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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF SA Sagas: Fuck you, it is January!

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

i like when inri would stir up the steroid thread by posting facts about steroid use and all the responses would be unrestrained open roid rage

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:06

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 13:41

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I think DDrJake has managed that feat, but I normally catch his streams on youtube and I don't know the actual number of the audience.

Strategy game streams tend to attract older and smaller audiences, he's a good example. It's much chiller. I've spent a lot of time work-twitching since I'm at an emergency vet clinic with weird hours and long periods of waiting to see if something happens. It's usually the same crews of boring dad types instead of the horrible 1000 13-year-olds image. Also work posting is a common activity but twitch I can hear the streamer if I'm taking a dog out or some such.

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Aug 30, 2021

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:06

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

fun hater posted:

i like when inri would stir up the steroid thread by posting facts about steroid use and all the responses would be unrestrained open roid rage

goons posting health advice with sources to back it up in the carbs thread as other goons were driven into a murderous rage over it was also good

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:08

Srice: Sep 11, 2011

fun hater posted:

i like when inri would stir up the steroid thread by posting facts about steroid use and all the responses would be unrestrained open roid rage

Sometimes the funniest jokes and/or trolls one can do is to simply post the truth.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:13

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

INRI's adventures in the roid thread are so good.

A juiced up goon angrily posting "Tell I don't look natty bro!!!" at him will always be in my memory.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:24

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

fun hater posted:

i like when inri would stir up the steroid thread by posting facts about steroid use and all the responses would be unrestrained open roid rage

INRI would also troll the Star Citizen watcher thread by periodically posting that the goons within should call their mothers.

At the time I was a regular in that thread and didn't see the humor, then I stopped posting in it so much and got the joke.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:25

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

if you want to understand streaming just watch the jerma streams where hes a sim

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:28

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

fun hater posted:

i love rick from nudeweb

One aspect of the whole Nudeweb saga that I really enjoyed is that some goons inevitably went to check out Nudeweb, and it turned out to be a message board dedicated, in theory, entirely to horny posting, but was instead filled with thread after thread like "list all the countries in order" and "Line Em Up" (a thread in which people just posted the phrase "line em up").

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:30

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

angerbeet posted:

When I was an admin I was very against TCC having an anabolic steroid thread, until Fistgrrl pointed out that there was already a long-running heroin thread and that I should really unclench a little.

this reminds me, it's kind of a minor saga but a few years back there was a user who would often jump into the "intro to weightlifting and getting in shape" thread to push steroid regimens. To beginners. He would get really worked up when people would gently suggest "hey maybe someone asking for proper form on benchpressing literally just the bar isn't a prime candidate for shooting bull testosterone into your asscheek" and the like.

IIRC he was permabanned for something so heinous that the actual reason was never revealed.

e: https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=104972 the perma reason is just "lovely dude IRL" so yeah

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:31

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Stux posted:

if you want to understand streaming just watch the jerma streams where hes a sim

These were really funny, but the chat was still exactly how I described it. Especially bad, when Ludwig became the main character.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:32

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

fun hater posted:

i like when inri would stir up the steroid thread by posting facts about steroid use and all the responses would be unrestrained open roid rage

Just ask them how many days there are in a week.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:34

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Snow Cone Capone posted:

this reminds me, it's kind of a minor saga but a few years back there was a user who would often jump into the "intro to weightlifting and getting in shape" thread to push steroid regimens. To beginners. He would get really worked up when people would gently suggest "hey maybe someone asking for proper form on benchpressing literally just the bar isn't a prime candidate for shooting bull testosterone into your asscheek" and the like.

IIRC he was permabanned for something so heinous that the actual reason was never revealed.

Was it Moist von Lipwig?

If so it was sexual assault that caused him to be banned.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:36

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Zil posted:

Was it Moist von Lipwig?

