[COVID] 1 Million! We did it! :toot: :911:

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papa horny michael: Aug 18, 2009; by Pragmatica

Salt Fish posted:

Democrats are professional fundraisers who never wanted to be in charge of anything but couldn't help failing-up. They're happy to take advantage of minorities dying as long as that remains the path of least resistance, but I don't believe that they would decide to use coronavirus as a bioweapon against the underclasses.

Not because of some moral issue though, I just don't believe they're capable of making a decision and then following through.

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1431418349460852739?s=19

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:52

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# ? May 28, 2024 00:47

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; Swimming upstream
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Salt Fish posted:

Democrats are professional fundraisers who never wanted to be in charge of anything but couldn't help failing-up. They're happy to take advantage of minorities dying as long as that remains the path of least resistance, but I don't believe that they would decide to use coronavirus as a bioweapon against the underclasses.

Not because of some moral issue though, I just don't believe they're capable of making a decision and then following through.

I'm not really sure if it matters. Government would probably be incompetent at handling a genocide of US citizens on purpose as they would through the incompetent mass negligent homicide of US citizens.

I honestly think less people would die if the government was trying to kill people on purpose than not.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:54

Truniht: Jan 10, 2019

Nodelphi posted:

So I know I�ve brought this up before, but it�s one of my worst memories.

Imagine you�re at a hospital that has lost power, the generators are out, you�ve got nothing, not even phones. Your vents aren�t working and you are bagging patients. You are doing this in very dim light, no monitors, only the slight squeak of the bag as you squeeze, you�re tired and you just want to stop but you can�t. You hear moaning and crying coming from down the hall but you can�t help, you can�t even step out for a second.

You can�t really stop to check your patient�s blood pressure but you can still feel a thready pulse. Your patient was on medication drips but those have now been left to drip in slowly because you can�t infuse the medications. You feel the tension in your patient�s lungs and realize you�ve let your nerves get to you and you�ve bagged too fast. You seek calm, keep bagging, slow and steady. Pulse remains slow and faint. This could last days.

That�s bagging someone in the aftermath of a hurricane and it�s awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcxC-Ol07Ok&t=1319s

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:55

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Salt Fish posted:

Democrats are professional fundraisers who never wanted to be in charge of anything but couldn't help failing-up. They're happy to take advantage of minorities dying as long as that remains the path of least resistance, but I don't believe that they would decide to use coronavirus as a bioweapon against the underclasses.

Not because of some moral issue though, I just don't believe they're capable of making a decision and then following through.

Democrats are about keeping the big corporations running while using a thin blanket of progressivism. Republicans are the same but with a solid layer of hyper Christian fundamentalism instead.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:55

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Sorry, Bernie is still good no human can be so cynical to doubt him and keep their humanity.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:55

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

nm this tweet is 10 days old

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:56

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bernie Spreaders

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:56

Nocturtle: Mar 17, 2007

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:56

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

KaptainKrunk posted:

curve will flatten, decline a little, and then rip in late october/november

Makes sense. Seems the pattern at the local college is they can get people to follow semi-lockdown in the dorms for about a month but then it's loving on.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 04:57

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Biowarfare posted:

Sounds like a new category for grifters, photoshop

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:01

Paradoxish: Dec 19, 2003; Will you stop going crazy in there?

Schnorkles posted:

CNN will spend the next few days talking about the biggest disaster ever is the forever ending as climate change assists in the murder of thousands of souls.

jfc what a country

We're in the total systemic collapse phase now. Disasters just coming too fast and hard at this point, and there's no slack anywhere to absorb them.

If you're lucky enough to live in a pretty resilient part of the country you get to ignore it for a while longer. If not, welp.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:06

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Biowarfare posted:

Sounds like a new category for grifters, photoshop

Ah my driver's license was about to expire. Time to bring Pumpkin to the DMV with me and kill two birds with a stone!

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:07

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Oh my god I just realized that if you die, you die in real lilfe

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:07

Soap Scum: Aug 8, 2003

if anyone can get gradenko's attention [i don't have pms

] and point to this post, it would be hugely appreciated. my nurse friend in manila who has a congenital heart condition that makes her very scared of contracting covid is trying to get a more comfortable respirator than the 3M 6200 and i'm curious if he has advice on where is a reliable place to get something good/quickly/not price-gouged for someone there.

if anyone else reading this happens to be there too or somehow know anyway, also very appreciated. thanks all

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:08

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

pancake rabbit posted:

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:08

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

Biowarfare posted:

Sounds like a new category for grifters, photoshop

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:10

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Lacrosse posted:

I got curious so I looked up abandoned Katrina facilities and found this:

proof the world was designed to be posted about

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:11

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

meet girls at the store posted:

This also seems bad? idk

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1431386896081604609?s=20

water is wet, the sky is blue when it's not on fire, and anyone with a grade school level knowledge of how vaccines work can and have called that this would happen in this thread since they announced the vaccines didn't give sterilizing immunity a year ago

loving gently caress gently caress

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:11

Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

Soap Scum posted:

if anyone can get gradenko's attention [i don't have pms ] and point to this post, it would be hugely appreciated. my nurse friend in manila who has a congenital heart condition that makes her very scared of contracting covid is trying to get a more comfortable respirator than the 3M 6200 and i'm curious if he has advice on where is a reliable place to get something good/quickly/not price-gouged for someone there.

if anyone else reading this happens to be there too or somehow know anyway, also very appreciated. thanks all

zoro.com sells respirators from the 3M HF-800SD series pretty cheaply. They took a couple days to ship my order of filter cartridges, though.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:12

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Nocturtle posted:

This is a little sad, just accept your honest plumber + water treatment engineer does far more to ensure public health than any doctor while being compensated far less. There's no shame admitting it.

