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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Shart-treuse for a reason

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

flavor.flv posted:

You have more Californians than us? That's not an own, bud

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I always love me a good gassed solicitating thread

reshe2013 posted:

Clash of Clans Guide



Overview :


The complete guide to learn how to play Clash of Clans like a
professional, this book will enable you to increase your gameplay skill
and win more battles.



Summary :


Clash of Clans Game Guide is designed to teach players the tricks, tips,
and strategies they need to become a better player and soar through the
ranks.

In addition to describing and analyzing the gameplay, rules, and new changes, our guide includes concrete and actionable advice,

including tips from top Clash of Clans players, that will enable players to increase their gameplay skill and win more battles.




Table of contents :

Clash of Clans Introduction
What’s New for 2014
Going Global
Dueling Arena
More Tiers Coming
Clan Growth
Customize Clan Flag
Build to Order Troops
Replay Duration Increase
In the Beginning
Start with Tutorials
Learn Before You Deploy
Time Limits
Determine Your Long Term Objective
Understanding Levels
Understanding Campaigns
Understanding Achievements
Elements of Game
Town Hall
Non-Combatants
Troops
Buildings
Spells
Gems
Shields
Strategies
Known Glitches
Unsupported Devices
Case of Lost Villages
Tips from Top Players
Troop Upgrading
Beware – Approach with Caution!
But, If You Believe in Fairies
Codes and Rules






Download :


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Enjoy

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
dammit, i needed to find that thread

i missed out on my opportunity to rake in lots of money as a clash of clans professional in 2014

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
This is pretty old but I was reading this thread as it was getting posted and this is one of my favorite mod posts ever. I spent too long looking for it so i figured id post it here. The line about a pair of raging bulls gets me every time.

nine-gear crow posted:

Ah, yes, I see the both of you graduated from the Academy of Ignoring When The Mods Tell You To Shut The gently caress Up. Here are your diplomas, you're both exemplary students, and by "exemplary" I of course mean "awful posters". We're getting tired of the complaints born from this thread from random posters and the OP alike about how the both of you are churning up the ground around you like a pair of raging bulls trying out out-shithead one another.

Well, and PAY ATTENTION TO THIS ONE GUYS, it stops here. If you both don't shut up and stop posting belligerently at each other and in general in this thread, then you will no longer be allowed to post in this thread. You have both made the OP so uncomfortable that they have mulled stopping the LP entirely because it does nothing but spawn drama between the two of you at this point. So knock it off.

If we get word that you somehow even after this can't stop being e-pricks to each other, then we will not hesitate to threadban the both of you on the spot.

tl;dr:

Chimera-gui: Stop being Professor Well, Actually... and let Silver Falcon run the LP the way they want to run it and acting like a petulant child when the LP doesn't show off the things you want it to show off.

Casnorf: Stop being an rear end in a top hat. Yes, we get it, no one likes Professor Well, Actually... but these laser-focused belligerent posts and Scarlet Pimpernel glove slap duel challenges really suck and make you look actively worse than the guy you're trying to own.

So, are we completely clear on this now? Actually don't answer that just yet, you're going on a 12 hour posting vacation first.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

angerbeet posted:

thousand island dressing but all of the islands are staten

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Philosophy derail takes a turn.

World Famous W posted:

I have to exist because I'm to boring for someone to bother making up

Telarra posted:

"I suck, therefore I am."

:hmmyes:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Cowman posted:

lovely phone pics and it's only after I hosed it but here's the leftover 'za monster





I had the cheese one and it was surprisingly decent. It royally hosed me up tho I'm going into a food coma

Armitag3 posted:

They look like crime scene photos

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007



:lmao:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Writing a computer program is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

you don’t know how to do it.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Lmao i posted a much better looking one in the Anti Food Porn thread. Theyre delicious.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Skulk Hogan posted:

Lmao i posted a much better looking one in the Anti Food Porn thread. Theyre delicious.

Congratulations, where should I mail the trophy celebrating your achievement?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Man, I want to live in a state where I can buy hard liquor at Target.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Man, I want to live in a state where I can buy hard liquor at Target.

alcoholism?

Friend
Aug 3, 2008


The last thing I expected to see in that article was the last thing in that article.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Friend posted:

The last thing I expected to see in that article was the last thing in that article.


