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Nenonen posted:I think I'd prefer a cellmate who's been dead for 15 years, over one that's been dead for a few weeks. The stink should go away as the body decomposes and you can craft shanks from the bones. Yeah I'm with ya. Save the ribcage for making a xylophone set to keep the mind occupied, that sort of thing. Use the skin for water skins. Wear his scalp as a funny wig!
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 19:14 |
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old bean factory posted:xylobone FTFY
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 19:17 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Isn't that how they make prison wine? I think after 15 years it's more prison brandy.
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 19:21 |
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etymologically the "xylo" in xylophone refers to the wooden bars. a xylobone might be a wooden model of a skeleton; what you propose would be an ostophone
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 19:27 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Tammy rules. I wouldn't move back to Illinois to be her constituent, but I really hope I get to meet her someday. I don't agree with her positions 100%, but she's cool. I remember some dipshit putting their foot in their mouth when she rolled up into Congress after giving birth being all, "it was just childbirth, she's really milking it with the wheelchair".
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 19:37 |
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Haha yes, wooden skeleton, yes haha hand me that phone would you I've got splinters
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 19:50 |
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Whoops. https://www.smh.com.au/world/north-america/new-york-city-subway-failed-because-someone-pushed-the-wrong-button-20210911-p58qqt.html quote:New York: A recent power outage that disrupted half of New York City’s subway system for several hours and stranded hundreds of passengers was likely caused by someone accidentally pressing an “Emergency Power Off” button, according to investigations released on Friday.
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 20:04 |
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Vlaphor posted:Sound recommended. I've got a book for this guy to read.
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 20:24 |
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Let me be the first to say:
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 20:35 |
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Roflex posted:I've got a book for this guy to read.
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 20:54 |
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Roflex posted:I've got a book for this guy to read.
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 21:00 |
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Roflex posted:I've got a book for this guy to read. I see what you did, and I approve
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 21:01 |
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Roflex posted:I've got a book for this guy to read. so good, so true.
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 21:04 |
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Roflex posted:I've got a book for this guy to read. Lol
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 21:08 |
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I was told to move some stuff around the jobsite the other day, and my co-worker rolls up in a wheel loader with two locks on the steering wheel saying "LOCKED OUT - DO NOT OPERATE". Ends up that two mechanics lost their keys and couldn't remove their locks after completing a service. I ran the same loader today and they actually cut the steering wheel to remove their locks and then taped it back together with electrical tape.
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 21:09 |
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So the plan is that if they lose their keys again they can just remove the tape and pull the locks off?
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 21:42 |
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I love the thought process that is like cut the locks we don't have keys to anymore? No that's gonna raise too many questions. Cut the steering wheel to get the locks off? Now we're talking.
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 21:47 |
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zedprime posted:I love the thought process that is like cut the locks we don't have keys to anymore? No that's gonna raise too many questions. Cut the steering wheel to get the locks off? Now we're talking. Seriously, holy hell. Have they ordered a replacement wheel or some poo poo?
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 22:18 |
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Roflex posted:I've got a book for this guy to read. Cross posting this from the schadenfreude thread since I suppose this is technically a workplace. For a clown. To get launched into space. https://i.imgur.com/poC9tzt.mp4
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 22:31 |
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Sagebrush posted:etymologically the "xylo" in xylophone refers to the wooden bars. a xylobone might be a wooden model of a skeleton; what you propose would be an ostophone
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 22:55 |
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what is this bullshit everyone knows mr. skeltal is a brass man
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# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:18 |
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qz86kemu0g1r0uzl6.mp4
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:25 |
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I love it when people decide they have super human strength and can obviously stop that much mass moving that fast downhill.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:32 |
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someone reverse it and put ghost ride the whip on it
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:39 |
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Zesty posted:I love it when people decide they have super human strength and can obviously stop that much mass moving that fast downhill. Dang, it's sort of the opposite of this Ola posted:There should be a term for drivers that encounter a situation where it is plain to see they shouldn't enter, but then they realize they have to do some stuff on the other side of the situation so they just calmly and deliberately drive into it. Either they believe they have super human ennui and just plow through situations they should avoid, or they believe they have super human strength. Either way, vehicles make you stupid.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:40 |
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https://i.imgur.com/6IrEEpc.gifv Shits easy, just press X at the right time.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/6IrEEpc.gifv
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 03:08 |
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OSHA IV: How to avoid huge slips
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:08 |
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Chocobo posted:I was told to move some stuff around the jobsite the other day, and my co-worker rolls up in a wheel loader with two locks on the steering wheel saying "LOCKED OUT - DO NOT OPERATE". Oh god. Those locks are meant to be easily broken and suuuuuper hard to pick*, so there's proof if somebody removed them. If you can cut a steering wheel you can remove a LOTO lock even faster! *: 6 pins instead of 5, special anti-pick pins, very little spring tension so you don't get feedback as you pick, a keyway that's hard to fit picks in...and a plastic body you can whack with a hammer to remove the lock if you lose they key.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:30 |
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Chocobo posted:I was told to move some stuff around the jobsite the other day, and my co-worker rolls up in a wheel loader with two locks on the steering wheel saying "LOCKED OUT - DO NOT OPERATE". All the lockout/tagout locks I have ever encountered are designed to be removed by hitting with a hammer. They will break apart easy, not designed to be high security. If I lose my keys, simply crack the lock open after jobs done and then report to stores for a replacement. The equipment is still locked out while the service/repair is being done, and as it is MY responsibility to remove the lock, destructive methods are allowed. Now if someone else were to come along and remove my lock this way... hooo boy someones getting in a lot of trouble.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:14 |
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Humphreys posted:
I don't know about down there in down under land, but up in Americastan, I seem to recall seeing things in either previous versions of this thread, or precursors to this thread, many years ago, while I was under a different name where people removing LOTO locks is pretty much just like "yeah bro, we figured that you were finished doing whatever you were doing" or "odds are you wouldn't get killed by (energized something) so we just cut that lock off because we needed to get moving again, don't worry about the electricity going through them bare wires, just like DON"T DO ANYTHING UNSAFE AND YOU"LL BE FINE".
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i love this 3 meme old meme, please let's keep looking for opportunities
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 06:30 |
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In the policies I've seen removing a LOTO lock without the key requires personal authorisation from the managing director.
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https://twitter.com/taxfreelt/status/1435585475784462341
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Ola posted:Either they believe they have super human ennui and just plow through situations they should avoid, or they believe they have super human strength. Either way, vehicles make you stupid. But it stops and goes so easily when I press my foot on the pedal, it can't be that heavy!
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https://i.imgur.com/wUaq74t.gifv
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 12:55 |
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Merry Christmas!
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Chocobo posted:I was told to move some stuff around the jobsite the other day, and my co-worker rolls up in a wheel loader with two locks on the steering wheel saying "LOCKED OUT - DO NOT OPERATE". Gives a new meaning to the thread title.
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