Plus if we're going to play that game note the ghouls living in NYC's financial district are literally 100% vaccinated and that's not stellar company. Not hyperbole, look it up it's 100%.

cool a bunch of poo poo nobody talked about great take

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:12

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

papa horny michael posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1431418349460852739?s=19

this guy bowed out of the primaries so people who wanted to vote for him wouldn�t get sick, and shits probably worse than it was then

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:12

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

papa horny michael posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1431418349460852739?s=19

lol yeah good luck with that buddy

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:12

Lenin Stimpy: Sep 9, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Salt Fish posted:

Democrats are professional fundraisers who never wanted to be in charge of anything but couldn't help failing-up. They're happy to take advantage of minorities dying as long as that remains the path of least resistance, but I don't believe that they would decide to use coronavirus as a bioweapon against the underclasses.

Not because of some moral issue though, I just don't believe they're capable of making a decision and then following through.

100% true
also 100% applies to the entire American political class regardless of party

American democracy is a loving joke, and Americans themselves are selfish, individualist, garbage humans who don't understand the harm they've caused to the rest of the world for the last century and don't give a poo poo either

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:13

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Nocturtle posted:

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:13

papa horny michael: Aug 18, 2009; by Pragmatica

meet girls at the store posted:

This also seems bad? idk

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1431386896081604609?s=20

"The study included data on 8,682 Covid-19 patients in England who were infected with the Delta variant and 34,656 infected with the Alpha variant. Across both groups, most of the patients -- 74% -- were unvaccinated"

how many were vaccinated prior to getting covid?

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:14

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Homocow posted:

Right-wingers advertising fraud medicine has been around for decades. We're about to see colloidal silver make a comeback and it'll be suggested by Fox News pundits.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:15

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Paradoxish posted:

We're in the total systemic collapse phase now. Disasters just coming too fast and hard at this point, and there's no slack anywhere to absorb them.

If you're lucky enough to live in a pretty resilient part of the country you get to ignore it for a while longer. If not, welp.

therapist: great work no longer responding to objectively terrible things with "lol. lmao."
me: we love to see it folks

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:16

Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Right-wingers advertising fraud medicine has been around for decades. We're about to see colloidal silver make a comeback and it'll be suggested by Fox News pundits.

The fact that the FDA doesn't come down on these assholes like a ton of bricks is yet another indictment of our failed loving state.

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:18

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

Where do I see the actual death count for Florida? Worldometers shows like, 8 or 9 a day lol

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:19

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Right-wingers advertising fraud medicine has been around for decades. We're about to see colloidal silver make a comeback and it'll be suggested by Fox News pundits.

they are already doing colloidal silver nebulizers now iirc

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:19

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

ram dass in hell posted:

therapist: great work no longer responding to objectively terrible things with "lol. lmao."
me: we love to see it folks

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:21

Helith: Nov 5, 2009; Basket of Adorables

Soap Scum posted:

if anyone can get gradenko's attention [i don't have pms ] and point to this post, it would be hugely appreciated. my nurse friend in manila who has a congenital heart condition that makes her very scared of contracting covid is trying to get a more comfortable respirator than the 3M 6200 and i'm curious if he has advice on where is a reliable place to get something good/quickly/not price-gouged for someone there.

if anyone else reading this happens to be there too or somehow know anyway, also very appreciated. thanks all

I sent gradenko a pm for you

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:22

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

papa horny michael posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1431418349460852739?s=19

bleak

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:22

Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

getting pretty worried about the covid case numbers in my city, auckland!

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:23

Rauros: Aug 25, 2004; wanna go grub thumping?

Grey Fox posted:

good lord I totally forgot about that whole sequence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXeV5cqb_3Y

unintentional by the actor playing the vet, but tracheal manipulation makes the dog cough if they have tracheobronchitis (kennel cough).

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:24

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1431450251299332100?s=20

Right on time, gotta find a way to raise gas prices

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:25

KaptainKrunk: Feb 6, 2006

Yossarian-22 posted:

bleak

So loving cursed lol

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:26

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Maybe the White House is delaying boosters to 8 months because they know by the time everyone's eligible, the infrastructure to administer them will be completely collapsed

"Just wait a few more months. I know your Rite Aid is on fire and half your family died. Smile!"

# ? Aug 28, 2021 05:26

Helith: Nov 5, 2009; Basket of Adorables

I've been tracking the latest Aussie outbreaks on this site which has loads of great info

https://www.covid19data.com.au/

I've been keeping an eye on the Reff (effective reproduction) number which is supplied by this guy

https://twitter.com/profesterman/status/1431428665301094401

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# ? May 28, 2024 00:47

Bathtub Cheese: Jun 15, 2008; I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.

Malicious negligence leading to mass death under capitalism requires no real forethought because that's what the system does as a matter of course. It's part of how the system externalizes risks and costs. The "plans" are all about ways to exploit this dynamic.

Bathtub Cheese fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Aug 28, 2021

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