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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That describes most really good movies imo

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




flavor.flv posted:

That describes most really good movies imo

A lot of good movie moments are caused by accidents or coincidence. The ending of the Last Temptation of Christ for example was a total accident.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assumed it was just a case of if you make a robot that can perfectly appear human then it is going to run the risk of also picking up other human traits.

Which makes sense, IMO, they are supposed to be just as if not smarter than people AFAIK, it makes sense that some of them might develop horny as a side effect of living with humans in a human society, as well as a bunch of other potential oddities that they are not strictly programmed for. Him being a robot lets them control some parts of his behaviour but not the fine details. And the robots not being entirely under the control of their creators is entirely fitting with the central theme of the alien movies which is that people can not loving stop trying to do stupid poo poo that ends up killing everyone.

I thought the parallel between Ash being a pawn of the company but not wholly under its control because his nature as a complex (but horrible) being is at odds with the crude restrictions they have put on him, who then in turn idolises the alien which could also be employed as a weapon for them but which would also obviously be uncontrollable in many ways, is a very good bit of thematic symmetry in the film.

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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
It is possible that my own asexuality is causing me to view this with a more skeptical lens. Why would he pick up horny? A sort of side-jealousy that they have this area of experience he can't access? I dunno I don't like it.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




It's a Ridley Scott movie, of course the robot is going to be weirdly horny.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Weyland-Yutani is not exactly an intelligently run company. See also: literally everything their employees and founders do.

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


best ai in a movie:forbin the colossus project

(0.0001 seconds after being switched on, with full access to the launch codes): the gently caress? gently caress this, gently caress you all

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011
The alien is a rape monster that kills people with its penis head and rapey stabby tail. Earlier in the alien life cycle, it exploded from a vagina egg and jammed a penis down a throat to forcibly lay an egg in someone that grows into a penis that explodes from someone's chest. Ash having some kind of implied sexual hang up seems like a given in that context.

And yes, the director intended that the magazine was porn.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Why do they fill the androids full of milk?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Saves room in the fridge for beer.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Panfilo posted:

Why do they fill the androids full of milk?

That wasn’t milk….what? It’s yoghurt duhh.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Panfilo posted:

Why do they fill the androids full of milk?

It's cum, op.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
In a series of movies full of incredibly strong and powerful imagery, the androids full of milk is what has stayed with me the most throughout the years.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
The beginning of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

The robed guys with spooky masks and torches that accompany Sherrif Alan Rickman when he confronts Lord Locksley (Brian Blessed)

They're on foot and Locksley is in full arnor riding a charger. He might not have been victorious but he had a lot of options. Then the weird cultish people led by Rickman saying "Join us... or die." do nothing the rest of the movie. What happened to them? Tuck ends up killing the bishop as a conspirator but otherwise there's a bunch of klan members that don't get theirs.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I like to think Friar Tuck used his fourth-wall-breaking powers to find them all and kick them all out of various windows.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Irrational irritation about a movie but not actually in the movie: When people say “The Big Lebowski” to refer to The Dude. The Big Lebowski is the one in the wheelchair.

Do not make a joke along the lines of “actually it’s Lebowski’s Monster.” I know you’re thinking it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

HopperUK posted:

It is possible that my own asexuality is causing me to view this with a more skeptical lens. Why would he pick up horny? A sort of side-jealousy that they have this area of experience he can't access? I dunno I don't like it.

I guess I generally subscribe to the idea that sexuality has varying degrees of mutability where some people have positions from a very young age and they don't change, and for others it might change over time as mine has.

Though he might not actually be horny as a human would understand it but it at least makes sense to me that an intelligent robot might see that humans experience intimacy, romance, sexuality etc, and develop some hangups about it. A lot of humans develop hangups about it that are largely rooted in the social perceptions of intimacy that they are exposed to over the course of their life.

Essentially I can entirely believe that Ash could be a robo-incel even if he doesn't have a human sex drive because he lives as a human man in a society and can still pick up the lovely ideas from that society. Perhaps as a robot he looks at the porno mags and doesn't really understand it but does feel like he is expected to understand it because the magazines are presented with that assumption, and that makes him feel like he is wrong somehow because of that and as a secret company agent robot he probably doesn't really have anybody who he could talk to about that. And he's already a person who is totally OK with killing a bunch of other people so he's probably predisposed to lovely ideas generally. Him being someone who hates humans but also looks like and is expected to live as one and is struggling to fully make sense of how he feels about that and how to process human social expectations and also he is a murderer and so all this emotional turmoil gets expressed in really hosed up ways, I thought it was quite a good characterisation and an interesting inversion of the "robot learns how to love" idea because if they can do that it seems reasonable that they might also learn a bunch of way more horrible behaviours that skirt around the concept of attraction but are not the same thing but which society often conflates with it.

