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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

lol she was already killing him and decided to rush the process

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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


https://twitter.com/Raf_Epstein/status/1433543491926192184?s=19

Melbourne numbers continuing to jump up rapidly. Open Morrison

And no, he's not related.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Glenn Greenwald is going full Pro-Horse Medicine and "Just asking questions" about why people have such harsh opinions about what people put in their own body. Who is to say if a vaccine is better than a deworming pill?

Anyone saying otherwise is being paid off.

Vaccibne mandates are also a step towards Nazi Germany.

The Nazis FORCED people to do meth, just like we will be FORCED to get vaccinated.

Telling people not to get vaccinated, that the vaccine will make you infertile, refusing to mask, and refusing to let other people mask in school is a harmless "political opinion"

When you rudely tell people not to drink bleach or take horse drugs, then you are just making them want to drink bleach more! It's your fault for telling them it's wrong!

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1433439164817723393
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1433439401078558721
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1433434409969938440
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1433408475535749121

Retweeting Nate's hot takes.

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1432314977956859906

Not related to COVID, but he is also using Chelsea Manning's suicide attempt to attack her because she said she wishes she could give his donation back. He's on a huge loving roll today.

Leon Trotsky 2012 fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Sep 2, 2021

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Today


Yesterday


Since Jul 26
https://imgur.com/a/j5Ag7mG

covidactnow.org

lmao Tennessee.

gently caress YEAH THATS HOW WE DO

*blares rocky top trap remix out my lifted f250*
*burns out of church parking lot*

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Vox Nihili posted:

I will just throw some wings in the air fryer to celebrate 9/11, as usual

Please don't say "air fryer". Convection oven is the correct terminology. You're throwing some wings in the oven.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Caseman posted:

This is my wife's hospital, this is the poo poo I've been hearing from her for months. Even if this insanity magically ended tomorrow so many people are deeply psychologically wounded from this tragedy.

You'll see lots of doctors/nurses in that article wearing respirators. They're buying those themselves, though the hospital provides filters.

I don't know how much longer we're going to be able to keep this up.
loving hell what a depressing read
it was nice to see the respirators at least, even though say you say, they had to buy them themselves





gently caress this hellworld demon open biden nation

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1433546165149069335

seems bad

gregday
May 23, 2003


so close to being elite

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

leeb like ron d

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1433549919323779102?s=19

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
lmao, and these are the cooked numbers

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I needed some weird looking moles looked at for potential cancer but my doctor was stuck out of state due to border closers and now the hospitals are gonna fill up with covid patients.

My dad has had skin cancer multiple times and I grew up in the skin cancer capital of the world, in the 80s before anyone gave a poo poo about UV protection.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Lovelyn posted:

My patient was dying and I had to hit the Big Blue Button, which means 2 MDs, a respiratory therapist, and a gaggle of other nurses rushed into the room. I jumped on the bed to start chest compressions (I'm small and the bed didn't have a CPR lever so it was a bit too high for me) and the RT takes their position at head of the bed. He suctions the patient and we get a MASSIVE flash, about 0.5 liters, of BLOOD. It's in the suction canister and now pooling in the tubing of the ventilator itself.

Our protocol is: if a patient is covid+ and on a ventilator, DO NOT BREAK THE CIRCUIT TO ADMINISTER RESUSCITATION BREATHS! Only do drugs/chest compressions/shocks. Well, we're supremely short staffed which means we have traveler RTs who don't know our protocols, and this motherfucker not only breaks the circuit, but does so BEFORE TURNING OFF THE VENTILATOR!!!! He unhooks the patient and then says "how do I turn this thing off?" meanwhile aerosolizing all that blood. Everyone and everything in that room got sprayed.

By the end of the code there was a liter of blood in the canister and the patient did not make it.

I "failed" my N95 fit test so I'm guaranteed a CAPR. To be fair, I legit failed the fit test the first time around, so this time I just cut the process short and "failed" it right away. I'm eternally grateful I did so because there was definitely blood splattered on the face shield.

holy poo poo sorry you went through this

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i don't wanna hear a blip

unless that blip is the heart rate monitor that flatlines

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

T-Paine posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1433511883424796677

we just aren't being nice enough to the paste chompin' fuckwits

I am being nice about it

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

VOTE

gregday
May 23, 2003

did FL run out of oxygen yet

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Dolphin posted:

hmm. i didn't realize covid could make your blood explode out of your body. good to know.

There were pictures posted earlier of what happened when that 13 year old kid died of covid back on December 31st. He coughed so hard that he ruptured his lungs and bled out into his chest cavity and sprayed out of his ecmo ports like an overstuffed sausage.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
My kids' dumbass school district has had 75 cases and 400 quarantines already after 2 weeks of school and still refuses to require masks

:waycool:

Rubby
Aug 31, 2002

<3 Louby
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://i.imgur.com/kQFBUSW.mp4

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

weeeeeeell its the biiiiig shoooooww

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Mustached Demon posted:

I am being nice about it

honestly if they weren't infecting others i'd be happy to see every one of them die

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

gregday posted:

did FL run out of oxygen yet

yeah weren't they down to like 24 hours of oxygen two weeks ago?

