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nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

I'll shutup about my triumphant but gradual return to normal human size, but people seem to be arguing with me under the impression that I'm not aware of exactly how fat I am.



I'd like to introduce you to Cobra.

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010





if i'm correct this thing is attempting to collect sympathy donations for his covid-killed wife and unborn child? drat it would be a shame if he was garroted in his vehicle leaving a bar, or burned to death in his home

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

Craig Titus had such a freaky physique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsy8I2yDPnQ

don't look up what he did after this contest lol

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





excellent catte, A+

turd in my singlet
Jul 5, 2008

DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

*heavy metal music playing*
Nap Ghost

nomad2020 posted:

I could go with this, would only fall apart for the powerlifter or strongman builds and those aren't excessively healthy to begin with.

nah works great for this scenario, exactly for calling these people out as being unhealthy

learned about it from here (the video has more info than the article)

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Delta-Wye posted:

yeah, its pretty... something... pretty... dumb? that doesn't cut it, i need a stronger version of "dumb" but ill be damned if i know what it is

consider permanently logging off these forums

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/WhoDatPhD/status/1437131242219188225

Google " texags politics board " to understand the mind of a TAMU alum

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Bathtub Cheese posted:

the vast increase in federal outlays on SSI/SSDI, medicaid and medicare from these chuds getting long covid means the indefinite, uncontrolled spread of sars-cov-2 variants in the chudlands is the gift that keeps on taking. i wouldn't be surprised if this is curtains for all of those programs on an even shorter timeline than they had planned before.

it is much more difficult to get onto SSI/SSDI than you think, and apparently? medicaid/medicare has been seeing windfalls because of a significant % of its userbase abruptly dying rather than drawing out another 15 years

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Chard posted:

consider permanently logging off these forums

don't be pants on head ridiculous

Delta-Wye fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Sep 13, 2021

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Lol goddamn this is grim

Bathtub Cheese
Jun 15, 2008

I lust for Chinese world conquest. The truth does not matter before the supremacy of Dear Leader Xi.

SKULL.GIF posted:

it is much more difficult to get onto SSI/SSDI than you think, and apparently? medicaid/medicare has been seeing windfalls because of a significant % of its userbase abruptly dying rather than drawing out another 15 years

i know it's hard to get onto SSI/SSDI but if even a fraction of long covid sufferers get on either of them expect the costs to balloon. good point about medicare and medicaid, though.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


the post

https://twitter.com/epiellie/status/1437051233915781133?s=21

the replies

https://twitter.com/jotto999/status/1437239142270881796?s=21

https://twitter.com/mickiethepoet/status/1437235341979787266?s=21

https://twitter.com/arlen_gunclub/status/1437239633352568839?s=21

https://twitter.com/diontgaruda/status/1437242116606889984?s=21

https://twitter.com/jbcoots3/status/1437203884326330373?s=21

https://twitter.com/wiganemptyseat/status/1437166363156615176?s=21

https://twitter.com/pete_sans_chien/status/1437089446105686026?s=21

https://twitter.com/giajules2000/status/1437227254770192389?s=21

https://twitter.com/mateosays/status/1437083548343746567?s=21

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

we found it, the most boomer husband

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Lol goddamn this is grim

Imagine being the dead wife's siblings or parents and seeing that sequence of posts on social media

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Blackhawk posted:

RIP Auckland, 33 cases today, so still bouncing around the southern suburbs, very unlikely we get to go down a restriction level for at least another week. Got my first taste of titers today too finally.

But in 9 days you'll be eating brunch remember?!

Blackhawk posted:

Lmao I'll be seeing you from a covid-free brunch in a month bitch.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 30 minutes!

So his wife got it twice and died the second time around and all the talk about natural immunity being the best is just bullshit. Good stuff.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


i think a lot of the natural immunity talk is “why cant my covid infection be my vaccine”

lol i hate humanity

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
APPLES
https://mobile.twitter.com/iamjasonbailey/status/1437193646877593609

this doesn't get really crack-ping good til you click through but most of you should know what to expect

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


I want to see these guys debate public health

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Pyrus Malus posted:

this doesn't get really crack-ping good til you click through but most of you should know what to expect

Clinical Therapist | Christian | Live Right | Love Well

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




hunt anti-vax for sport

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Atrocious Joe posted:

I want to see these guys debate public health

it's going to be extremely funny when the CPC decides Chinese obesity is a problem and sets on a successful 5 year plan to fix it

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

So his wife got it twice and died the second time around and all the talk about natural immunity being the best is just bullshit. Good stuff.

