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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015



Another day, another stroke I get.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

There are a bunch more examples in that thread. Half are criticising a bunch of porn for being in bad taste. Didn't know you could post cooters on Twitter.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

ILL Machina posted:

There are a bunch more examples in that thread. Half are criticising a bunch of porn for being in bad taste. Didn't know you could post cooters on Twitter.
It's the most overwrought way I've ever seen of saying "I'm into vintage porn."

This guy should be on a watchlist for a future incel mass shooting:

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1356455556341497857

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Rebel Blob posted:

It's the most overwrought way I've ever seen of saying "I'm into vintage porn."

This guy should be on a watchlist for a future incel mass shooting:

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1356455556341497857

Index fingers are new one. :psyduck:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I like a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong index finger *trumpets*

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is this for prostate massage or some kind of eugenic phrenology?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Welp, I spend over $100k on chin implants and shoe lifts but females still didn't like me. But now I think I have finally figured it out. It's because I lean too much. I have to lean less to be liked. Everything above 14 degrees inclination = friend zone

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also this question was already definitively adjudicated back in the 1970s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVANQheoRUw

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
Why Vans specifically? Has RWM moved on from the Doc Martens stereotype?

Geshtal
Nov 8, 2006

So that's the post you've decided to go with, is it?

Neo_Crimson posted:

Index fingers are new one. :psyduck:

It's stupid pseudoscience that short index fingers are a sign of too much testosterone. So if your girl's index fingers are not longer than their ring finger then they're secretly lesbians or trans or whatever garbage they concocted with no basis in realty.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I’m so glad I’m not one of these people. Living with those insane beliefs sounds like a nightmare.

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Geshtal posted:

It's stupid pseudoscience that short index fingers are a sign of too much testosterone. So if your girl's index fingers are not longer than their ring finger then they're secretly lesbians or trans or whatever garbage they concocted with no basis in realty.

It means shebcan put her fanger in muh botyholle.!!

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Rebel Blob posted:

It's the most overwrought way I've ever seen of saying "I'm into vintage porn."

This guy should be on a watchlist for a future incel mass shooting:

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1356455556341497857

Did I say one finger? ...Better make it three :smug:

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

The Sausages posted:

"On 26 October 1967 near Truc Bach Lake in the capital, Hanoi, the citizens and military captured Pilot John Sidney McCain. The US Navy Air Force Major was flying an A4 plane, which crashed near Yen Phu power station. This was one of ten aircraft shot down that same day."
Dang... I knew it was off, but still disappointed by how far... Shame particularly that "Good luck B! You can bow now" wasn't in there. Honestly I prefer the google translation across the board, incorrect as it may be.

Thanks for the translation though.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1432905497900986370

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Rebel Blob posted:

It's the most overwrought way I've ever seen of saying "I'm into vintage porn."

This guy should be on a watchlist for a future incel mass shooting:

https://twitter.com/alpharivelino/status/1356455556341497857

No sharp knees.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/Vanessa_ABee/status/1433033951698997253

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Don’t worry, she’s pinned the real villains in all this

https://twitter.com/JillFilipovic/status/1433064598203207685?s=20

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Is “left wing misogyny” a dog whistle meaning “how dare you support Bernie over Harris must be because she’s a woman”?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Didn't support Hillary enough in 2016.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Thaddius the Large posted:

Don’t worry, she’s pinned the real villains in all this

https://twitter.com/JillFilipovic/status/1433064598203207685?s=20

lmao

Realtalk I've been a little surprised at how muted the reaction to this has been, I guess because nobody really understands it and the media are doing a super super bad job of detailing how this death by a thousand cuts poo poo basically is the same thing as repealing Roe, but reacting to all of it with bad faith rehashing of 2016 and talking about kicking everyone out of the movement even if they're just silent on this is so loving stupid.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1433120489023623172

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Sep 1, 2021

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Sinteres posted:

lmao

Realtalk I've been a little surprised at how muted the reaction to this has been, I guess because nobody really understands it and the media are doing a super super bad job of detailing how this death by a thousand cuts poo poo basically is the same thing as repealing Roe, but reacting to all of it with bad faith rehashing of 2016 and talking about kicking everyone out of the movement even if they're just silent on this is so loving stupid.

Gotta spend some time on the forever war drum beating.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I guess you haven't even glanced at twitter today then

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

zoux posted:

I guess you haven't even glanced at twitter today then

the CNN "Politics page" does have a quote from Biden on it, but most of the other articles are on Afghanistan.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

zoux posted:

I guess you haven't even glanced at twitter today then

Twitter still isn't real life. I've also seen exactly zero posts on fb about it, and while I feel like that's true of a lot of political stuff these days that would have been discussed a few years ago since people burned out, I feel like Roe being dead or dying would have been a loving bombshell at pretty much any other time. I haven't even seen any evangelicals gloating about it, so that's weird too.

Edit: Okay, I've since seen one.

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Sep 1, 2021

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

jojoinnit posted:

So Paul Gossar is informing us those cacti want to gently caress him, not the other way around?

I support Paul Gossar getting hosed by cacti.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/CongressmanRaja/status/1300901433554989057

364 days ago

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/michaelwhitney/status/1433443859565010951

Man I really thought he'd try to ignore this but he decided to respond in about the worst way possible.

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1433482236037373966

https://twitter.com/ScottHech/status/1433291463253639168

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Sep 2, 2021

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

She'll outlive us all

Staluigi
Jun 22, 2021

my baby gear has to be Tactical Military Themed so that i am not instantly feminized by the act of responsible parenting, lest my dick jump right off me in shame

can i get that in both carbon steel black and tactical camo please? nothing too beige, i have my toxic masculinity to think of

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth
The 'Daddy' vest is actually dual purpose.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

I always wonder if the people who make poo poo like that are into it too or if they're like man those rubes will eat this up.

https://twitter.com/nyeusi_waasi/status/1433206305557258246

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Sep 2, 2021

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1280883146716782593

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

Humping all the baby's stuff around just hanging off your shoulder is hella painful. you think these people would have realized the utility of rucksacks.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
Is that a pink bottle in there?

Better get a taupe one in there stat or the boys will start talking.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Gotta look your best when you're raising someone else's kid.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Jaxyon posted:

Is that a pink bottle in there?

Better get a taupe one in there stat or the boys will start talking.

No no no Dad may be a man but it is crucial that people know the baby is a girl

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



What was the pic? The goat man?

https://twitter.com/heckinsmolbean/status/1432811740610252803?s=21

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