booker noted: "You can't give a guy intro, give him a black gimmick, a dark robe, and go out there and become a star." Saying that while the entrance looked cool, [he mimicked Aleister Black's entrance], he added, "...you just can't get that gimmick and think because of the smoke and mirrors, you're going to go out there and get over." Booker T added, ""Aleister Black is a good worker, but I'm looking for [a] guy that's 'talent'. I'm looking for [a] guy that's going to go out and do things totally different than everybody else on the roster." He noted talked about Black's MMA attire, his martial arts background and the Black Mass for the finisher. "I get it," he said. "But, for me, Aleister Black was a guy that didn't set himself apart from the rest of the guys in the locker room."
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:32 |
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Dutch satanist kickboxer too generic.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:33 |
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I get what he's doing here but it's really funny to hear that from a guy that had the like fifth WWE king gimmick for several years in two companies
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:35 |
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Booker T should go back in time and stay there.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:37 |
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Karma Tornado posted:I get what he's doing here but it's really funny to hear that from a guy that had the like fifth WWE king gimmick for several years in two companies It's especially funny to hear from a guy who was an active wrestler at the same time as goddamn Ministry Undertaker.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:39 |
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Booker T was my favorite wrestler growing up (I quit watching wrestling completely for a few years when HHH beat him at Mania) and it honestly breaks my heart to see some of his current takes on things. Does he honestly think CM Punk should have started talking about Chicago landmarks for a cheap pop? Or is he just saying that because he wants to get in the good graces of WWE Management? Either way, this sucks.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:40 |
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Big case of the olds from Booker these days. Like either he's saying poo poo to produce clicks or he's completely detached not only from reality but also the truth of his own career.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:50 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Booker T was my favorite wrestler growing up (I quit watching wrestling completely for a few years when HHH beat him at Mania) and it honestly breaks my heart to see some of his current takes on things. no he honestly is hurt by cm punk not being happy with the company that treated him poorly because thats bookers company too and those types of things hurt his feelings but the only alternative he can come up with is "hey local thing we all like, right? yeah!" because he's been brain poisoned by vince mcmahon and it sapped all his creativity
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:53 |
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I am far too lazy anbd not brain damaged enough to look up Booker T in TNA but he was there during Russo's run so the chance of him not cutting a promo talking about WWE is zero.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:55 |
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Punk literally looked into the camera and said he was wrestling Allin on Sept 5 LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW! But he never set up any program.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:55 |
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Trips was right to bury Bad Brain Booker
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 15:57 |
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Gaz-L posted:Punk literally looked into the camera and said he was wrestling Allin on Sept 5 LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW! But he never set up any program. That could mean anything
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 16:01 |
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Let's be honest here. Booker T's been a grumpy old man for hate-clicks for years at this point. Him saying all this about Punk's return isn't surprising.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 16:10 |
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Pinche Rudo posted:Trips was right to bury Bad Brain Booker He was not Both can suck
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 16:32 |
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I love that all the WWE supporters, and even Booker T, end up referencing The Rock, Stone Cold, people from over two decades ago. Why doesn't he give this advice to the new WWE stars? Roman Reigns should have come out and talked about the Empire State Building. Then the crowd would all applaud and start having a party.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 17:08 |
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Shucky, ducky and indeed quack, quack.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 17:55 |
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keithy george posted:I love that all the WWE supporters, and even Booker T, end up referencing The Rock, Stone Cold, people from over two decades ago. Why doesn't he give this advice to the new WWE stars? Roman Reigns should have come out and talked about the Empire State Building. Then the crowd would all applaud and start having a party. Because not even WWE supporters think the current wrestlers are actually stars.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 18:15 |
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Shinjobi posted:He was not it all lends support to the theory that triple h is a time traveler who is trying to save the future of wrestling. we may not understand a lot of the moves he's making now, but in 30 years, we'll wish we supported him more. also it will turn out that hhh sent the fruit basket to his younger self
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 18:16 |
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It's like, OK, everyone does talk about WWE when they come to AEW, but AEW's strength is as a place where you can decide to talk about what you want and be real, and surprise surprise, everyone who leaves that insane abusive hell cult has some poo poo to say about it. What're you gonna do?
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 18:22 |
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"Here I am after a 7 year absence due to burnout and mistreatment, but oh boy I sure am lucky that I worked for a big media corporation! They sure did give me a boost to my notoriety! You guys should watch it, it's pretty cool. They have a winking doll and a gladiator man and a drip stick, and way shorter matches than we have here! I know I'm here in AEW now but you should really give Vince a chance! In fact I think I'll go back there, this place sucks! Also you should go check out that big weird bean in the park downtown, it's crazy!"
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 19:40 |
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keithy george posted:I love that all the WWE supporters, and even Booker T, end up referencing The Rock, Stone Cold, people from over two decades ago. Why doesn't he give this advice to the new WWE stars? Roman Reigns should have come out and talked about the Empire State Building. Then the crowd would all applaud and start having a party. there are zero new wwe stars lol
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 19:48 |
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Old has beens clinging to the past, never in my wildest imagination
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 19:57 |
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Punk should have given a shout out to the Bean
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