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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

couple of army forklift drivers certified on corpse loads

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

[in an extreme chud and liberal blended voice] how can China keep lying like this

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

McCracAttack posted:

I'm back in that strange place where chit-chat has sorta dried up because everyone now falls into two categories:
  • They're taking the pandemic seriously and when you say "So what have you been up to?" the conversation is depressing.
  • They're not taking the pandemic seriously and when you say "So what have you been up to?" the conversation is horrifying.

"Me and your dad are at the beach with [friends]. Wanted to let you know your cousin in the hospital with covid has died."

:crackping:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1430157176635547648

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

turd in my singlet posted:

The NYT was started bc some rich psychopath was pissed the big New York newspaper at the time kept publishing editorials by Karl Marx, iirc. It's always been an agent of class warfare

some of the NYT’s greatest hits

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/WMCActionNews5/status/1430205837335744514?s=20

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I'm pretty sure chuds would love the genocide of intellectuals in florida.

but when it came to the forced plantation labor they'd be all no not like that!

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Closed until ….. August 30 . They took the rest of the week off

bad boys for life
Jun 6, 2003

by sebmojo

Trump was right, its going to be gone by easter, fauci once again backs Trump!

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002

tenderjerk posted:

Got a notice that 3 people in my office are covid positive

Suddenly me making a big stink to HR last month about "my immunocompromised health" and being granted full wfh doesn't sound so dumb

Permanent wfh? My HR department doesn’t know what to do with my immunocompromised rear end because they desperately want to put an end date on any wfh agreement and nobody knows what to write on the form.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Didn't he say that last year?

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

Rynn posted:

some of the NYT’s greatest hits



this has the same energy as looking back on when RDJ did blackface in Tropic Thunder and crack pinging over what tHE gently caress was going on in this country

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
horsepital

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

keeping those goals aspirational I see

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Shifty Pony posted:

we totally could have sold young kids on the idea of everyone wearing a mask as it being a year of astronaut/submarine school.

basically what pediatric hospitals do to make kids cool about getting CT and MRI scans:



remote school and harder quarantines too--ok kiddos we're going to play a game called "travel to mars", it's 8 months indoors!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Golli posted:

E-2 infantry troop with basic training first aid course

"you boys are tire air pressure specialists, right?

well, lungs work the same way"

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Iron Crowned posted:

Didn't he say that last year?

he's going to say the same thing August of 2022 as well

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Koirhor posted:

our thread MRI tech should do this to their work environment to spruce it up a bit

any MRI techs who read this thread would paint the machine to look like goatse :getin:

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Korean Boomhauer posted:

horse piss stall

Testvan
Nov 10, 2003

meet girls at the store posted:

Permanent wfh? My HR department doesn’t know what to do with my immunocompromised rear end because they desperately want to put an end date on any wfh agreement and nobody knows what to write on the form.

I recommend Jan. 1 2599

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

mod sassinator posted:

any MRI techs who read this thread would paint the machine to look like goatse :getin:

I would find any excuse to go head first into one of those MRIs

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

"you boys are tire air pressure specialists, right?

well, lungs work the same way"

https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1430207666018820102?s=20

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

goth smoking cloves posted:




Logged into twitter for the first time in a while...
lmao

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

just laughing forever that china beat down the delta variant surge in a month without skipping a beat in its economy or killing tons of people (maybe any people? their delta surge was a total of like 1000 cases)

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
More and more people are voluntarily going back to the office at my work and it is rapidly getting to the point where me not going in is becoming a thing that's gonna impact my career at least in the short term. Pisses me off because no one is required to come in and we have company issued computers and a simple and effective VPN system. They all just can't sit at home!

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
Hmm we looked everywhere, no more covid!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
little plane is yelling and smiling and crawling around the house at full speed.

his nose is stuffy still but he's completely recovered from the weekend otherwise and I am feeling deep relief, esp. as schnorkwife is not quite bedridden but is moving pretty slow.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Everyone is gonna catch it by October so he is right.

Impotence
Nov 8, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

Rynn posted:

some of the NYT’s greatest hits



this seems pretty accurate if you work in either tech or finance? i mean who else would be reading a Paid Subscription News

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

They usually move the goalposts a couple of months at a time, so the projections for fall/winter must be loving dire.

lol

lmao

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/DeclanMcmurphy/status/1430206133613076487?s=19

:allears:

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

:drat:

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Biowarfare posted:

this seems pretty accurate if you work in either tech or finance? i mean who else would be reading a Paid Subscription News

If you work for a FAANG or directly on Wall Street, maybe.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Thoguh posted:

More and more people are voluntarily going back to the office at my work and it is rapidly getting to the point where me not going in is becoming a thing that's gonna impact my career at least in the short term. Pisses me off because no one is required to come in and we have company issued computers and a simple and effective VPN system. They all just can't sit at home!

My wife has been back in the office one week a month since November because she runs the help desk at a law firm and old attorneys are loving insane and insist on being in person and having staff in the office.

The week after Labor Day, she and everyone else is expected back in full time and they're outright refusing to alter that schedule in any way. lmao

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Nothus posted:

They usually move the goalposts a couple of months at a time, so the projections for fall/winter must be loving dire.

lol

lmao

They're so dire in Ontario it's being openly covered up and the doctors that did the projections are quitting because they don't want all that death on their hands I guess?

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

Asproigerosis posted:

I'm pretty sure chuds would love the genocide of intellectuals in florida.

but when it came to the forced plantation labor they'd be all no not like that!

“intellectuals in Florida.”

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


spring of what year?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:thunk:

https://twitter.com/ValleyReporter/status/1430209209652727809

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McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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