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Strep Vote: May 5, 2004; أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Sweet_Joke_Nectar posted:

What was the name of those specific kinds of scarves posted earlier for wrapping around respirators? If I recall they were a somewhat thinner fabric and longer length.

https://hirbawiusa.com/ - keffiyehs from the last keffiyeh factory in Palestine. I'm a textiles nerd and love these. Actually just bought another one. I'm collecting them, I guess. Huge, light cotton, warm or cool depending how you wrap it. Super useful, they're basically like a hitchhiker's towel in that regard.

When I was a kid there was this candy called bubble paste - bubblegum in a toothpaste tube, and it came in apple. I loved that poo poo. Anyway I can't stop thinking about the forbidden apple paste, it's becoming a problem.

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Bruce Hussein Daddy: Dec 26, 2005; I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

Gravybong posted:

some of those that work forces
want the paste that�s for horses

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i can easily shrug off brain damage if my brain doesn't detect the damage due to being damaged

learning to live with long covid brain fog will be a cinch then, i can't forget what i don't know

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

matty's now prescribing SSRIs :psyduck:

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1431034053801779207

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Strep Vote posted:

Anyway I can't stop thinking about the forbidden apple paste, it's becoming a problem.

I bet it tastes reaaaaally good

I love apples

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inferis: Dec 30, 2003

Steve Yun posted:

not gonna happen until the second half of September

it will happen on 9/11 but the data won�t be back filled until october, because nothing can be good OR funny

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Rauros: Aug 25, 2004; wanna go grub thumping?

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

I'm not too familiar with biology so like... how? How can you have oxygen deprivation significant enough to damage your brain permanently but not have any outward signs that doctors notice? Like how can you be brain damaged but not cause outward symptoms that would necessitate a trip to the hospital or be measurable?

there was that video of the virus eating bat neurons for breakfast, and olfactory neuron death has been observed too. the virus itself killing neurons here and there will have subtle effects.

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ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Lastgirl posted:

i can easily shrug off brain damage if my brain doesn't detect the damage due to being damaged

learning to live with long covid brain fog will be a cinch then, i can't forget what i don't know

I'm struggling to make the connection, possibly due to brain damage, but like.... leaded gasoline caused brain damage ... brain damage makes a crack ping sound. ... the purported reason lead was added to gasoline in the first place was to reduce engine pinging ... what does it all MEAN

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mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

I'm not too familiar with biology so like... how? How can you have oxygen deprivation significant enough to damage your brain permanently but not have any outward signs that doctors notice? Like how can you be brain damaged but not cause outward symptoms that would necessitate a trip to the hospital or be measurable?

people have survived ice pick lobotomies, full halfs of their brain being removed, etc. as long as the stem (what regulates all the automatic functions of organs) isn't damaged it can route around and rebuild a surprising amount of function. it's just a big soup of neurons connected in different ways

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

matty's now prescribing SSRIs

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1431034053801779207

ahhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHH

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UnfortunateSexFart: May 18, 2008; ð» ððð« ð·ððð·
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Mandatory vaccine passports causing a rush for vaccines in Vancouver

https://twitter.com/j_mcelroy/status/1430664694415589378?s=19

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Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Gravybong posted:

some of those that work forces
want the paste that’s for horses

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mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Joementum posted:

matty's now prescribing SSRIs

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1431034053801779207

dr. drew apparently had good results from his bad covid case with fluvoxomine too

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stone soup: Jul 8, 2004

Gravybong posted:

some of those that work forces
want the paste that�s for horses

space chandeliers posted:

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

you stupid motherfuckers stop talking about compounds and how they interact with human biochemistry if you have no loving idea how any of this works aahhhsohfidkflsajflakjs

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Zurtilik: Oct 23, 2015; The Biggest Brain in Guardia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfb_n7wjb5k

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

ahhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLeAot4Zrxo

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i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

stone soup posted:

qualified for my cc permit while wearing my respirator today. even the old marine running the show didnt give me poo poo lmao

what kind of stupid phony bullshit do you have to do for that, write �I will not be a murderer� a bunch of times on a bible?

