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HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


One of the rotating activities in a summer camp
I went to as a kid was hanging out in a computer lab with these pcs that were old even for the time but absolutely loaded with freeware versions of every epic pc game it could possibly run like Raptor and Wolfenstein and Doom and the 2D duke nukems and warcraft and poo poo so there would be like a room full of 2-3rd graders playing doom all day lol
The guy who set that up is an absolute legend imo

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

HORMELCHILI posted:

One of the rotating activities in a summer camp
I went to as a kid was hanging out in a computer lab with these pcs that were old even for the time but absolutely loaded with freeware versions of every epic pc game it could possibly run like Raptor and Wolfenstein and Doom and the 2D duke nukems and warcraft and poo poo so there would be like a room full of 2-3rd graders playing doom all day lol
The guy who set that up is an absolute legend imo

drat, whover did that is a big hero

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

HORMELCHILI posted:

One of the rotating activities in a summer camp
I went to as a kid was hanging out in a computer lab with these pcs that were old even for the time but absolutely loaded with freeware versions of every epic pc game it could possibly run like Raptor and Wolfenstein and Doom and the 2D duke nukems and warcraft and poo poo so there would be like a room full of 2-3rd graders playing doom all day lol
The guy who set that up is an absolute legend imo

i went to Boy Scout camp for several summers in a row and one of the merit badge counselors i had a couple of times was eventually sacked because he would spend the entire week of classes showing us games like Serious Sam and Max Payne via his laptop hooked up to a projector and aimed at the cabin wall, it was dope

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

HORMELCHILI posted:

One of the rotating activities in a summer camp
I went to as a kid was hanging out in a computer lab with these pcs that were old even for the time but absolutely loaded with freeware versions of every epic pc game it could possibly run like Raptor and Wolfenstein and Doom and the 2D duke nukems and warcraft and poo poo so there would be like a room full of 2-3rd graders playing doom all day lol
The guy who set that up is an absolute legend imo

Awesome.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I went to an after school program for a while at a place that had a room of PCs and all I remember playing was Zoombinis and some Spider-man cartoon maker. They also had an NES with Rad Racer (this was like 1996). Also the Jock Jams albums would be playing constantly there

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

HORMELCHILI posted:

One of the rotating activities in a summer camp
I went to as a kid was hanging out in a computer lab with these pcs that were old even for the time but absolutely loaded with freeware versions of every epic pc game it could possibly run like Raptor and Wolfenstein and Doom and the 2D duke nukems and warcraft and poo poo so there would be like a room full of 2-3rd graders playing doom all day lol
The guy who set that up is an absolute legend imo

this is awesome!

When I was a kid one computer in middle school had starcraft installed. often times the 8th grade teacher would let us play during free time / recess / after school and we'd have an absolute blast just playing the campaign or random maps, seeing who could win the fastest, etc. absolutely no one in administration of this strict catholic school knew about this until after she retired. to this day I think she's the best instructor I've ever had

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Warcraft III on the computers in HS chem lab for me.


When I was a kid, some other kid from youth group told me before church that if you put the game genie in with no game attached you can play any NES game in the world and I sat vibrating with excitement through the longest church service of all time before becoming brutally disappointed when I got home. With the internet and such, I wonder if today's kids even have video game urban legends anymore.

DonutKing
Mar 27, 2009
We had a social studies teacher in high school that would occasionally let us play sim city 2000 on the school computers.

The file share was open to everybody, no private home folders or anything. So we'd open each cities, set off the disasters or drive the bulldozer through the city then save it.

One girl was furious the next time she loaded up her city.

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005
My dad had warcraft 2 installed on his PowerBook back in the day and he'd let me play occasionally. I'd go into his den and steal cigars when he was away lol

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

i'd play gameboy in the back of the car at night, but it was dark so i'd play a bit when the car passed a street light, then pause while it was dark, play again at the next light, pause and so on

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Mine was sitting on the toilet pretending to poo poo for hours.

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

Wormskull posted:

Mine was sitting on the toilet pretending to poo poo for hours.

Lol

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Wormskull posted:

Mine was sitting on the toilet pretending to poo poo for hours.

I beat Dragon Quest 1 on the gameboy this way.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

GorfZaplen posted:

I beat Dragon Quest 1 on the gameboy this way.

No mom, I’ve really had to poo poo for 10 hours. Go away

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I used to take shits normally in like 5 mins max until my mum started buying official me PlayStation mags. Then I would spend upwards of 45 mins reading epic early 2000s articles about the hottest babes in gaming while literally “dropping a deuce” ie letting a poo poo slide out of my rear end with only the force of gravity for assistance. Can’t do it any other way now.

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

i used to record my favorite game soundtracks on cassette to listen to later, carefully positioning the recorder next to the tv speakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9XTqQbuavI&t=453s

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trash Ops posted:

i used to record my favorite game soundtracks on cassette to listen to later, carefully positioning the recorder next to the tv speakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9XTqQbuavI&t=453s

lol. Goat soundtrack imho

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

I just remembered this as I was going to sleep. When I was in fifth grade my sister's highschool had a school fair and this group of guys had set up an "arcade" that was just an xbox connected to a projector that was blatantly just their way of getting to play Halo all night at this mandatory school thing. After I paid my dollar entry they handed me the fourth controller and proceeded to clown on me for the next half hour before telling me my time was up and sending me away.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

GorfZaplen posted:

I just remembered this as I was going to sleep. When I was in fifth grade my sister's highschool had a school fair and this group of guys had set up an "arcade" that was just an xbox connected to a projector that was blatantly just their way of getting to play Halo all night at this mandatory school thing. After I paid my dollar entry they handed me the fourth controller and proceeded to clown on me for the next half hour before telling me my time was up and sending me away.

drat the 2020 imp zone tryouts were harsh.