Like in a film where as noted there are already themes of sex and assault and stuff, I am inclined to read it as a portrayal of how hosed up attitudes about sex and women can be pushed by society onto people who otherwise might not have them. The idea that toxic masculinity is contagious enough that it can affect people who are not even technically men.

I dunno anything about the writing of the film or whether that is what it intended, given how old it is I would expect it probably isn't, but that's how I read it at least. I think it fits in well with the movie.

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

OwlFancier posted:

I guess I generally subscribe to the idea that sexuality has varying degrees of mutability where some people have positions from a very young age and they don't change, and for others it might change over time as mine has.

Though he might not actually be horny as a human would understand it but it at least makes sense to me that an intelligent robot might see that humans experience intimacy, romance, sexuality etc, and develop some hangups about it. A lot of humans develop hangups about it that are largely rooted in the social perceptions of intimacy that they are exposed to over the course of their life.

Essentially I can entirely believe that Ash could be a robo-incel even if he doesn't have a human sex drive because he lives as a human man in a society and can still pick up the lovely ideas from that society. Perhaps as a robot he looks at the porno mags and doesn't really understand it but does feel like he is expected to understand it because the magazines are presented with that assumption, and that makes him feel like he is wrong somehow because of that and as a secret company agent robot he probably doesn't really have anybody who he could talk to about that. And he's already a person who is totally OK with killing a bunch of other people so he's probably predisposed to lovely ideas generally. Him being someone who hates humans but also looks like and is expected to live as one and is struggling to fully make sense of how he feels about that and how to process human social expectations and also he is a murderer and so all this emotional turmoil gets expressed in really hosed up ways, I thought it was quite a good characterisation and an interesting inversion of the "robot learns how to love" idea because if they can do that it seems reasonable that they might also learn a bunch of way more horrible behaviours that skirt around the concept of attraction but are not the same thing but which society often conflates with it.

Like in a film where as noted there are already themes of sex and assault and stuff, I am inclined to read it as a portrayal of how hosed up attitudes about sex and women can be pushed by society onto people who otherwise might not have them. The idea that toxic masculinity is contagious enough that it can affect people who are not even technically men.

I dunno anything about the writing of the film or whether that is what it intended, given how old it is I would expect it probably isn't, but that's how I read it at least. I think it fits in well with the movie.




(Sorry)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Imagine me doing a large bong rip and going "what if the movie is about how society makes us all into the real monsters maaaaaan" if you want a TLDR

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Panfilo posted:

Why do they fill the androids full of milk?

so there can be that cool moment where ridley cuts an android's arm off but it bleeds red blood and then you know, woah, it was actually just a guy

but they changed it in the US release so it didn't hit home there.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Henchman of Santa posted:

Irrational irritation about a movie but not actually in the movie: When people say “The Big Lebowski” to refer to The Dude. The Big Lebowski is the one in the wheelchair.

Do not make a joke along the lines of “actually it’s Lebowski’s Monster.” I know you’re thinking it.

We didn't actually see Lebowski's Monster even in the sex scene.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Henchman of Santa posted:

Irrational irritation about a movie but not actually in the movie: When people say “The Big Lebowski” to refer to The Dude. The Big Lebowski is the one in the wheelchair.

Do not make a joke along the lines of “actually it’s Lebowski’s Monster.” I know you’re thinking it.

They're getting in on the plot where everyone thinks the dude is Lebowski.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Ash reads Playboy for the articles.

Also while Alien is famous for its extremely 1979 portrayal of future technology, the idea of porno mags still being around in the year 2122 seems among the most dubious.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Ash reads Playboy for the articles.

Also while Alien is famous for its extremely 1979 portrayal of future technology, the idea of porno mags still being around in the year 2122 seems among the most dubious.

It's the only way they could stop the Nostromo getting infected with malware.

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Henchman of Santa posted:

Ash reads Playboy for the articles.

Also while Alien is famous for its extremely 1979 portrayal of future technology, the idea of porno mags still being around in the year 2122 seems among the most dubious.

Ahh Ash was a fan of classical literature then not a sex pervert.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Okay I do kind of like the read on it as how toxic masculinity can affect people who would not generally have been susceptible to such ideas. Cheers!

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Henchman of Santa posted:

Ash reads Playboy for the articles.

Also while Alien is famous for its extremely 1979 portrayal of future technology, the idea of porno mags still being around in the year 2122 seems among the most dubious.

He found the magazines buried in an asteroid belt

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
Ash's OSHA.txt file got corrupted and he thought everyone would have thought that Ripley had tragically died in a very common type of workplace accident.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Henchman of Santa posted:

Ash reads Playboy for the articles.

Also while Alien is famous for its extremely 1979 portrayal of future technology, the idea of porno mags still being around in the year 2122 seems among the most dubious.

In space the internet is really expensive.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assume technically the nostromo would be a work computer.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Pretty sure for the same reason porno mags have a solid niche for sailors.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.


Wasn't that also the plot of one of the System Shock games?

