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cr0y posted:Remember tiger king that poo poo was dope. That part of covid was fun like yoo we all on forced vacation let's talk about Joe exotic I liked that era because it felt like anything was possible, now it's just a tedious series of reminders on america's broken brains
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:turns out the reason our office implemented a mask policy again on Monday was because THERE’S A HUGE OUTBREAK IN THE BUILDING WITH FOUR OF THE SEVEN DEPARTMENTS HAVING SO MANY CASES THEY’RE STRAIGHT UP CLOSED Yeah all the people going out with covid hr is blasting the emails to supervisors about CONFIDENTIAL HIPAA DO NOT DIVULGE. Thankfully we have possible way to determine all our coworkers are out for 2 weeks for a mysterious reason after they've spent the past year proudly saying they will never get your biden dog vaxx.
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Aug 26, 2021 14:51
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VomitOnLino posted:Not just that they (HR) are also exceedingly lazy, inefficient, craven and stupid. We didn't have a local HR person for about 2 years, after the old one got promoted to the parent company after 25 years. For all this time, our HR was now located 300 miles away. A couple months ago, we got a local one. I think all she does is run around and gossip with the other people who's jobs are mostly worthless, like the receptionist, sales, and accounting. We've had a couple new hires recently, and for each of them she's sent out an information sheet on them. This sheet is like something you'd give a middle school student at the beginning of the year, right down to the weirdly childish formatting for a manufacturing facility. She's also been codifying certain policies that were just sorta a couple lines in the handbook. Every one of them is badly worded. I recall some smarter goon than I, in some long lost thread saying that people who go into HR as a career majored in high school, and goddamn if it isn't obvious with this one.
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:I liked that era because it felt like anything was possible, now it's just a tedious series of reminders on america's broken brains 
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Aug 26, 2021 14:52
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Asproigerosis posted:Yeah all the people going out with covid hr is blasting the emails to supervisors about CONFIDENTIAL HIPAA DO NOT DIVULGE. Thankfully we have possible way to determine all our coworkers are out for 2 weeks for a mysterious reason after they've spent the past year proudly saying they will never get your biden dog vaxx. our adjacent department is all out? At the same time? off vacation season? unannounced? literally a week after schools opened up? wonder what could have possibly gone on there 
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Aug 26, 2021 14:52
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How long should I keep the leaches attached to get all the COVID out?
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Aug 26, 2021 14:54
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Just listened to a guy in a lab coat who says we should all just raise our core body temp up to ~39C to wake up our interferons, sounds legit. E: F to C
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nomad2020 posted:Just listened to a guy in a lab coat who says we should all just raise our core body temp up to ~39C to wake up our interferons, sounds legit. if only some intrepid nation were developing a secret microwave gun that could warm up our insides
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Aug 26, 2021 14:56
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nomad2020 posted:Just listened to a guy in a lab coat who says we should all just raise our core body temp up to ~39C to wake up our interferons, sounds legit. googling how long will it take my sous vide to warm up a bath
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Aug 26, 2021 14:57
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Phigs posted:Is anyone's brain increasingly doing this thing where the desire to see an end to human suffering is fighting with the desire to see humanity just burn to the loving ground already? Like your empathy for people is making you hate them? Save your empathy for the people close to you who you love, you'll just get burned out trying to have any empathy for the big dumb mass of spiteful brain-dead humanity that is 90% of Americans
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Aug 26, 2021 14:59
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vaxxers broken on the wheel of logic  
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Aug 26, 2021 14:59
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It stinks there aren't more old judges like that Kentucky one who was slapping ankle monitors on people breaking quarantines. A decade ago and you probably have a bunch of them that remember classmates with polio and god knows what else and are going to be extremely serious about enforcement. C'est la vie
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Aug 26, 2021 15:00
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Iron Crowned posted:We didn't have a local HR person for about 2 years, after the old one got promoted to the parent company after 25 years. For all this time, our HR was now located 300 miles away. Yeah sounds about right. I mean I try to be kind as we sort of all are in the same (paycheck-to-paycheck) boat, but at the same time they often add so much extra misery to everyones life. However, I think the real problems start when the company and thus the HR department grows bigger and they gain real clout. Then you see the proper kafkaeque poo poo
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Aug 26, 2021 15:01
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first positive case at the office in months today lmao only 5 people in this building wear masks
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Aug 26, 2021 15:02
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August 25, 2021: Of the 216 new COVID-19 cases today, 174 (81%) were unvaccinated, 11 (5%) were partially vaccinated and 31 (14%) were fully vaccinated. August 24, 2021: Of the 139 new COVID-19 cases today, 114 (82%) were unvaccinated, 9 (7%) were partially vaccinated and 16 (11%) were fully vaccinated. August 20, 2021: Of the 244 new COVID-19 cases today, 183 (75%) were unvaccinated, 11 (5%) were partially vaccinated and 50 (20%) were fully vaccinated. seems bad
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Aug 26, 2021 15:02
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Max Titers update: got Pfizer 3 yesterday at 5pm, not a single side effect today other than a sore arm. Worst of it yesterday was kinda feverish and just a bit bleh until bedtime and that was the end of it, A++++ would boost again.
