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Very cute attempt by the Cowboys but they're a loser franchise and it showed today, shameful!
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We clownballed and still almost beat the champs. gently caress zebras.
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Sickening posted:We clownballed and still almost beat the champs. c’mon don’t talk about Dak like that
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With non-lovely special teams play, the Cowservants win that game. Honestly impressed. Definitely made the Bucs look mortal.
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https://twitter.com/BobbyBeltTX/status/1436178429909606400?s=20 lol
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Dak could never
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Trying to be a Cowboys fan is agony. They just suck so much when it counts. How the gently caress do you lose with that much offensive yardage and that big a turnover margin. Oh, by having no running game, inconceivably ineffective red zone play, a defense that can't get to the QB or make critical 4th quarter stops, and a kicker who is apparently unable to do his one job with more than a coin-flip level of success.
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the cowboys are pathetic!
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Lol, gently caress the Cowboys!
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Woke up Cowboys lost Nice
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Dak didn’t look 100% I tried to watch for CC lamb and he just looked like a guy
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euphronius posted:Dak didn’t look 100% Your bit had jumped the shark
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I don’t know what that means It must be an old boomer reference
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I already don't like the new jersey number thing and think they need to go back to the old way.
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you’d think that if the defense had to respect Dak’s arm so much it would open up things for Zeke
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I only watched the first half but dak was not accurate deep and was outplayed by the most handsome man
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indigi posted:you’d think that if the defense had to respect Dak’s arm so much it would open up things for Zeke The cowboys didn't even try to run. They gameplanned around not running at all, and it worked too but for some really bad kicking. Dallas left 7 points on the field because the leg is dead.
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How do cowboys fans even live ? They have been less relevant than the Detroit Lions for the past 30 years!!
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Managing to lose while being +3 in turnover differential is a good start to clownball season!
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Mr. Nice! posted:The cowboys didn't even try to run. They gameplanned around not running at all, and it worked too but for some really bad kicking. Dallas left 7 points on the field because the leg is dead. That 60 yard miss isn’t really something you should expect your kicker to make, that’s a very low percentage kick. And if Dallas is up going into their last drive I almost guarantee they give it back to TB with even more time on the clock since McCarthy is a coward.
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Mr. Nice! posted:The cowboys didn't even try to run. They gameplanned around not running at all, and it worked too but for some really bad kicking. Dallas left 7 points on the field because the leg is dead. should of just scored touchdowns imo
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dingo with a joint posted:Cowservants Now that’s a new one.
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Note that I blamed the leg entirely. The refs absolutely botched an obvious OPI call that would have knocked the bucs to the back of field goal range instead of a chipshot, also. Dallas should have won that game. There isn't one set of shoulders on which to place the loss.
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Alright this is loving hilarious: https://twitter.com/TaylorRooks/status/1436149907694440449
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Dak's arm is gonna fall off by the end of the season
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Mr. Nice! posted:Alright this is loving hilarious: I expect this man on the commissioners exemption list by the end of the day.
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Seth Rogaine?
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The joke I always remember about Fitzpatrick’s hair/beard is he looks like John Brown ready to go raid a Federal arsenal.
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On a technical subject. Dallas Play action passing: 19/62 overall = 30.6% (14-18, 120 yds) 18/48 on 1st/2nd down = 37.5% (13-17, 114 yds) Dallas's offense, and Dak in particular were absolutely lights out on play action passes last night. This isnl a game where they didn't even try to run, they only ran on first down a couple of times late in the game, and the bucks defense never once thought that Dallas had established the run game. It is, will be, and always has been a fallacy that a team needs to establish the run to open up the pass.
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Cartoon Man posted:
thats some incredible hair. Jealous af
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Cartoon Man posted:
Wait, I have seen this movie. He starts being more jolly and takes over as Santa right?
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Also, this will always be the land of bits and all are welcome here, but no one being objective about Dallas's offensive performance and Dak in particular last night can say that he did not play lights out. He put 400 yards and three touchdowns on the best defense in the NFL, he played Tom Brady to a two-point game decided by last second heroics, fit deep balls into tight Windows all night long, while the middle of his pocket was constantly collapsed in his face as Vita vea absolutely steamrolled Tyler Biadisz and Connor Williams all night. They went toe to toe with the best team in the nfl, and but for the vagaries of NFL randomness Dak played well enough to win. Not a single cowboys fan should be disappointed with that showing, and no other NFCE team fan should be thinking, "oh yeah, we can maybe grab two wins off Dallas this year."
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I look forward to the high level play the rest of the division is going to put on display this weekend.![]()
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He under-threw an open receiver in the end zone by like 20 yards in the first half. Dak was on the Patriots 40 when this happened. Then jesus came out a few minutes later and threw it like 60 yards in the air
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Maybe Dallas should have also stopped Gronk styling on them Also if Dak was good he would have won. The truth hurts.
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The year begins with an NFCE loss. All is right in the world.
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Dak also had at least three throws that were dropped picks. Was kinda lucky there.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Dak also had at least three throws that were dropped picks. Was kinda lucky there. His one pick was from a drop as well. This sword cuts both ways.
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