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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Shinjobi posted:

Casey Kasem can eat my butt

that'S NOT VEGETARIAN

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Frank Frank posted:

Nathen Mazri: Noted introvert

He's on the sigma male grindset


Also the last time I read this thread was page 85, which was in February. Is there a Scooby Doo restaurant now and has it failed yet

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

He's on the sigma male grindset


Also the last time I read this thread was page 85, which was in February. Is there a Scooby Doo restaurant now and has it failed yet

Scooby has not yet been graced with a physical establishment but coming soon.... Vegan pizza!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

reignofevil posted:

Scooby has not yet been graced with a physical establishment but coming soon.... Vegan pizza!

So is he doing like a uber eats ghost kitchen sort of thing, except his app only has 1 restaurant on it and it sucks poo poo?

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

So is he doing like a uber eats ghost kitchen sort of thing, except his app only has 1 restaurant on it and it sucks poo poo?

No, see , hes doing entergagement. Hes actually one step ahead of ghost kitchens.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

So is he doing like a uber eats ghost kitchen sort of thing, except his app only has 1 restaurant on it and it sucks poo poo?

No, he's waging a war on grocery stores, by selling his food at grocery stores

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Skyscraper Raccoon posted:

If I had never lived in Saudi Arabia, I would have never come into terms with suppression called Arabiolosis, the movement of an individual or collective individuals from a country that advocates freedom to a country that advocates suppression originated in Saudi Arabia. In my case, I moved from Canada to KSA, and today I shall post #TYKSA(Thank You Kingdom of Saudi Arabia) for the man I am today.

oof. ever read the last chapter of nineteen eighty-four?

someone clearly has had many visits from the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Alchemist posted:

Roll the Mazri tapes

Porn actors dressed as Shaggy, Daphne, Fred and Velma all pissing in a hotel room while Nathen watches and jerks off. Good production values but terrible acting (except the pissing and tugging). After viewing a leaked copy, Trump makes Nathen the Vice Presidential electoral candidate and promises him an extra gig as Entertainments Officer in the Whitehouse.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

BigBadSteve posted:

Porn actors dressed as Shaggy, Daphne, Fred and Velma all pissing in a hotel room while Nathen watches and jerks off. Good production values but terrible acting (except the pissing and tugging). After viewing a leaked copy, Trump makes Nathen the Vice Presidential electoral candidate and promises him an extra gig as Entertainments Officer in the Whitehouse.

Nathan is already onboard

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The Alchemist posted:

Roll the Mazri tapes

Mazri's entire life is a giant blooper reel.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

steinrokkan posted:

No, he's waging a war on grocery stores, by selling his food at grocery stores

This is accurate. Also, farm 2 plate frozen pizzas that are definitely not recycled garf-pizzas

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1437573478220279812?s=20

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Repsotting the gently caress out of this as we speak

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Garfield Eats: The Official Repsot Story

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

repsot hell yeah

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Looks like Garfield is out of fork jail/he forgot about ScoobyEats again.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Looks like Garfield is out of fork jail/he forgot about ScoobyEats again.

He's like a guy who was dumped by his girlfriend for being crazy and he needed a place to stay, so he hooked up with another girl but he's still pining for his ex.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Yaldabaoth posted:

He's like a guy who was dumped by his girlfriend for being crazy and he needed a place to stay, so he hooked up with another girl but he's still pining for his ex.

My (m/52) entergager (Very Young/m) won't stop obsessing over his ex (43/m). He talked me into opening our relationship and said he could love us both. Now it feels like they're back together and I am no longer in the picture. What should I do?

edit: breaking up is not an option, we have big cow lasagnas together.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Oh no

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
Repsotting like gently caress rn :f5h::eek:

It's either going to be a new restaurant altogether or like, just big cow lasagnas again but now you can get them in Québec and Manitoba or something.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Big Cow did 9/11

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Was his anti vaxx thing just because vaccine distribution was using up all the dry ice and cold packs for shipping his frozen lasagna

I choose to believe this and it is now thread canon

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
I sent you an enail please repsot

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

yr new gurlfrand! posted:

I sent you an enail please repsot



I'm going to try and remember this

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
9/17 nevar foreget

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Was his anti vaxx thing just because vaccine distribution was using up all the dry ice and cold packs for shipping his frozen lasagna

I choose to believe this and it is now thread canon

And probably shutting down restaurants for a while? Or was GarfieldEats location closed before the pandemic?

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

yr new gurlfrand! posted:

I sent you an enail please repsot



Nathen Mazri is proud to announce Big Thumb Garfaccino

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

yr new gurlfrand! posted:

I sent you an enail please repsot



gently caress there are times that I hate weve grown up and dont goonrush anymore.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Bring me the head of Garf on a cake.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Blue Moonlight posted:

gently caress there are times that I hate weve grown up and dont goonrush anymore.

It's actually a good thing goons don't do that anymore, it's better to just sit back and let people like Nathen make asses out of themselves on their own.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I hope someone records this one.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Blue Moonlight posted:

gently caress there are times that I hate weve grown up and dont goonrush anymore.

There's definitely people goonrushing this guy's things. Why do you think he's only releasing the password 1 hour before? The last instagram thing he did I tuned in for 10 minutes or so, as far as I could tell there were people openly trolling him and people egging him on but also trolling him, and it didn't seem like he had a single "legit" fan in the room. I honestly felt kind of bad and left.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Last Chance posted:

And probably shutting down restaurants for a while? Or was GarfieldEats location closed before the pandemic?

It was always destined to fail, but I believe the onset of the pandemic is what finally did it in plus the landlord was more of a landmonster if Nathen can be believed

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

It was always destined to fail, but I believe the onset of the pandemic is what finally did it in plus the landlord was more of a landmonster if Nathen can be believed

Wanting the failson of a multimillionaire to pay the rent on the location for his cartoon-themed non-synergistic entergagement brand vanity project is truly monstrous.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Is that the first time he's used Nickelodeon branding? Funny how any other person in this position my instant reaction would be that he's breaking IP and trademark laws, but if there's anything we know about Nathen its that he's happy to throw endless amounts of cash at pointless things.

e: I hate that he has broken the name Nathan for me and I'm no longer able to remember which is 'correct', and therefore wrong to use in this thread.

EL BROMANCE fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Sep 15, 2021

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Escape From Noise posted:

Bring me the head of Garf on a cake.

Plot twist: Garfs head is the cake

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Garfield's pregnant you guys.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

pseudanonymous posted:

Wanting the failson of a multimillionaire to pay the rent on the location for his cartoon-themed non-synergistic entergagement brand vanity project is truly monstrous.

I honestly can't remember at this point but it might have just been a question of them not extending the lease. Someone else reported that there would be loud parties on the roof so maybe the landmonster just saw an opportunity to get rid of a problem tenant

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

my dog died im sad posted:

Garfield's pregnant you guys.

Congrats to Nathen on his child.

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