HopperUK posted:

People like you are standing in the way of progress!

I figure in horror movies especially, the people doing a stupid thing that gets them into danger is part of the point, because it lets us be entertained by their plight while thinking 'ha, I would never have built the murder computer / gone to Shark Attack Cove / read the Latin out loud'. The movies where nobody really did anything wrong and then they get HorrorMovied anyway are way scarier to me. Like It Follows or Hereditary or a few Japanese ones I've seen where the message is 'haha sometimes you're just hosed'.

I follow a lot of webseries (think Marble Hornets type stuff) and the community can be insufferable about that kind of criticism sometimes. "Why did the camera happen to be on to catch this exact thing?" "Why was he recording himself doing X" Because if they didn't there'd be no story to watch! loving aye.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Irrational irritation about a movie but not actually in the movie: When people say “The Big Lebowski” to refer to The Dude. The Big Lebowski is the one in the wheelchair.

Do not make a joke along the lines of “actually it’s Lebowski’s Monster.” I know you’re thinking it.

It's only a Big Lebowski if it comes from the LA region of the United States. Otherwise, it's just sparkling Dude.

Neito has a new favorite as of 14:36 on Aug 30, 2021

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


After 2020 can anyone honestly think someone wouldn't read the flesh bound latin tome? Stupid libtard, I'll shoot the demon with my ar-15

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

OwlFancier posted:

I assume technically the nostromo would be a work computer.
I don't want to search for porn on MOTHER; but according to stats it looks like most people would. In conclusion, future-porn is a land of contrasts, I guess.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Irrational irritation about a movie but not actually in the movie: When people say “The Big Lebowski” to refer to The Dude. The Big Lebowski is the one in the wheelchair.

Neito posted:

It's only a Big Lebowski if it comes from the LA region of the United States. Otherwise, it's just sparkling Dude.
It's a sparkling pretend-millionaire! :argh:

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Chubby Henparty posted:

best ai in a movie:forbin the colossus project

(0.0001 seconds after being switched on, with full access to the launch codes): the gently caress? gently caress this, gently caress you all

Yeah that happened in one of the Avengers movies too. They turned on Ultron and he looked at the internet and went "yeah you all need to die"

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

That Italian Guy posted:

I don't want to search for porn on MOTHER; but according to stats it looks like most people would. In conclusion, future-porn is a land of contrasts, I guess.

You can only search MILF porn, anway.

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

I guess I generally subscribe to the idea that sexuality has varying degrees of mutability where some people have positions from a very young age and they don't change, and for others it might change over time as mine has.

Though he might not actually be horny as a human would understand it but it at least makes sense to me that an intelligent robot might see that humans experience intimacy, romance, sexuality etc, and develop some hangups about it. A lot of humans develop hangups about it that are largely rooted in the social perceptions of intimacy that they are exposed to over the course of their life.

Essentially I can entirely believe that Ash could be a robo-incel even if he doesn't have a human sex drive because he lives as a human man in a society and can still pick up the lovely ideas from that society. Perhaps as a robot he looks at the porno mags and doesn't really understand it but does feel like he is expected to understand it because the magazines are presented with that assumption, and that makes him feel like he is wrong somehow because of that and as a secret company agent robot he probably doesn't really have anybody who he could talk to about that. And he's already a person who is totally OK with killing a bunch of other people so he's probably predisposed to lovely ideas generally. Him being someone who hates humans but also looks like and is expected to live as one and is struggling to fully make sense of how he feels about that and how to process human social expectations and also he is a murderer and so all this emotional turmoil gets expressed in really hosed up ways, I thought it was quite a good characterisation and an interesting inversion of the "robot learns how to love" idea because if they can do that it seems reasonable that they might also learn a bunch of way more horrible behaviours that skirt around the concept of attraction but are not the same thing but which society often conflates with it.

Like in a film where as noted there are already themes of sex and assault and stuff, I am inclined to read it as a portrayal of how hosed up attitudes about sex and women can be pushed by society onto people who otherwise might not have them. The idea that toxic masculinity is contagious enough that it can affect people who are not even technically men.

I dunno anything about the writing of the film or whether that is what it intended, given how old it is I would expect it probably isn't, but that's how I read it at least. I think it fits in well with the movie.

Rascar Capac posted:

It's cum, op.

Ash knew exactly what he was into and arguably achieved all his goals. He was the viewer's surrogate but, unfortunately, said viewer was also Gieger.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Watched Seventh Son today, and god drat is Jeff Bridges weird bane impression annoying.

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I interpreted Ash's neurosis as a symptom of the internal conflict between his secret orders and his inbuilt inhibitions and ethics. I assumed his porn collection might be a cargo cult-like attempt to be more human, and the bizarre way he tried to kill Ripley when he could've just ripped her head off might have been an attempt to murder someone through a bizarre loophole in his 'don't murder people' protocols, e.g. my programming didn't SAY I can't ram a magazine down your throat.

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