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wizzardstaff posted:He does not strike me as the type to feel owned This wasn't his only complaint. His suspected house contained several written complaints about his lovely copper ingots. Ea-nasir gave no shits
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Ea-nasir would have gone to space with the profits of his shady copper business if that had been a possibility.
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Ancient complaints are the best. https://twitter.com/TheAncientWorld/status/1432129264426512385?s=20
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Ibbi-Ilabrat is notoriously full of poo poo tho
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zoux posted:Ibbi-Ilabrat is notoriously full of poo poo tho
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I just don't believe everything stylused into a clay tablet, I do my own research.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Ea-nasir would have gone to space with the profits of his shady copper business if that had been a possibility. if you made 5,000 shekels a day every day since Marduk consorted with Sarpanit, you would still not be as wealthy as Ea-Nasir.
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Dick Trauma posted:Ancient complaints are the best. Hi Meli-Shipak, Just circling back on the status of the irrigation project. Per my previous tablet, it seems like we're consistently running a little low on water levels for the sesame fields. Going forward, could we schedule a weekly meeting to touch base and keep everyone in the loop? Thanks in advance! Kind regards, Ibbi-Ilabrat
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wizzardstaff posted:Hi Meli-Shipak, Thank you, you have now made me vibrate with anger at the criminal Ibbi-Ilabrat curse his name
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I love ea nasir so much. I wonder if a good ea nasir tattoo is possible. It's not as if it could get stale or old.
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Gotta get it etched into your bone woth one of those engraver tools. Just to continue the tradition.
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CommonShore posted:I love ea nasir so much. I wonder if a good ea nasir tattoo is possible. It's not as if it could get stale or old. knuckle tattoos reading FINE ORES Unrelated: sound on for this. https://twitter.com/IsmaelxLucas/status/1431783667098169351
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Dick Trauma posted:Ancient complaints are the best. As per my previous tablet,
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Think of how pissed off you have to be to etch your complaint in a stone tablet
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introducing Nasr, the new app that converts your most scathing tweets into clay tablets to memorialize your complaints for all eternity
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thats a money making venture on par with debasing metals for profit. i'd back it.
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low key sex master posted:Think of how pissed off you have to be to etch your complaint in a stone tablet yeah the chips and cracks in the tablet are not from wear
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low key sex master posted:Think of how pissed off you have to be to etch your complaint in a stone tablet It's too easy to be angry nowadays. Back then you really had to put some effort into it, and through all that focus really refine it into something pure and unceasing.
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low key sex master posted:Think of how pissed off you have to be to etch your complaint in a stone tablet People wrote like so many letters, just millions of letters, looooong letters, during the centuries you had to dip the feather you were using as a pen into an inkwell every five seconds. Also there are warehouses full of untranslated Sumerian cuneiform tablets, I assume it's the same for all those dawn-of-civ societies. I get salty if I ever have to write stuff out longhand.
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The tablets aren't stone, they're dried clay. They were written on when the clay was soft and easy to imprint, then they were at some point baked, usually when the city they were kept in burned down. No one was intending to preserve memory of Ea-nasir's lovely copper forever, it was just a lucky accident.
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Pure wholesome multiple lols right there, good stuff
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Knormal posted:The tablets aren't stone, they're dried clay. They were written on when the clay was soft and easy to imprint, then they were at some point baked, usually when the city they were kept in burned down. No one was intending to preserve memory of Ea-nasir's lovely copper forever, it was just a lucky accident. Ok nerd get in the stall it's swirlie time
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Knormal posted:The tablets aren't stone, they're dried clay. They were written on when the clay was soft and easy to imprint, then they were at some point baked, usually when the city they were kept in burned down. No one was intending to preserve memory of Ea-nasir's lovely copper forever, it was just a lucky accident. So would you reuse the tablets if you didn't need them anymore? Like smooth out the clay and rewrite it? Is there some kind of ancient Sumerian sitcom plot where someone breaks into someone's house to edit an unflattering tablet they accidentally sent to someone before they can read it? christmas boots has a new favorite as of 23:29 on Aug 30, 2021 |
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christmas boots posted:So would you reuse the tablets if you didn't need them anymore? Like smooth out the clay and rewrite it? That's exactly what you'd do! And that has probably happened in ancient Sumer at some point.
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That70sHeidi posted:Lots of horse people pics in this one. Every single one ive ever met.
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mds2 posted:Every single one ive ever met. They could also just show their tattoos of their horses.
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Yeah horse people are like that, but also have you ever met any other pet owner that has a phone?
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Taking advantage of a fundamental property of the universe
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