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

gregday posted:

did FL run out of oxygen yet

We'll find out next week when their Thursday backlog is 10,000 deaths

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I am once again thinking about the inflatable Christmas tree costume incident

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Fame Douglas posted:

lmao, and these are the cooked numbers

yeah. the real number is probably nearly 50% higher



the highest bar there is for the week ending august 14th. Hospitalizations in florida didnt peak till the 19th or the 20th.

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
it's Florida so they just replaced the oxygen with farts and the patients couldn't tell

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Choosing to kill my neighbor and infect their kids with a debilitating illness is a political choice.

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"

T-Paine posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1433511883424796677

we just aren't being nice enough to the paste chompin' fuckwits

aside from the point of the article very obviously being that liz bruenig thinks she deserves a decorum award for being nice to her uncle (note how it's aimed at us bad-persuaders instead of the chuds she's theoretically hoping to persuade - because scolding us is way more fun than persuading chuds), I like how it spends so much time on side effects and improper FDA approval that it's more likely to convince someone to avoid vaccination and wait Covid out.

nice job liz, with crack persuaders like you on our side I'm sure we can crash the vaccine uptake even lower! see also Glen Greenwald etc. the only people left actually recommending you get the vaccine are the loving CDC

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/drericding/status/1433361676410228736?s=21

something is happening to lower cases amongst the vaccinated, possibly 25% of them being triple boosted

Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Sep 2, 2021

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
hah.

my in laws friends funeral (not Covid) had to be canceled because his anti vax son got admitted to the ICU today

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

Often Abbreviated posted:

aside from the point of the article very obviously being that liz bruenig thinks she deserves a decorum award for being nice to her uncle (note how it's aimed at us bad-persuaders instead of the chuds she's theoretically hoping to persuade - because scolding us is way more fun than persuading chuds), I like how it spends so much time on side effects and improper FDA approval that it's more likely to convince someone to avoid vaccination and wait Covid out.

nice job liz, with crack persuaders like you on our side I'm sure we can crash the vaccine uptake even lower! see also Glen Greenwald etc. the only people left actually recommending you get the vaccine are the loving CDC

again, if you write for a newspaper and you want to apply for a blue checkmark on twitter, you literally have to shove an icepick behind your eye and destroy your frontal lobe. this is the literal truth

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
someone rigorously applying a set of political ideals regardless of the reality of the situation on the ground is always eventually going to lead to LOLs

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Often Abbreviated posted:

aside from the point of the article very obviously being that liz bruenig thinks she deserves a decorum award for being nice to her uncle (note how it's aimed at us bad-persuaders instead of the chuds she's theoretically hoping to persuade - because scolding us is way more fun than persuading chuds), I like how it spends so much time on side effects and improper FDA approval that it's more likely to convince someone to avoid vaccination and wait Covid out.

nice job liz, with crack persuaders like you on our side I'm sure we can crash the vaccine uptake even lower! see also Glen Greenwald etc. the only people left actually recommending you get the vaccine are the loving CDC

wow, i don't particularly like your tone here and i feel attacked. I'm going to chop off my ears now and I hope you're happy about it, rear end in a top hat.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

good loving lord

CHAOTIC NIECE
Jul 2, 2007
a little

Delta-Wye posted:

i am not the poster you seek, but here is a link to the post with the information you require

different pandemic playlist :coronatoot:

the one i'm talking about was linked here-

silicone thrills posted:

squirrelzipper posted:

Hey is there a cspam playlist thread or sumtin? I'm high and listening to a bunch of stuff and was wondering if anyone had done that. beyond, like, just screaming ASMR or something.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7xur9hi5jEc3HB07R9LTh4?si=c4a8ed47061f4a66

it had around 20 hours of music in it, with stuff like John Prine, Don't Fear the Reaper, Persecution of the Masses on it. I honestly feel like such a dunderhead for making GBS threads it up :frogdunce:

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
Florida is actively massaging numbers and still manages to report totally hosed up numbers

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Lacrosse posted:

I went on a walk for lunch and passed by a Starbucks that was suspiciously empty that usually has a massive line for the drive thru backed up into the street. I saw there was a sandwich board with a sign in the drive thru that said they were closed until further notice because they were out of food. As far as I'm aware that food distributor in Centralia WA closing due to Covid is the cause.

the founding fathers of washington state were dismally unimaginative

quote:

The town's name was originally a reference to the town's location as the midway point between Tacoma and Kalama (which were originally the NP's Washington termini), but proved to have longevity when it became the midpoint between Seattle and Portland, Oregon as well during the development of Washington's I-5 portion of the Interstate Highway System.

from the people who brought you sea-tac and factoria!

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

T-Paine posted:

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1433511883424796677

we just aren't being nice enough to the paste chompin' fuckwits

I always appreciate a chance to say "stfu bitch" in my twitter reply

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