Why would you not expect to see footnotes last, they're footnotes

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

PeterCat posted:

I don't believe that Top Gun 2 actually exists. I think they filmed a trailer and that's it.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

1SimpleMistake18 posted:

Could anyone here recommend me a good mattress for my back. I like hard mattresses but sometimes I like soft ones. Also I don't want any gimmicky poo poo like that thing with the adjustable airbag just a regular spring/foam mattress.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Tiberius Christ posted:

I want fat morpheus



The Bloop posted:

Morefeedus

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Mister Speaker posted:

I got really freaked out by the scenes with people just resigned to drowning trapped on the ship - there's one shot in particular that's like, a mother comforting her kids as water flows into their cabin, that really disturbed me as a kid.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

dats fukken vasquez bro

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

You always were an rear end in a top hat, children

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Quoting myself for the unwitting setup only.



zoux posted:

No if they were polar bears I'd definitely suspect Coke

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Well I didn't get that joke the first time, so thank you for doing the needful

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


BOOTY-ADE posted:

You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up at the dinner table & believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in the Golden Corral buffet & I show you how strong your gastric bypass is

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

The Bloop posted:



oh "word" ?

Imagined posted:

Can I buy it with "money"?

The Bloop posted:

no they don't accept cryptocurrency

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:redass: The last thing I needed before breakfast was a picture of your naked fat rear end in worn out underwear. :redass:

Stoofner posted:

This thread sucks, and you suck. In fact. This thread needs more of ME.

http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img29/3738/stoofner115el.jpg

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames



Waltzing Along posted:

I think this is a day early.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 217 days!

Oh no, Mario! Bowser has taken Princess Peach to a special wedding platform suspended from between New Donk City's famous Dual Towers! Better get there fast, because Bowser has a special surprise in store for the occasion. Get ready to be blown away!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Captain Monkey posted:

Quoting myself for the unwitting setup only.

:holymoley:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Black August posted:

there an entire megaliths of websites devoted entirely to horny as their sole subject and speakplace, yet always and forever there are those who have to drag sexual analogies and topics to every single watering hole they pass, like a swarm of tiny penis locusts who mangle each sentence with a reference to their latest unexpressed fetishes

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Zil posted:

For us the day jihadists flew into our buildings was one of the most important days of our lives, but for everyone else it was Tuesday.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




lmao

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Goddamn

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Push El Burrito posted:

This is untrue a gun just went off on my closet and made me do a scared fart. This is the fifth time this week it has happened.

Dewgy posted:

This is why you should never buy a Taurus.

SiKboy posted:

I'm just gonna go ahead and say you shouldnt try to buy people regardless of their star sign.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

I saw 'never buy a Taurus' and first thought about the Ford sedan Taurus.


It's still good advice.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
If you don't want your gun to go off, keep it in the freezer.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:redhammer: Hey guys I just ran something over while speeding with bad headlights and I didn't check what it was until I got home and there was meat all over my car and gently caress YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT I loving HATE ALL OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID FORUM I NEVER COME IN HERE EXCEPT TO POST STUPID poo poo LIKE THIS SO gently caress ALL OF YOU WHINERS YOU loving SUCK BECAUSE HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THAT I'M A loving MORON THREAD CLOSED MAN, JUST THREAD CLOSED I'M LEAVING SO gently caress YOU :redhammer:

Deathmeister posted:

Yes. Up until the point where I shone a flashlight on the car through the pitch blackness, I was convinced whatever I hit was a flattened hazard barrel, those ones with the blinking lights on top. I hit one years ago and it sounded exactly the same, with nearly the same effects.

If it makes you guys feel any better, my headlights had just about nothing to do with this incident. Given the amount of time I had to react from when I first came over the hill, it wouldn't have mattered if my headlights were completely off, I still wouldn't have made it around the obstacle; it was simply too big.

gently caress it. I'm going to close the thread because just like the last four threads I've posted in AI, I will spend three pages defending myself from swarms of attacking mouth breathers with this stupid 'holier-than-thou' attitude to driving. You all act like you've never perpetrated a minor traffic violation in your entire life.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Also:

TurnsLeftLooksRight posted:

Best idea - NERD!

WOrst idea- I suck your cock.


I hope you have a best idea.

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