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit

GorfZaplen posted:

I just remembered this as I was going to sleep. When I was in fifth grade my sister's highschool had a school fair and this group of guys had set up an "arcade" that was just an xbox connected to a projector that was blatantly just their way of getting to play Halo all night at this mandatory school thing. After I paid my dollar entry they handed me the fourth controller and proceeded to clown on me for the next half hour before telling me my time was up and sending me away.

Lol this but it was college and some guy set up a huge crt on the lawn and said it was his senior art project

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

AverySpecialfriend posted:

Lol this but it was college and some guy set up a huge crt on the lawn and said it was his senior art project

Awesome

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

When I was in college two girls built a yurt out of animal skins they found as roadkill for their senior art project. One of them had a baby with an art professor like a year after she graduated.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

When I was in college the gamer club got an entire building shut down because one of the members took a poo poo on the carpet while playing a heated game of Power Stone.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

NienNunb posted:

When I was in college the gamer club got an entire building shut down because one of the members took a poo poo on the carpet while playing a heated game of Power Stone.

Lol.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

NienNunb posted:

When I was in college the gamer club got an entire building shut down because one of the members took a poo poo on the carpet while playing a heated game of Power Stone.

but you did win the match, right?

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

NienNunb posted:

When I was in college the gamer club got an entire building shut down because one of the members took a poo poo on the carpet while playing a heated game of Power Stone.


Bolverkur posted:

but you did win the match, right?

Lol

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Bolverkur posted:

but you did win the match, right?

Lol

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

AverySpecialfriend posted:

Lol this but it was college and some guy set up a huge crt on the lawn and said it was his senior art project

For a psych class the whole class had to design an experiment and we came up with a big goldeneye tournament where we made people do a survey before and after about how they felt about themselves or something. I won the whole thing which introduced some confounding variables because lord help me but I was a smug and smirky winner. but it was more about the study design + playing goldeneye on the big rear end projector in the lecture hall than the results anyway

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

the smug satisfaction of university gaming

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

One time I was walking through the student Union building and some other students were putting on a guitar hero tournament. I entered and won the whole thing and got a wireless guitar controller and I never spoke to any of those people again

Uncle Frank
May 28, 2021
I played the intro to final fantasy 9 over and over as a kid before progressing beyond the malobro fight because of how much I liked it

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

Pablo Nergigante posted:

One time I was walking through the student Union building and some other students were putting on a guitar hero tournament. I entered and won the whole thing and got a wireless guitar controller and I never spoke to any of those people again

Awesome. Reminds me of the story bug deal told about an old man beating his rear end at Street Fighter silently and walking away.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Kongming posted:

Awesome. Reminds me of the story bug deal told about an old man beating his rear end at Street Fighter silently and walking away.

lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Kongming posted:

Awesome. Reminds me of the story bug deal told about an old man beating his rear end at Street Fighter silently and walking away.

Lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

NienNunb posted:

When I was in college the gamer club got an entire building shut down because one of the members took a poo poo on the carpet while playing a heated game of Power Stone.

lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

NienNunb posted:

When I was in college the gamer club got an entire building shut down because one of the members took a poo poo on the carpet while playing a heated game of Power Stone.

lmfao

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

mysterious loyall X posted:

My dad said see that man? Thays your grandpa. He was killed in a tragic guardtower accident when i got to the boss of wolfenstien 3ds 3rd episode. Pretty cool to habe a family member immortalized in a classic game tbh

heehee posted:

i really wanted crash bandicoot as a kid, so i would always beg my mom to get it whenever she went to the store. she came back from costco one time and i asked if she got it, she said yea, here it is and put a container of goldbond foot powder on a table near the front door. my excitement rendered me retarded and i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how this was a video game, slowly going through the stages of grief before realizing it wasn't a game and running to my room to have a tantrum for the rest of the day

NienNunb posted:

Not a gaming story but one time in computer class I was reading Dinosaur Comics and the kid next to me asked what I was looking at and I got so freaked out I instinctively unplugged the computer. The teacher had to get involved and looked at the computer history, thinking I was downloading porn.

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

My brother was playing some n64 game that was an arcade port, I think gauntlet legends or sf rush or something, and it had a vestigial 'insert coins' on screen. He was 3 or 4 and ran to my moms purse and grabbed a handful of change and inserted them into the n64 air ducts. He kept doing this for days, and even started putting in folded up dollar bills until it stopped working and we had to mail it to nintendo. They even mailed the money back lol

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

P-Mack posted:

playing a ton of Metroid but always starting from the beginning because I could never write down the 32 character case sensitive password without a mistake

I tried to write down a password for Megaman X once but I got it in my head that the mets popping up in each grid square were important so i wrote it down in the order that mets popped up and it was completely useless.

Kongming posted:

Awesome. Reminds me of the story bug deal told about an old man beating his rear end at Street Fighter silently and walking away.

i was in this tiny arcade that existed in san francisco for probably 5 months total and everything i cared about was occupied. the ST machine had this super old dude on the 1p side, just silently beating the computer. i shyly asked if i could join and i don't think he responded in any way at all. i joined and he completely destroyed my rear end for like 8 straight games of me trying different characters, never looking away from the screen or making any sounds. i awkwardly just walked away and let him get back to beating the cpu.

i don't remember who he played, probably ryu.

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009


This game ruled you could be a tornado and gently caress up everyone's day at the beach

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AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit

HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:

This game ruled you could be a tornado and gently caress up everyone's day at the beach

It's the most fun game ever

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