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Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Guavanaut posted:

It's the Papal Standard, representing Nast not liking the Catholics, and the Standard of the Kingdom of Ireland, representing Nast not liking the Irish. Together they fly on Tammany Hall turned into a Vatican building.

Powerful symbols, don't want to overuse 'em.

Edit: Christ that's a terrible snipe, have a picture of my cat staring at me while I did homework.

Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Sep 14, 2021

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Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/penismouth3/status/1437489770448371712

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*



:drat: Arkane Studios sure saw that one coming

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mercury_Storm posted:




:drat: Arkane Studios sure saw that one coming

Haha what game was this

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

The Bloop posted:

Haha what game was this

Dishonored, but that's an edit

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014


god damnit that's pretty funny

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Yeah he's the one funny right wing comedian, and I think it genuinely explains a lot of his success. He's flat out entertaining, and not just in a laughing at him way.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

MNIMWA posted:

god damnit that's pretty funny

https://twitter.com/havingalaugh/status/1437599901903360001

Someone put Seinfeld music over this and it really works.

I take it this was from 2016?

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Sinteres posted:

Yeah he's the one funny right wing comedian, and I think it genuinely explains a lot of his success. He's flat out entertaining, and not just in a laughing at him way.

In an alternate universe, Trump became a huge 90's stand-up comedian.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

This is pretty loving dark.

https://twitter.com/sltrib/status/1437831743856250882

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
What is it with authoritarian shitheads and colorful, collectable coins?

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



How are u posted:

What is it with authoritarian shitheads and colorful, collectable coins?

They all want to feel like operators.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

How are u posted:

What is it with authoritarian shitheads and colorful, collectable coins?

Yeah what challenge was met here, exactly?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Staying alive, apparently.

bartok
May 10, 2006




Who is making all these challenge coins commemorating horrific poo poo?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



bartok posted:

Who is making all these challenge coins commemorating horrific poo poo?



Check out this product on Alibaba App manufacturers personalized custom metal blank 3d soft hard enamel navy military challenge coin https://m.alibaba.com/product/16001...800000%22%7D%7D

E- that link is acting weird idk

Snowy fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Sep 15, 2021

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Cheap junk from China, no surprise there. All these stupid participation-coins will end up in a landfill after the Brave Hero who Earned them croaks, probably dumped by a relieved family.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Our American corporate overlords told me to assign tough guy or whatever coins for our best operators. I explained to a bunch of Texans over zoom that challenge coins aren't a thing up here and they responded like in was absolutely crazy or just flat out lying. America's weird, yo.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Participation trophies for me, not for thee

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Scene: the not too distant future.

Small child rummages in cabinet drawer in a disorganized bedroom.

Child: grandpa, what's this?
-Child hands over coin.
Grandpa flips over coin in his hand. Wistfully wipes his thumb across the face of a cartoon frog.
Grandpa: I got this from GEOTUS Trump for my service in the Meme Wars. We lost a lot of good pedes in the battle of 8chan.
-grandpa wipes away tear.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

deoju posted:

Scene: the not too distant future.

Small child rummages in cabinet drawer in a disorganized bedroom.

Child: grandpa, what's this?
-Child hands over coin.
Grandpa flips over coin in his hand. Wistfully wipes his thumb across the face of a cartoon frog.
Grandpa: I got this from GEOTUS Trump for my service in the Meme Wars. We lost a lot of good pedes in the battle of 8chan.
-grandpa wipes away tear.

Very pessimistic of you to assume that these people will ever procreate

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

GABA ghoul posted:

Very pessimistic of you to assume that these people will ever procreate

Hold on, let's give them the benefit of the doubt, one of them might get an underage girl pregnant with the aid of alcohol and/or other drugs in Texas and get custody of the resulting child, because evil has triumphed and hope is a cruel lie.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

How are u posted:

Cheap junk from China, no surprise there. All these stupid participation-coins will end up in a landfill after the Brave Hero who Earned them croaks, probably dumped by a relieved family.