If so it was sexual assault that caused him to be banned.

it sure was

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:44

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

fun hater posted:

i love rick from nudeweb

He's certainly nicer than Nick from Rudeweb.

angerbeet posted:

When I was an admin I was very against TCC having an anabolic steroid thread, until Fistgrrl pointed out that there was already a long-running heroin thread and that I should really unclench a little.

Speaking of Fistgrrl, does anyone have any idea how she and EPG are doing these days?

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:45

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

On the subject of streams, I miss when Colorfinger would do his "Singing live for the internet!" streams. He did them like every other week in 2012 and then less often. The last one was in 2020 sometime, but then he autobanned at some point I think.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:46

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

CannonFodder posted:

He's certainly nicer than Nick from Rudeweb.

Speaking of Fistgrrl, does anyone have any idea how she and EPG are doing these days?

The truth is so boring that it's not worth thinking about or looking into.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:46

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

sorry for the huge post but i checked in with the steroid guy to see how he was doing and the answer is "not good"

Sludge Tank posted:

I'm now at 50mg ED tren.
Very mild occasional night sweats (maybe once every 3 or 4 nights) not really enough to bug me. Very mild tren cough yesterday after pinning (like one "hack" and the weird resp. irritation) but not today. Also feel very "edgy". Feel really amped up about dumb poo poo. My usual misanthropic thoughts really spiral out of control to full blown fantasies about mass murder and death but its fine. News articles about divisive topics really get me foaming at the mouth but I am still pretty chill with friends and coworkers.

no noticeable sex drive change but I really wanna bang this vegan chick I train with and its driving me insane.

Gonna keep it here at 50mg I think. Feel pretty good. Feel dangerous. I like it.

Sludge Tank posted:

i think tren is starting to give me dick problems.
trouble getting it up. cant get fully hard, weak orgasm.
im taking .5mg caber e3d or so.

Sludge Tank posted:

tren made me feel normal. i feel like im breaking down now im off it. lots of stiffness and tightness especially in my lowback/legs but i also havent jad a massage for couple of months because of money problems

its scary how good tren made me feel, as in normal. i feel like a shell now im off it. i felt calm, balanced and dangerous while on it. managing to keep my temper under control but feeling so strong is a helluva a trip

Sludge Tank posted:

one of my mates just got out of hospital from tren-induced psychosis and gave me the rest of his stash of tren ace, enth, deca, adex and sustanon so im good for the next couple of years

I.N.R.I posted:

i do a 26 hr week training week man with racing on top of that and theres still stuff i learn weekly.. if it was actually common knowledge then u wouldnt have needed to ask the question, right? and im assuming youre in good shape and have been lifting a long time. sometimes little things go unlearned until deep into your career. though admittedly im an endurance athlete and not a lifter. but id consider 2+ hrs of lifting creeping into endurance territory assuming half of that isnt spent on your phone

Sludge Tank posted:

the last few pages reaffirm my seething hatred of cyclists

honestly coming into the steroid thread full of people who take steroids to spend pages bitching about steroids and brag about being a pro natty cyclist is some pretty top tier arrogant holier-than-thou bullshit I'd come to expect from a cyclist.

just gently caress off out of the thread.

go take your war somewhere else because your enemy isnt in here

Sludge Tank posted:

started straight back into 50mg tren ED. same supplier as last time and i dunno whats different but my piss just now in the shower was dark brown, never had that before. been on 2 days.
my piss last tren cycle was normal

e: wow and my level of hatred is through the roof this time around even after only 2 days
gonna be a rough one

Sludge Tank posted:

I've always loving hated cyclists. I even started a Facebook group called I loving Hate Cyclists back in 08 or so and got interviewed about it in a Sydney Newspaper because its such a hot issue here

My level of hatred for you lycra wearing smug cocksuckers has been static. I deal with you assholes every day on the road but you dont see me going into the cycling thread making GBS threads it up with why I think cycling and cyclists are hosed and should all be mashed into the loving bitumen.

seeing as you seem to enjoy coming here and winding everyone up then I'll just continue saying how much I loathe the cockroaches of the road and how I lust for their violent deaths. Brb going to watch videos of cyclists being bit by trucks