Natural immunity plus vaccination is best but lol at anyone who gets this thing surviving to get the vaccine

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

SplitSoul posted:

My tolerance was pretty solid and I've been smoking the same stuff nearly every day for months, but I actually wasn't high at the time at all, I hadn't smoked those two days or the day in between. I've tried smoking a little since, like just a few puffs hoping it'd take the edge off, and it invariably turns into A Bad Time. I've tried "too high" in the past and it usually just made me fall asleep, not worry that I wouldn't wake up. Dunno if stress or whatever it is can nullify tolerance somehow. I just wanna go back to chilling. :(

Yeah sorry I posted that before reading further that you know what you're doing wrt weed.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Delta-Wye posted:

yeah, its pretty... something... pretty... dumb? that doesn't cut it, i need a stronger version of "dumb" but ill be damned if i know what it is

how about "very dumb"

durrneez
Feb 20, 2013

I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Pyrus Malus posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/iamjasonbailey/status/1437193646877593609

this doesn't get really crack-ping good til you click through but most of you should know what to expect

:eyepop: that did not go where I expected it to go

Caseman
Mar 21, 2006

Pyrus Malus posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/iamjasonbailey/status/1437193646877593609

this doesn't get really crack-ping good til you click through but most of you should know what to expect

Guys I did the math and turns out 600k dead people is cool and fine.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


people over the age of 50? not actual people, ok if they die in large numbers unexpectedly

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

give it time

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
I for one am ok with a life expectancy of 55

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

it's going to be extremely funny when the CPC decides Chinese obesity is a problem and sets on a successful 5 year plan to fix it

the new age tiktok community will face a huge struggle between the old QAnon influencers and the new adherents to Socialism with Chinese characteristics

Both factions will assume the way to understand China is through Traditional Chinese Medicine

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



all this "why aren't we forcing people to eat better" discourse is reminding me of when chuds were screaming about biden taking away your cheeseburgers when covid was murdering indians instead of them

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Caseman posted:

Guys I did the math and turns out 600k dead people is cool and fine.

it's only .2% of the population

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
they were really mad when calories were displayed next to the menu items

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

SplitSoul posted:

Called ambulance for chest tightness, palpitations and dizziness. ECG was fine, blood pressure and pulse elevated, but not emergency levels. Ambulance left. Two days later, dizziness and left arm buzzing, called ambulance again, same thing, blood sugar also fine, but opted for the ER this time. Got blood works, neurologic test (smile, touch nose, heel to knee, etc.), a COVID test, and wore a monitor for about six hours, nothing of note and also negative for COVID,

I feel for you and want to offer some advice. Get a pulse oximeter and a home blood pressure monitor. They aren't expensive and are easy to use. With heart rate, O2 level, and blood pressure, even a layperson can tell if a serious problem is occurring.
This isn't to help you decide whether or not to go to an ER necessarily just that having more control helps, especially if you test every once in a while and write it down.

In my case a food allergy was causing a blood pressure spike, and feeling like you're gonna stroke out just makes it worse.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



thankfully viruses don't really give a poo poo about the american discourse for every problem being "HOW DARE YOU DO SOMETHING THAT IMPACTS ME. go punish some group i don't think i'm a part of instead" considering everyone has lungs

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

it's going to be extremely funny when the CPC decides Chinese obesity is a problem and sets on a successful 5 year plan to fix it

literally just pay people during work hours to have a 30min walk every day

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

all this "why aren't we forcing people to eat better" discourse is reminding me of when chuds were screaming about biden taking away your cheeseburgers when covid was murdering indians instead of them



India outlaws cheeseburgers.

Indians die of COVID in huge numbers.

Biden outlaws cheeseburgers.

Americans die of COVID in huge numbers.

Oh poo poo, I figured it out

Rubby
Aug 31, 2002

<3 Louby

nexous posted:

I for one am ok with a life expectancy of 55

i dunno, living fifty loving five years in America sounds kinda exhausting

Thankfully we're doing something about it

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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

STOP WITH THE FEAR.

JUST STOP IT.

IT IS ABSURD AND COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL.

I MUST NOT FEAR

FEAR IS THE MIND-KILLER

FEAR IS THE LITTLE-DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION.

I WILL FACE MY FEAR.

I WILL PERMIT IT TO PASS OVER ME AND THROUGH ME

WHERE THE FEAR HAS GONE THERE WILL BE NOTHING

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