Lol they're going to hold onto them and try to insist they're worth a high dollar value

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

GABA ghoul posted:

Very pessimistic of you to assume that these people will ever procreate

The scenario assumes they win and are assigned girlfriends.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

GABA ghoul posted:

Very pessimistic of you to assume that these people will ever procreate

I'm pretty sure their ranks consist of some divorced dads who refuse to believe they were the problem.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1438288376667545607?s=20

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Feels bad man

https://twitter.com/CondimentWords/status/1438261452884692993

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1438503498690154497

lmao this rules

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1438211394491412484

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Sep 16, 2021

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
Uh

https://twitter.com/MnDPS_DPS/status/1438584949112721414?s=20

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Who would keep their drivers license in there

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

The Bloop posted:

Who would keep their drivers license in there

People who don't want to be brutally executed by a startled cop

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
Excuse me for feeling dumb, but how is that supposed to stop the cop from shooting you?

Or is this a :thejoke: that the cops have played on us

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

Excuse me for feeling dumb, but how is that supposed to stop the cop from shooting you?

Or is this a :thejoke: that the cops have played on us

This is a tacit admission that they will shoot you for no real reason with no consequences and this is your fault and you should just strip naked and accept their fascism rather than trying to negotiate with them because this is the US and we have ceded power to local police with the full support of all three branches of the government and at all levels of federalism.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Even accepting this is a logical solution to trigger-happy cops, I’d want neon orange or green or whatever to make it glaringly obvious what I’m reaching for in a darkened glovebox at night, rather than another ambiguous and non-reflective item. Something like this will provide no relief of violence, just further muddy the waters on police decision-making and giving them another excuse for why they had to. . . ah.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Thaddius the Large posted:

Even accepting this is a logical solution to trigger-happy cops, I’d want neon orange or green or whatever to make it glaringly obvious what I’m reaching for in a darkened glovebox at night, rather than another ambiguous and non-reflective item. Something like this will provide no relief of violence, just further muddy the waters on police decision-making and giving them another excuse for why they had to. . . ah.

They're designed to clip onto your dashboard, like onto an air vent, etc. so you don't have to reach for your wallet or into a glove box.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

Excuse me for feeling dumb, but how is that supposed to stop the cop from shooting you?

Or is this a :thejoke: that the cops have played on us

It's a handy way to keep your paperwork with your corpse after getting shot by the police. Blood won't soak into the papers.

duodenum
Sep 18, 2005

That’s great because now if you don’t have the automatic cop soothing device, the cop can simply kill you and justify the shoot however he wants because there will inevitably be a CHUD on the jury who wonders why you didn’t have the special cop soothing device.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I mean maybe it wouldn't be the worst idea to plug your driver's license into the dash before you drive like on the Fifth Element

(it probably would be)

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I feel like we should instead retrofit garbage trucks so that the front loader thing contains an armored vault that an officer can sit in, with cameras on the outside and a little steel slat they can slide open to shoot out of or grab license and registration work.

That way, an officer can slowly approach a vehicle, safe in the security of their armored dumpster.

If an arrest needs to be made, the garbage truck driver gets a call on the radio, and the officer will supervise from the vault as the driver attempts to arrest the suspect.

Then, once the suspect is loaded into the passenger seat of the truck, the vault is lifted back up and into the armored section in the rear of the truck to keep the officer safe for the rest of the trip.

Once the truck makes it back to the station, the driver again lifts the police bin out, and slides it into a receptacle that leads into the police fortress. The driver then helps the suspect out of the passenger seat and escorts them into the booking/processing area, where police will observe through plate glass to ensure they're not at risk at any point in the process.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
gently caress yeah bring out the scoops!

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

Excuse me for feeling dumb, but how is that supposed to stop the cop from shooting you?

Or is this a :thejoke: that the cops have played on us

It's just victim-blaming along the lines of "oh well maybe this cop wouldn't have shot you fifteen times if you hadn't reached for your license and registration so villainously"

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