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sludge Tank posted:

guys dont do tren this is a warning i cant cum without my girlfriend putting stuff in my rear end

Sludge Tank posted:

tren made my depression disappear. i may now have absolutely zero sense of empathy any more but at least i dont want to kms

Sludge Tank posted:

this is probably a really weird question but is it possible the tren im taking could be making my girlfriend sick if im cumming in her?

shes got violent chills, cold, chattering, aches, like the flu. but its summer.

shes doing strength training with me i just figured she might be overdoing it (shes new to it) and her cns is spazzing out adapting.

she came down with stomache discomfort pretty well the day after i shot my first tren e pin. gotten gradually worse. ive blown in her on tren ace but she didnt get sick..., im justwondering if its a possibility.. particularly if im cumming in her rear end?

Sludge Tank posted:

Funny you say that because when i take viagra (sildenafil) my sinuses get very blocked (i also get hayfever, similar stuffiness) and i can physically feel my BP rise. Sometimes see red after cumming. I need 200mg to get desired results and im worried thats bad for me? Guessing my high BW has a bit to do with it. 100mg just doesnt quite cut it and only gets my trenis to like 75%

I havent tried cialis but i will try that when i run out of viagra.

I loving love the enraged boner i get off a couple of viagra and coupled with the rapist sex drive from the tren my gf and i have been having the most insane depraved sex ive had in my life and shes becoming insatiable for it. Goddamn my dudes.

Steroids loving rule. I never thought id ever be called a superhuman gently caress machine and was resigned to being average in the bedroom my whole life but here we are. Im talking anal fisting, marathon against the wall 4 hours of anal bondage sessions scaled up from vanilla af missionary with the lights off. Tren saved my my sex life. I dontgive a gently caress if i die from liver disease tomorrow at least i finally unleashed my inner sex demons on a willing participant

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sludge Tank posted:

I dunno, it's weird. Like I never thought it would be anything I'd be remotely interested in until I did tren. I've always had an anal fetish but tren just took it to another level.

I just don't have that uncontrollable wild-eyed rapist urge that tren gives me when I'm not on it. TBH the sex since I've been on cruise has been really vanilla but I think it's got a lot more to do with just the whole lockdown/unemployed/lifestyle bullshit change atm. I'm still on 1mL test a week, that keeps me going but my sex drive is pretty beta atm

Sludge Tank posted:

ywah im terrified of cheating. i came close a cpl of times on tren. my gf is beginning to understand ive just never had so much female attention before and my sexual history was very bleak before all this so im keen to spread the fisting seed far and wide. shes hot and cold on the idea of casual swinging

first cycle for me was sust 500mg, i felt stronger certainly within the first week but took a good 4 weeks at least to really feel it.

not feeling great about a guy who posts about how hes happily becoming like a rapist on the regular. you wont believe me but i left out some of the worst posts

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:46

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

im not trying to tattle on him but mostly im amazed at how openly this guy transformed in front of everyone. harrowing warning

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:48

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

fun hater posted:

sorry for the huge post but i checked in with the steroid guy to see how he was doing and the answer is "not good"

not feeling great about a guy who posts about how hes happily becoming like a rapist on the regular. you wont believe me but i left out some of the worst posts

Yeah most users don't go for tren because it is designed for cows and other livestock and plus all the side effects.

edit: I guess I should clarify, I am on testosterone replacement because my body literally does not produce enough due to an injury. When I was in my 20's I had the levels of an 80 year old.