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Aug 26, 2021 15:03
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Asproigerosis posted:Half my mri dept is out with covid. By some weird coincidence every single person in the mri dept that didn't get vaccinated is out with covid. make that money
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Aug 26, 2021 15:03
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Stevie Lee posted:first positive case at the office in months today You're lucky. I get mails from HR every morning detailing the positive cases. One time it was loving eight in a single day. Yet, in all the time I've seen these mails no one is ever considered to have been in "close contact" (scare quotes HRs) with each anyone. Edit: It's usuall one line of unformulated text per each case. And then two paragraphs about how we wiped the desk and the copier and the pencils and the elevator and everything is so clean and please don't sue us. 
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Aug 26, 2021 15:03
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It's going to be peak CENTRISM when both sides refuse to extend unemployment causing a turbo loving where some poors become full destitute out of self preservation and tank the economy due a cliff in consumer spending, triggering a worldwide recession, and the other half return to work out of desperation and there is mass death that rivals the holocaust...also triggering a recession but with way more death and innocents lost. Guess which outcome politicans will be more concerned with?
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Aug 26, 2021 15:07
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Joementum posted:vaxxers broken on the wheel of logic brb gonna smash my head into a vat of sugar water like a humming bird
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Aug 26, 2021 15:10
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Joementum posted:vaxxers broken on the wheel of logic Brb going to have a doctor shove their entire arm up my rear end to deworm me
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Aug 26, 2021 15:12
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Real Mean Queen posted:Yeah, you weren’t right, but that’s okay. Finding stuff to do is a good idea. I’ve been trying to learn Spanish (I know a little more than I used to) and I decided to try to learn some basic computer programming last week (that isn’t working at all but it’s fun to poke at until I get frustrated, I think I need a real live teacher for that one). It’s a good time to try out some new hobbies you can do by yourself. I wish I had a garden to gently caress around with. As the weather gets worse, we’re looking at prime book-reading conditions, I would always recommend that. everyone should take up guitar or bass and take lessons from me so I can buy more beans
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Aug 26, 2021 15:15
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Someone teach me how to work a synth and a keyboard!
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Aug 26, 2021 15:16
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Joementum posted:vaxxers broken on the wheel of logic brb gonna inject enough ketamine to anesthetize a bull
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Aug 26, 2021 15:16
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VomitOnLino posted:You're lucky. I get mails from HR every morning detailing the positive cases. One time it was loving eight in a single day. i get an email from HR with an attached word doc with hosed up formatting saying all CDC guidelines are being followed and how the bathrooms are equipped with soap and paper towels to fight covid so there's no need to worry the only thing that ever changes is the date. i figured they just stopped telling us but i guess we've been extremely lucky
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Aug 26, 2021 15:17
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:The past eighteen months have permanently changed my ability to interact with other human beings in ways I'll be untangling for the rest of my life. Everyone is a destructive toddler imho until they prove otherwise.
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Aug 26, 2021 15:17
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do we call people with long covid breathelets? or is that ableism
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Aug 26, 2021 15:18
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Zurtilik posted:Someone teach me how to work a synth and a keyboard! I can do this!
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Aug 26, 2021 15:18
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Go on...
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Aug 26, 2021 15:19
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VomitOnLino posted:You're lucky. I get mails from HR every morning detailing the positive cases. One time it was loving eight in a single day. I love how companies are still fixated on "deep cleaning" even though the most recent shows it spreads a respiratory aerosol disease. Wash hands with Hot water and Soap!
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Aug 26, 2021 15:20
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Have you tried nebulizing the soap and hot water?
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Aug 26, 2021 15:21
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etalian posted:I love how companies are still fixated on "deep cleaning" even though the most recent shows it spreads a respiratory aerosol disease. Cheaper to clean that admit its impossible to actually protect workers and thus the only moral thing would be to pay them to stay home. Capitalism is inherently immoral, after all.
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Aug 26, 2021 15:21
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Stevie Lee posted:i get an email from HR with an attached word doc with hosed up formatting saying all CDC guidelines are being followed and how the bathrooms are equipped with soap and paper towels to fight covid so there's no need to worry Seems like a good time to repost my workplace's effort at combating COVID:  
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Aug 26, 2021 15:22
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*snnuuuuuuuooooooooowooooooo-SNNIFFFFT* "oh my bad, did u want some fresh oxygen, sorry only lungchads can handle rarified Mt. Everest air in a can, your o2s can't saturate like mine breathelet"
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Aug 26, 2021 15:23
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Joementum posted:vaxxers broken on the wheel of logic 
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Aug 26, 2021 15:26
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Aug 26, 2021 15:26
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Zurtilik posted:Go on... most synths can be broken down into 4 sections: oscillators, filters, envelopes, and LFOs oscillators are the things that make sounds because sound is vibrating air. these come in many varieties and there’s all sorts of ways to mix and match your style of vibration. most oscillators need some filtering to sound gooder. filters are just that: the part of the synth that lets certain frequencies through and not others to shape your general sound. but it’s also boring if you just set the filter at one point and let it sit there. envelopes are a one time cycle that tells your filter where to be at what point in time (you can attach envelopes to almost any parameter on a synth tho) LFOs are a constantly cycling envelope, you can define the shape and depth of that cycle as well. DM me if you’d like an hour long explanation and walkthrough on your personal synth 
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Aug 26, 2021 15:27
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theres nothing we can do about global warming, its endemic. we have to learn to live with it
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