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Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cSbhpY5.mp4

I don't know how anybody can watch that and not have serious doubts about Pelosi's mental acuity.

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Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Joementum posted:

matty's now prescribing SSRIs

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1431034053801779207

Just what america needs, more brain pills to abruptly stop taking and have a psychotic breakdown

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ram dass in hell posted:

I'm struggling to make the connection, possibly due to brain damage, but like.... leaded gasoline caused brain damage ... brain damage makes a crack ping sound. ... the purported reason lead was added to gasoline in the first place was to reduce engine pinging ... what does it all MEAN

fumes good, oxygen bad

Schnorkles posted:

you stupid motherfuckers stop talking about compounds and how they interact with human biochemistry if you have no loving idea how any of this works aahhhsohfidkflsajflakjs

oxygen is the fuel, so titrate me some liquid oxygen now im not asking *sips ivermectin from a capri sun pouch*

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Joementum posted:

matty's now prescribing SSRIs

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1431034053801779207

you know if i did not have a medical degree i would simply not recommend drugs to people

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

oh great a subsample shows a decrease in ventiliation

god help me from these people

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

oh right i live in the same city as that rear end in a top hat now, gently caress

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

I'm not too familiar with biology so like... how? How can you have oxygen deprivation significant enough to damage your brain permanently but not have any outward signs that doctors notice? Like how can you be brain damaged but not cause outward symptoms that would necessitate a trip to the hospital or be measurable?

Trump

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SchrodingersCat: Aug 23, 2011

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Keighlie? More like Neighlie, amirite?

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ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Idr who posted it originally but ive had the seinfeld ivermectin post bouncing around my head for what feels like days

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skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

Hahaha really. Don't make ssnri or ssri the next miracle cure I need that poo poo to survive haha thank you

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Gravybong posted:

some of those that work forces
want the paste that�s for horses

o god

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ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Plank Walker posted:

ivermectin...

what's the deal with ivermectin?

the tube it comes in has a horse on it
the aisle you buy it in has horse supplies in it

they should call it "horse-mectin"

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Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Joementum posted:

matty's now prescribing SSRIs

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1431034053801779207

Just take everything. Something might help. Or it might kill you. Or the covid might. But it least you can say you tried.

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

should i make meatloaf or soup for next week's lunch prep?

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Doctor: Jul 22, 2005; GO TO YOUR ROOM!

gotta go back to teaching at a canadian uni with an enforced mask mandate mid-September. Right now I got double titters, AZ & Moderna, with my last dose being mid-July. I figure based on what I'm reading in this thread I should use the boost to get thru around January. either way I'm still thinking I'll host my first 2-3 weeks of classes online in case poo poo really hits the fan.

so yea on a scale of 1 to 10 how likely am i to get the cheese lung

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Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

ram dass in hell posted:

pinging

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

My new boss (we're all WFH) who's legitimately a good guy started coughing and complained of fatigue and a sore throat in our meeting today :smith:

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ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Doctor posted:

gotta go back to teaching at a canadian uni with an enforced mask mandate mid-September. Right now I got double titters, AZ & Moderna, with my last dose being mid-July. I figure based on what I'm reading in this thread I should use the boost to get thru around January. either way I'm still thinking I'll host my first 2-3 weeks of classes online in case poo poo really hits the fan.

so yea on a scale of 1 to 10 how likely am i to get the cheese lung

you're already dead

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Coldrice: Jan 20, 2006

Doctor posted:

gotta go back to teaching at a canadian uni with an enforced mask mandate mid-September. Right now I got double titters, AZ & Moderna, with my last dose being mid-July. I figure based on what I'm reading in this thread I should use the boost to get thru around January. either way I'm still thinking I'll host my first 2-3 weeks of classes online in case poo poo really hits the fan.

so yea on a scale of 1 to 10 how likely am i to get the cheese lung

right now the cheese is in the fridge, but the pan is being pre-heated to ensure proper melting

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