Zil has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Aug 30, 2021

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:50

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

men love one thing and that's medication for horses

VVV little concerned about the thread denizens that scrolled by that like it was normal

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:54

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

To think that this guy still posts, lmao.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:54

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

I would like to ban the guy posting about his "rapist sex drive" please, someone let me push the button

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:56

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Harrow posted:

I would like to ban the guy posting about his "rapist sex drive" please, someone let me push the button

I'm kinda baffled he only got probed for that.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:57

fun hater: May 24, 2009; its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

okay, but you're responsible for whatever he does afterward

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:57

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Harrow posted:

I would like to ban the guy posting about his "rapist sex drive" please, someone let me push the button

I allow it.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 19:58

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

Eagerly awaiting a modern saga that isn't more loving sexual assault

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:01

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Eagerly awaiting a modern saga that isn't more loving sexual assault

:same:

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:08

Sharks Eat Bear: Dec 25, 2004

fun hater posted:

sorry for the huge post but i checked in with the steroid guy to see how he was doing and the answer is "not good"

not feeling great about a guy who posts about how hes happily becoming like a rapist on the regular. you wont believe me but i left out some of the worst posts

jesus christ, what the gently caress

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:08

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

CannonFodder posted:

Speaking of Fistgrrl, does anyone have any idea how she and EPG are doing these days?

They're not on the forums so I can only assume they're doing great!

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:09

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

I wish I could track down the good MVL posts because they were really pretty funny

but yeah ban that other guy before you have to permaban another steroids guy for a confirmed sexual assault

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:12

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

I also agree that the roid rage anal fist rapist guy probably shouldn't be allowed to post here.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:15

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

I paged the admins/mods of that forum in the mod forum because Jesus loving Christ.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:19

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

It's also good to occasionally page the TCC mods to make sure they aren't dead like most of the thread OPs there are

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:23

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

My immediate thought was "in the rest of the forums, when someone dies they are perma'd; in TCC, they're made mods."

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:29

CoolCab: Apr 17, 2005; glem

boy a lot of these sagas having the same ending of late huh

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:30

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

CoolCab posted:

the confusion comes from the verb "eyeball", which means to estimate roughly with a quick visual inspection. goons were saying "i'm not sure how much phenzapam i took, but i would roughly estimate i took 1mg". your eyeball cannot meaningfully detect thousandths of a gram, so this was insanely stupid and dangerous behaviour.

people read "i eyeballed some phenzapam, took 1mg" to mean "i put 1mg of phenezapam into my eyeball". i doubt enormously anyone put anything into their eyes unless due to a radical misunderstanding and if so no more than once or twice.

given that there are liquid drugs taken this way(notably, most of my friends in high school dropped liquid acid in their eyeballs) I always wondered why goons were so flabbergasted by the idea.

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:33

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Harrow posted:

I would like to ban the guy posting about his "rapist sex drive" please, someone let me push the button

This would mean you would be made a mod of TCC. Are you sure you really want to suffer that fate?

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:35

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

RFC2324 posted:

given that there are liquid drugs taken this way(notably, most of my friends in high school dropped liquid acid in their eyeballs) I always wondered why goons were so flabbergasted by the idea.

I have never ever heard of this being done with anything but LSD, and tbqh it's literally always been in the context of how that's mostly an urban legend, so it's interesting to hear about people that actually did it

e: "dropping liquid into your eyes" was usually spoken of in the same context as "what about that dude who's in an asylum for life because he permanently thinks he's a glass of orange juice and will die if he 'spills'"

# ? Aug 30, 2021 20:44

buffalo all day: Mar 13, 2019

fun hater posted:

sorry for the huge post but i checked in with the steroid guy to see how he was doing and the answer is "not good"

not feeling great about a guy who posts about how hes happily becoming like a rapist on the regular. you wont believe me but i left out some of the worst posts

goongrats for compiling a future exhibit at a murder trial

# ? Aug 30, 2021 21:03

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 13:41

Douche Wolf 89: Dec 9, 2010; 🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Snow Cone Capone posted:

e: "dropping liquid into your eyes" was usually spoken of in the same context as "what about that dude who's in an asylum for life because he permanently thinks he's a glass of orange juice and will die if he 'spills'"

Please don't doxx my buddy's girlfriend(from another school)'s brother's friend

# ? Aug 30, 2021 21:10

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